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Vitamin D

"Right you lazy excuse for singers take a seat before we all get old," Sue Sylvester shouted from the front of the class room they normally practiced in. It was Monday morning and they always came to glee to get that week's assignment from Schue. The group froze at the door way before rushing to take their seats.

"Ms. Sylvester where's Mr. Schue?" Quinn asked leaning forward in her seat. She was meant to be helping Sue destroy the glee club with Brittney and Santana but she hadn't heard anything about what Sue had planned for this week.

"Your singing teacher has taken the week of to deal with his sham of a marriage," Sue barked making most of the group jump. "It seems it's down to me to put you lazy slobs through your paces so this week I'm teaching you and their won't be any sitting about. I want everyone here every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday lunch time to work out. I will be putting you through your paces every week night so you better keep up or you're cut."

"Couch we have cheerio's on a Wednesday and Friday so me, Britt and Quinn will be working out every day." Santana reasoned as she sat on the back row with Matt.

"It might help you to drop those extra pounds you've been hanging onto," Sue snapped turning to the rest of the glee club "As well as your fitness we're going to have some competition. Girls verses boys and you'll be performing on Friday. The losing team will have to go through my obstacle course afterwards and trust me it isn't for the light hearted."

Without another word or waiting for the kids to respond Sue marched out the room leaving the worried glee members behind.

"She's not being serious right?" Rachel asked who was sitting between Kurt and Brittney.

"She made me do the obstacle course before when I forgot a high kick in a route," Brittney admitted.

"Yeah and we spent the afternoon trying to wake an unconscious Brittney after that brick wall fell on her," Quinn chimed in grabbing Finns hand. "She's going to get us killed."

"This can't be legal right?" Puck asked from behind Rachel. "I mean she can't really throw a brick wall and shit at us, can she?"

"I'm pretty sure she can do anything she wants. She's been doing it to us cheerio's, so why not the rest of us? At least we might actually have a chance of winning with her in charge."

"Ugh I can't take this," Rachel said feeling queasy. She stopped and rushed from the room to the bathroom. She was really starting to hate morning sickness.

"She's been alright all weekend," Santana sighed "apart from when she barfed because of Kurt's feet."

Quinn's face scrunched up "It's disgusting."

"Suck it Fabray she's pregnant, I'm sure you'd been a grade A bitch if you were knocked up," Puck growled as Mike who was sitting next to him held his arm out to stop Puck from going over to Quinn. "I can't wait to see you going through that course on Friday at least we might get some peace from all your bitching."

"You do realise that Quinn ends up going round that course then so will the rest of girls including your baby mamma," Kurt said turning in his seat.

Puck scoffed "She can't do that she's knocked up and she's got a broken arm"

"Do you really think Sue will care?" Kurt asked raising an eye brow "She'd probably make her do it twice if she finds out she's got one in the oven. Arties in a wheel chair and I'm pretty sure she'd make him do it if the boys lose."

Before Puck could tell Kurt when to shove his thoughts Rachel walked back into the room and returned to her seat. She looked around at the silent students that were all starring back at her.

"Ar...are you o…okay?" Tina asked breaking the silence.

"Yeah I'm fine thanks," Rachel smiled back. "Is everyone alright?"

"Yeah we're just trying to work out a way to transfer out before Friday," Kurt muttered grimly. He's just ordered a new Prada jacket with all his savings and he'd been planning to wear it Friday and no chance in hell was he getting mud on it.

"Ugh," Rachel groaned standing back up and walking back out the room. This was going to be a long week at McKinley high.

All the glee club members spent their day watching the clock counting down the minutes till lunch time. Lunch time was going to be their first session with Sue and her crazy work out training. Even Mike and Brittney who were considered the fittest among the group were worried. When the bell went for lunch that day they all walked slowly to the auditorium as a group. When they got their Sue was sitting in the front row with her mega phone in her hand. The stage was bare apart from the music player laying at the back.

"No one leaves till I see blood," Sue shouted through the megaphone "Front and centre maggots it's time to learn how real people dance."

That hour was the slowest any off the group had ever experienced. Sue bellowed dance steps to the group not allowing them to have a break. Luckily Brittney, Mike and Matt choose spots in the front so the rest of the group could follow their lead. By the time they were down most the club had shed a few layers because the mass amount of sweating they'd all experienced.

"That was terrible, keep this up and you'll all be dancing on hot coal," Sue shouted standing up to leave. "I've never seen such lazy dancers."

"I think I'm dying," Kurt announced lying across the floor in his thin shirt. He'd taken his jacket off two minutes into the work out. "I swear I've burst a kidney."

Puck flopped to the floor rubbing his shoulders. He'd been the only one brave enough to take his top off although he'd convinced himself it was to distract Sue from barking commands it was really to catch Rachel's eye. "You alright babe?" Puck looked over at Rachel who was leaning against an exhausted Santana.

