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Dean: "So, Chuck, Lucifer and Michael all had massive sex together last night?"

Gabriel: "Yup. . . .I think Chuck finally isn't a virgin anymore."

Sam: "We could hear through the wall. Couldn't you?"
Dean: ". . . ."

Gabriel: "He was busy, Sammy!"

Sam: ". . . .Sleeping?"

Gabriel: "With Cas!"

Sam: "Well, yah, they shared the bed. . . .oooohhh."

Gabriel: "Special Ed gets it!"

Sam: "Don't be mean. . . .How was it?"

Bobby: "You're asking about your brother having sex with an angel? Really?"

Gabriel: "Well, we're not asking you. I know you never got any last night."

Dean: "It was awesome. . . .I'm awesome!"

Gabriel: ". . . .Probably got off from listening to the orgy next door."

Sam: "Gabe! Mental picture!"

Gabriel: "I know! I love it, don't you?"

Dean: "Thank God, Cas is my angel and not you."

. . . .

Lucifer: "FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX!"

Michael: "Don't yell. It's too early."

Cas: "I did not say anything."

Chuck: "But we didn't!"

Lucifer: "Whatever GAYbriel says, it's all lies!"

Michael: "I couldn't sleep. The floor was too hard."

Chuck: "No one told you to sleep on the floor!"

Michael: "Well, SOMEONE took the chair!"

Chuck: "What part of 'my convention' don't you understand?"

Lucifer: "Guys, I'm tired."

Michael: "We're almost there."

Cas: "What are we doing today, Chuck?"

Chuck: "Not having sex. . . .uhhhh, I don't know."

Michael: "You don't know? How is it your convention?"

Lucifer: "I'm. . . .tired. . . ."

Chuck: "I let Becky choose what was planned for today."

Michael: "Soooo, it's 'her convention'?"

Chuck: "NO!"

Cas: "Lucifer?"

Chuck: "It's MY convention and you can't have it!"

Michael: "I never said I wanted it!"

Cas: "I think Lucifer died."

Michael: "Nah, he's just sleeping-"

Lucifer: ". . . ."

Michael: ". . . ."

Chuck: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Chuck: "Shit."

Michael: "AAAAHHHH!"

Chuck: "AAAAAHHH!"

Cas: ". . . ."

Michael: "Grab the wheel! CHUCK!"

Chuck: "His fat head's on it! It's fucking heavy!"

Michael: "HOW? HE HAS NO BRAINS!"

Chuck: "AAAAAHHH!"

Michael: "AAAAAHHH!"

Cas: ". . . ."

. . . .

Dean: "Today's the day!"

Sam: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Dean: "Today's the day my Impala will not get hit!"

Gabriel: "Hehehehe. It's been through hell."

Bobby: "And you try to take care of that car so hard."

Sam: "And it gets ruined multiple times in one day, then in the whole time we've had it."

Gabriel: "Wonder how it'll get ruined today. . . ."

Dean: "NO! Shut up! Don't jinx it!"

Bobby: ". . . .Do you hear screaming?"

Sam: ". . . .Wind?"

Gabriel: ". . . .More like idiots."

. . . .

Michael: "AAAAHHH!"

Chuck: "AAAAHHH!"

Michael: "AAAAHHH!"

Chuck: "AAAAHHH!"

. . . .

Dean: "It's okay! I moved the Impala!"

. . . .

Cas: "Lucifer, ice cream!"

Lucifer: "Ooooo, gimme!"

Michael: "DON'T LOOK BACK AT US! TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!"

Lucifer: "Huh? AAAAHHH!"

. . . .

Gabriel: ". . . .Lame."

Dean: ". . . . My Baby. . . ."

Gabriel: "I was hoping would've blown up!"

Sam: "Gabe!"

Dean: "But. . .but. . .I moved it. . ."

Bobby: "I guess he jinxed it."

Michael: "If Dean doesn't kill you, I WILL!"

Chuck: "I'm alive! I'm alive! Ground!"

Lucifer: "Dean-"

Dean: "aw. . . . . ."

Gabriel: "Whoa, he fainted."

Cas: "Dean!"

Lucifer: ". . . .Am I off the hook?"

Michael: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Bobby: "Guess not."

Lucifer: "My bad! I didn't know I fell asleep!"

Sam: "You fell asleep?"

Gabriel: "He's tired from all the sex he had last night."

Lucifer: "SHUT UP! I DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!"

Michael: "AND YOU WON'T EVER HAVE SEX AGAIN, BECAUSE I'M GONNA RIP YOUR DICK OFF!"

Lucifer: "Wait! Can't I kill Gabriel, first?"

Cas: "Dean's waking up."

Dean: "What happened? . . . .My Impala!. . . ."

Cas: ". . . .Never mind."

Gabriel: "One look at the car and he's out again!"

Michael: "LUCIFER! GET YOUR DUMBASS OVER HERE!. . . .QUIT RUNNING, YOU PUSSY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!"

Lucifer: "I rather have Dean! Wake him up! Wake him up!"

