Disclaimer: DGM is not mine and never will be (God I hate disclaimers…)

Chapter 7 (wow 7 chapters ha I can't believe it haha!)

After a couple of hours Allen finally woke up. This brought relief to everyone's faces. Until they heard what he had to say…

"Oh! Allen you're alright!" Lenalee spoke up. She assumed he just went through his depressed stage and now he was at his polite stage. Well now that he had his scar and white hair at least. "How old are you?"

"I'm 12… now leave me the fuck alone." All of them looked surprised that he wasn't polite yet. "I don't know who the fuck you are and I don't give a shit. Now leave me the fuck alone!"

"What do you mean you don't know us, Moyashi? I'm your foster dad." Kanda growled. Allen flinched and sat in a fetal position afraid Kanda would hurt him.

"Yeah that's right lie to the fucking kid. Pretend he doesn't know anything…" Allen mumbled.

"Hey Allen I'm Lavi!" Lavi told Allen then whispered to Kanda and Lenalee. "Its obvious he went through some trauma and his mind is trying to block out almost everything unrelated to Mana Walker, I've seen this before."

"Okay so just play along." Lenalee whispered back. Lavi nodded.

"You fuckers don't need to whisper like I'm fucking crazy, I can hear almost every word you said" Allen stated pissed. "I didn't lose any memory. It's all there."

"Okay then let's start over hi I'm Lenalee!" She piped back up.

"I'm Kanda Yuu but call me Yuu and your dead meat Moyashi." Kanda growled again.

"You're obviously Japanese so that'd be your first name right? In Japan new acquaintances and people they didn't consider to be friends or family would be called by their last name to show respect." He muttered like he was trying to figure something out. They looked amazed at him that he was that smart. "It's nice to meet you Kanda-san, Lavi-Kun, and Lenalee-Chan."

He spoke a bit louder, "by the ways you talk I can tell that Kanda-san you're the smarter more leaderish on of the group you should be treated with the most respect. Since you have a sword I'm guessing you're a samurai thus creating more respect and honor which means you're naturally strong. You also seem to be short tempered, but that's quite alright. It probably is only natural because as a samurai you are well trained to cast all the unnecessary emotions away so you can focus and fight better. You are obviously one to put a lot of trust into because of this. Meaning I should only talk until spoken to, sorry for speaking out Kanda-san."

"What the hell happened to all his brains when he's older, Right now I can actually tolerate the bean." (1)

"Lenalee-Chan you're more motherly and woman should be treated with utmost respect, but by the way you stand and talk you dislike being protected like a piece of glass like crystal. You also seem to be quite intelligent and caring. You also seem like a very strong being and right now you seem to be reaching out for someone to notice you, perhaps they like you to, with that body I wouldn't be doubtful that anyone would love you. You should ask them. You have spunk to you don't mind when you're rough housed. You seem to hold a great dark side in you though, you dislike where you work, poor thing. I hope you find that love on your mind. I can tell who I it is but it's not my place to speak out loud who."

"Wow- that's very nice and smart of you, thank you." Lenalee blushed. 'is it that obvious??' she asked herself.

"Lavi-kun…" He began, "I don't know where to start with you…"

Lavi (secretly) was waiting his turn. He could wait to hear all the smart and nice comments his little brother had for him.

"Lavi-kun, I could say that you seem to be the more cheerful, outgoing, man whore, and idiot of the group. The only reason I don't mean that is you are obviously a bookman. This means deep in your heart you are actually cold and smart. But it is typical to change aliases for different missions. This one is just more cheerful then the others. But your character Lavi-kun is childish, naïve, and cheerful. The darkness in your aura is deep right now, like you have a dark secret you don't want any one to know. By though the way you stand is the way of saying you can make anyone happy. Quite the optimist… as of now. You care about all those in this room but your very irritated right now at me, again I am sorry it was not in my place to say such mean and horrible things to you it was not in my place Bookman-san or Lavi-kun since you're obviously still an apprentice."

"It's no problem Allen-Chan" He said through gritted teeth. "None at all."

"Ah! Oh no! I've made you angry! I didn't mean any of it!" Allen started to cry and ran over to a corner and curled into a VERY tight fetal position, trying to avoid getting hit. "Please don't hit me I know I deserve it but please have mercy!"

"It's quite alright Moyashi, all that stuff you said about the Baka Usagi was right and FINALLY someone else told him." Kanda spoke up and picked up Allen. To put him on the bed and to reassure Allen he's safe.

"Sorry! Sorry! SORRY! Don't listen to me I'm just a stupid, stupid little kid, what I say is unimportant. Please forgive me, forget everything I said!" He said still sobbing and looking hopeful at Lavi to be forgiven.

"It's okay Allen-Chan," Lavi reassured him and Allen's body quit quivering.

"Kanda-san, do I have permission to speak to you quickly?" He asked.

"Yes, you do," Kanda hesitated.

"I am not sure if you knew but… this information may be important."

"Yes?"

"Do you know of a Cross Marian?"

"Yes" he relaxed it was just about Cross Marian.

"Well he fucked a woman named Kanda Miyo(2)." He stated.

Kanda paled instantly. "What's wrong Yuu?" Lavi said.

"That's my now 16 year old sister," he explained, "IM GOING TO KILL CROSS!" (3)

He quickly looked over to Allen only to find him fast asleep.

Sorry it's kind of a story filler next time he will be 13 and be out of his real 1st depression where he's shy but smart… It was really only a crack one… Lol Cross knocked up Kanda's sister.

(1) Oh you'll find out Kanda, you'll find out *evil grin*

(2) Miyo means beautiful child in Japanese (I looked for Yuu also it was so Ironic it means Gentle lol)

(3) What Kanda forgets to realize Allen is 3 years younger then he originally is which means she was 13 when she got fucked. (Lol Cross doesn't have a, you must be this old to ride limit unless they are old and wrinkly. Cross no likey oldy people)

-Jessi_Pon_0x0