"I'm fine Puck," Santana answered.

"Shut up Satan."

"I'm fine," Rachel cut in before they could start arguing. She straightened up letting go of Santana's support. "We really should head to maths."

"Fuck that noise," Puck rolled his eyes at Rachel. "Nurse is out so we'll go catch some shut eye"

"I'm not going to sleep during a class Noah!"

"Of course you are babe, my kid needs a rest."

"I'm going to maths but your more than welcome to take your kid with you if you suddenly grow a womb," Rachel snapped grabbing her bag from the side of the wing and marching off to class.

"Guessing those hormones are starting to kick in then," Kurt muttered finally sitting up.

Santana snorted "Please that's nothing Pucks just an idiot."

"Sorry I was wrong, I guess living with Santana has finally started kicking in" Kurt corrected. "She might even take your bitch title once that kid gets going."

"That's all we need another Santana," Quinn muttered leaning against Finn.

"Shut up Barbie why don't you and Frankenstein go run along," Santana shouted back before both girls started cursing.

"Fucking chicks," Puck muttered to himself before lying back on the floor.

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The girls spent most of the spare time that week practicing their singing for Friday. Although most of the time was spent with Sue dancing or on workouts they did manage to have a few nights to pick songs, running through vocals and working out a dance routine. They'd finally decided to mix the songs 'Halo' and 'walking on sunshine' together. On one of the nights they even had Kurt drop by hinting the boys hadn't been as involved as the girls had although thought the boys were planning to throw the contest. Something Kurt was very against.

"We're throwing it," Puck announced as all the boys minus Kurt sat in his room arguing over his Xbox.

"Shit dude are you serious?" Finn asked giving his control up to Matt. "I mean that course looks pretty brutal and we've got Artie to consider."

"We'll help him out but I not going to make Rachel go through that, she's already been through hell without going through that damn course."

"I'm cool with it," Artie announcing rolling towards them "I'm pretty sure I can use my chair to help us out anyway. We can use me to ram the walls and that."

"See Arties cool, grow some balls Hudson and man up for your girl," Puck leaned back on his bed "I'm pretty sure if you're not up for it then someone on the football team can help her out."

"Fuck you Puck," Finn snorted punching his friends leg .

"How are we going to throw it though?" Mike asked shortly followed by a victory dance for killing Matt's character on the game. "She'll know were up to something."

"She got pretty pissed at the song you guys preformed the first time in assembly," Matt offered.

"Push it," Finn smiled looking over at Puck .

"I've got the perfect song," Puck said smugly climbing off his bed before going over to his music collection and throwing it to Finn. "Time to play dirty"

When Friday finally came around the girls had gone all out to try and Win the contest. They made their own costumes, practiced dance steps and had even practiced their harmonies until they were perfect.

Mr Figgins who'd invited himself along to see how they had done was very impressed with them although Sue made some off comments about the performance Sue seemed generally happy. Well as happy as Sue could possibly be anyway.

"Guys you're up," Sue called the boys who were nervously twitching in their seats. They needed to lose to stop their girls having to go through the death trap that Sue called assault course. When they'd finally let Kurt in with the plan he had refused and didn't even get up to perform.

"Let's hear it," Mr Figgins said clapping his hands together. "Maybe we can get the two groups to perform in front of the rest of the school next assembly."

"Sues going to kill us," Kurt muttered to Rachel sinking into his seat.

"Aren't you supposed to be up there," Rachel asked pointing towards the stage the boys were getting up on. They were all wearing their normal school clothes so they were already less impressive than the girls.

"I'm much safer down here trust me," Kurt whispered back glancing nervously at Sue who was a few seats down.

(All the boys)

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

(Puck)

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

(Finn)

Hey, hopped out of that house with my swagger

Hop in that with girl, I got places to go!

People to see, time is precious

I look at my crowd and they out of control

Just like my mind where I'm going

No women, no shorties, no nothin but clothes

No stoppin now, my parolees on role

I like my jewelry, that's always on gold

I know the storm is comin

(Artie)

My pockets keep tellin me it's gonna shower

Call up my homies that's home

Then pop in the night cuz it's meant to be ours

We keep a fade away shot cuz we ballin

It's platinum patron that be ours

Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers

Girl you to drink with all that and power clubs

(matt)

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

(Puck)

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

(matt)

From the top of the pole I watch her go down

She got me throwin my money around

Ain't nothin more beautiful to be found

It's goin down down.

From the top of the pole I watch her go down

She got me throwin my money around

Ain't nothin more beautiful to be found

It's goin down down

(Finn)

Hey

Shawty must know I'm not playin

My money love her like a numba one fan

Don't look at my mouth, let her talk to my fans.

