CHAPTER SEVEN:
Rule 7:
Don't get off topic...
Why:
Because we are really ADHD and go off topic a lot...
Hey Connor, there's a butterfly over there, and it's purpl- OW!
Stay on topic. You promised.
Okay, whatever.
Incidents Before This Rule:
Well, in rule 6 someone COUGH TRAVIS! COUGH started talking about how embarrassing it is to get embarrassed...
I never said that.
Well, I thought you were talking about that, okay?!
Now you're going off topic.
Travis, remember, INCIDENTS!
Oohhh...Yeah. Rule number one was a big example.
Yeah, we were just stating stuff and all of a sudden we started talking abou-
Stop. And drop. And roll out of the sights of Annabeth!
Stay on topic!
I wouldn't do that if I were you...-WG
I think one of our half-siblings gave us a dose of the Extremely Unfocused Concoction...
Who? What? When? Where? How? And why?
I think it's who, what, when, where, WHY, and how...wait a second, what are we talking about? Huh?
I have no clue...Oh My Gods, is that the iPhone 7?!
Oh My Gods, YES! I need one.
I need one.
Blu-no, that's Percy's color. Black!
No, orange, duh! That's the best color!
Exactly. Blue is my color. And that's the best color. Ever. -SB
No, the best is silver...or grey! And did you know that the i in iPhone/iPad/iPod/iTunes actually stands for immortal? So it's actually immortalPhone.-WG
Idiots. Red is obviously the greatest color in the world!-Clarisse, Daughter of Ares who will gladly kill Travis Stoll anytime someone wants her to, along with anyone who disagrees with her
Annabeth! Silver is my color!- Thalia, who came out of no-where, and is only staying for a few more hours
Fine, I'll just go with grey.-WG
Yeah, don't wanna get Thalia mad! No offense or anything but...-SB
I'm offended. But you shouldn't be talking.-Thalia, the leader of the Hunt
So that's why whenever you drop the iPhone, it still works... Cool.
You learn something new everyday, I guess.
Like how we learned you ABSOLUTELY LOVE KATIE!
CONNOR, BACK TO THE TOPIC!
You didn't deny it... *snicker*
*blush* SHUT UP.
Wow, you guys have more drama then I do! And I live with a bunch of teenaged girls!- Thalia, the 15 and 364 days old girl
Wow, Thalia, stop changing your signature...-Percy
No one cares, Seaweed Brain. -Thalia, the annoyed-at-Percy Hunter
Hey! Only Annabeth is allowed to call me that! Hmmph! -PERCY JACKSON
No, I actually don't care as much, it doesn't mean that she likes you or anything. Besides, it's a stupid but awesome nickname. HIGH FIVE, THALIA!-WG
Besides, I've called you that before. And yeah, I'm a Huntress. Or a Hunter. Dunno which one. Annabeth, help me here...And HIGH FIVE BACK!-Thalia, who is extremely confuzzled at why Percy changed his signature
Huntress. Like actress, or waitress. But you gu-I mean girls are always called Hunters.-Annabeth, who changed her signature for the last time
Wow, you guys are soooo off topic. Even more than us.
Yep.
But I guess since we're all ADHD it doesn't matter.
Can we get back to the correct topic and not talk about the right form of Hunter?
Nope.- Annabeth
Nope. -Percy, who has actually been silent for almost a minute, which is a record, and has a really random ending to his sentence, but doesn't care
Nope. I am a Hunter, after all. But it looks like I gotta go. See ya two later! And you, Clarisse. And...you too...Travis and Connor...-Thalia, who doesn't really know how to say goodbye to people
Yeah, sure, whatever. . We need to! I actually remember some times when you guys got into BIG TROUBLE with Chiron...-Clarisse, who is about to embarrass the Stoll brothers a whole lot
GODS, NO! DON'T MAKE CHIRON COME OVER HERE AND EMBARRASS US! NOOOOO!
WHY, CLARISSE? WHY?! NOOO!
TOO LATE, TWERPS! CHIRONNNN!-Clarisse, the daughter of Ares who is pleased about having Chiron coming over to join
He's coming. We should introduce him! This is a recording, after all. -Annabeth
I'll do that! And here is our teacher, the almighty immortal horse-man, CHIRONN! Let's give a round of applause to our awesome teacher! Wait, did I just call him horse-man? Ah, oh well.-Percy
*claps*-Clarisse, who has many more plans under her sleeve
*claps* -Annabeth
*claps super loudly* Ow, my hands hurt. -Percy
*The Stolls brothers both unwillingly clap*
Welcome to our show.. la-di-da... Travis, you get our earplugs, okay?
Why do I have to do everything?
You have more responsibilities...
But... fine, whatever!
No, that doesn't mean walk slowly past the Demeter cabin.
What made you think that?
You're going the wrong way, stupid.
Oh... *blushes*...hehehe *nervous laugh*...Okay. Bye!
Hello, everyone.-Chiron
Hey, Chiron. Would you like to help the Stolls with their recording?-Clarisse, who feels evil
Sure. What do you need me to talk about?-Chiron
I'm back. Here.
Thank you. It was just about to start.
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALL ALALALALALALALALALALALA
While they sing that song, we need you talk about a time when the Stoll brothers got in trouble for going off topic during dinneeerrr...-Clarisse, who is going to kick the Stoll's behinds
That's a hard decision. There are so many incidents of the Stolls getting in trouble. I guess I'll pick the most recent one. -Chiron
The one that happened last night? Oohh...-Annabeth
I'm going to laugh so hard after this is over...-Percy, who has finally picked a signature
Well, last night, the Stolls had too much sugar. They went wild. And pretty soon they went from talking about strawberries to how weird horses are. Let's just say that they...pulled a Mr. D. No specifics. -Chiron (A/N that took a long time... *wipes sweat off forehead* phew)
*Everyone except the Stolls brothers and Chiron burst into simultaneous laughter*
And...then... *hiccups* after that... they got such a bad...punishment...it was *hiccups* I can't even talk...-Annabeth
Ahahahaaaaaaaaa... they had to sing.. hahaha... that song...so embarrassing for them... *breathes* so funny... for us...They had to sing...-Percy
*Everyone bursts into laughter except the brothers this time*
...Hahaa... I bet you guys an't bear the suspense...-Clarisse, who really needs some water to calm down
You guys are getting off topic... and very.. ironically that is what we're supposed to be talking about!
Yeah! You hypocritical people!
I guess I'll be going. I hope that satisfied whatever you actually needed me for...-Chiron
Bye, Chiron! AND WHOA...YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY HYPOCRITICAL?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ANYWAY?!-Annabeth
Haha! -Percy
Uh.. I might know what it means...
Yeah.. Sure Connor, sure.
But I do know what it means...
Hahahahahahahahahaa- no one believes you.
I DO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
Mmmhmm...whatever helps you sleep at night...
hey we love you guys (but not really because thats creepy.) r&r if you want, whatever.
ps, for the song they sung, idk, just pick a song you hate.