(Artie)

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

(Puck)

From the top of the pole I watch her go down

She got me throwin my money around

Ain't nothin more beautiful to be found

It's goin down down

From the top of the pole I watch her go down

She got me throwin my money around

Ain't nothin more beautiful to be found

It's goin down down

(Everyone)

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

(Artie)

I'm spendin my money

I'm out of control

Somebody help me

She's takin my bank roll.

But I'm king of the club

And I'm wearin the crown

Poppin these bottles

Touchin these models

Watchin they asses go down down

(Everyone)

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

"What the hell was that?" Sue shouted standing up "We're not in some strip club, go get changed your doing the course twice for that."

"It's a cool song," Puck offered jumping off the small make shift stage in the gleeks room.

"That was terrible," The principle said standing up "You will not be performing that to the school, I think we need to access this glee club when Schue comes back if that's the type of songs he lets you choose."

"What are you waiting around for?" Sue bellowed at the lingering boys. "That includes you too Lady."

Kurt paled and reluctantly stood up and followed the boys out the door followed by a raging Sue and shocked Figgins.

"You know they did that on purpose right?" Quinn said sitting at the end of the row near Tina.

"R..really?" Tina stuttered at Quinn.

"Please like my boy Puck would let Rach do that course," Santana said rolling her eyes. She still referred to Puck as her 'boy' because of how close they were. Santana was like the female version of Puck so they'd become close friends ever since they split up although Santana swore to Rachel she hadn't had sex with Puck since she'd found out about Rachel and the baby. She'd explained she was a bitch but she wasn't a home wrecker.

"I can't believe they'd do that," Rachel said rubbing her stomach absentmindedly. She'd been dreading the course ever since they'd found out. The exercise route they'd been put through that week had been bad enough and Rachel had nearly passed out on a few occasions but she'd somehow made it through with her friends help.

An hour later the guys returned without Sue or Figgins. They were all covered in mud and Matt's shirt was covered in blood from a noise bleed. The only one that appeared uninjured was Kurt who didn't have a mark on him, even his hair was perfectly in place.

Puck took the empty seat next to Rachel and groaned sinking into the chair. The rest of the guys all took the row behind apart from Kurt how sat down with Mercedes.

"You're all idiots," Rachel said glancing at an exhausted Puck.

"I'm a stud babe," Puck said glancing down at Rachel's stomach. He looked away quickly when he realized she was watching him but he knew he'd been caught staring.

"You threw the contest on purpose."

Puck snorted "We couldn't let you lot go through that."

"That wasn't up to you, this was meant to be a team building exercise and you threw that opportunity away. At least if we won fair then we'd of known the boys vocal cords needed some tuning before sectionals."

"It would have killed you," Mike stated ignoring Rachel's death glare she sent his way. "There were tunnels and everything."

"We can climb through tunnels," Rachel retorted.

Puck leaned over to whisper low in Rachel's ear, "Baby with those girls on your chest you'd never of fit."

Off course Puck noticed the increase in Rachel's chest. In fact most the boys except Kurt had taken an interest especially when Brittney innocently mentioned she was going shopping with Rachel at the weekend because the pregnant girl had now outgrown her own bras.

Rachel gasped and folded her arms over her chest "You're repulsive Noah."

"I heard you telling Satan that their sore, need a hand rubbing them better I'm more than happy to help."

Santana now had leaned over from the other seat next to Rachel and caught enough of the sentence to catch what Puck had been talking about and slapped the back of Pucks head catching him by surprise.

"Keep it in your Pants Puckerman," Santana said over a giggling Rachel.

"It's been in my pants for nearly two weeks now," Puck said winking at Rachel.

"I'm impressed Bee," Santana smiled nudging Rachel "He must be taking this serious if he's been blue balled."

"I think Noah's made a valiant effort so far, he's doing much better than I'd imagined," Rachel said smiling at Puck.

"I told you I'd sort my shit out babe, I haven't had a drink or been to a party in two weeks as well. Ma thinks I'm ill. She nearly dragged me to the doctors when I started some homework the other night."

"I don't think copying off Artie's work counts as doing your own homework," Mike said leaning forward in his seat.

"Any idea when he'll be back?" Finn asked. He'd taken a seat behind Quinn so had missed the conversation about Puck trying for the baby. Finn was still very much under the impression that Rachel needed someone better to take care of her and the baby. Puck was his best friend so he knew what he was like so didn't think he'd change for anything never mind a baby. Puck hadn't even confided in Finn about Rachel's demands if he wanted to be part of the pregnancy.

"No idea but he better be back soon because I ain't doing anymore working outs," Mercedes commented checking her phone for updates.

"If he's not back on Monday then I'm seriously transferring, I swear I've broken two nails already" Kurt said leaning over to read Mercedes texts.


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