Michael: "LUCIFER!"

Gabriel: "My brothers are such dorks."

Bobby: "You are too."

Sam: "Dean! Wake up!"

Dean: ". . . .Huh?"

Sam: "No! Don't look at the car, look at me! Dean!"

Dean: "MY CAR!"

Gabriel: "It was Lucifer! Lucifer did it!"

Dean: "LUCIFER!"

Lucifer: "Dean! Yes, thank you, thank you! Fuck off, Michael!"

Michael: "I'M STILL GONNA RIP YOUR DICK OFF!"

Dean: "I'll help!"

Lucifer: "Aaaahhh! No! Get away!"

Gabriel: "'Run, Forrest, run!'"

Bobby: "Oh, I love that movie!"

Gabriel: "I know, kicks 'the Little Mermaids' ass!"

Sam: "Dean! Gabe, do something!"

Gabriel: "No! This is why I didn't want to get between them in the first place!"

Cas: "Chuck is gone."

Sam: "He ran into the convention. He said if he was killed, he'd have witnesses."

Gabriel: "Let's go in."

Sam: "But what about-"

Gabriel: "Don't worry! Lucy can run! He's like a fangirl who'll chase after fucking Robert Pattinson. Ew! The other two will give up. Eventually."

Cas: "Dean-"

Dean: "I'm gonna fucking kill you, you sick sonofabitch!"

Gabriel: "No worries! You'll still have sex with him tonight. C'mon, I smell coffee in there."

Sam: "But-coffee? Okay!"

Cas: ". . . .Fine."

. . . .

Dean: "Get back here, moron! I'm gonna—where'd everybody go?"

Michael: ". . . .Ah."

Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!"

Dean: "Cas? Sam?"

Michael: "Gabriel? Bobby?"

Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!"

Dean: "I. . .can't. . .run. . .anymore. . ."

Michael: "Me. . .too. . ."

Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!"

Dean: "Let's. . .go. . .in. . .Michael. . .water. . ."

Michael: "Okay. . .we'll. . .finish. . .this. . .later. . .jackass. . ."

Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!—Hey, where'd yah go?"

. . . .

Lucifer: "Ah! I found yah!"

Dean: "Lucifer!"

Sam: "Dean! No! We're in public!"

Michael: "Water. . . ."

Chuck: "It's heaven in here."

Gabriel: "It's hell with us!"

Bobby: "All the fucking time."

Lucifer: "Why's it so quiet in here?"

Cas: "Everyone is staring at us. . . ."

Fan 1: "Yeah, that's them."

Fan 2: "I could hear them from across the hall."

Lucifer: "Why are they whispering?"

Michael: "More importantly, why are they staring at us and whispering?"

Fan 3: "I don't know which ones, though."

Fan 4: "Maybe all of them?"

Fan 5: "Except the old looking guy."

Fan 6: "Nah, I bet he was in on it too!"

Dean: "I can't hear what they're saying!"

Sam: "Do we wanna?"

Gabriel: "Wahahahahaha!"

Fan 7: "Yeah, I remember them from that show, yesterday."

Fan 8: "Oh, yeah! The number 1 fans. . ."

Fan 9: ". . . .You think they got Chuck to join in?"

Fan 10: "Well, he is standing with them. . . .And I saw them leave the motel together."

Michael: ". . . .FUCK."

Lucifer: "What? What? What are they saying?"

Dean: "You can hear them?"

Cas: "Only Michael and Gabriel can. They have the best hearing in Heaven."

Sam: "What are they saying, Gabe?"

Gabriel: "Take a wild guess! Hahahahaha!"

Lucifer: "Heeeyy, I saw that poser me at the motel. . . ."

Gabriel: "C'mon, almost there. . ."

Lucifer: ". . . .Ah!"

Gabriel: "'Brain blast!'"

Lucifer: "WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!"

Audience: ". . . . . ."

Michael: "Idiot!"

. . . . .

Becky: "And now Chuck and his number 1 fans. . . .Sammy. . .

Sam: "Man. . ."

Becky: ". . .Will come on stage and take questions."

Dean: "Uh-oh."

Gabriel: "They're all gonna have the same questions."

Chuck: "This is gonna suck."

Lucifer: "Can't I just kill them all?"

Michael: "Can't I just kill you?"

Bobby: "Let's get up there, idjits."

Cas: "How long is this gonna take?"

Sam: "Probably all day."

Chuck: "Hi. . . ."

Dean: "Umm. . . questions?"

Gabriel: "Every hand went up. . . ."

Lucifer: "That was pretty cool!"

Michael: "Shut up!"

Dean: "Uhhh. . . .you?"

Fan 1: "Hi, So, did you-"

Lucifer: "WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!"

Fan 1: ". . . ."

Michael: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Audience: ". . . ."

Michael: ". . .Oops."

Fan 1: "Riiight. . .anyway, what make you so special that you're the number 1 fans?"

Dean: "Oh! That's an easy one!"

Sam: "This might not be so terrible. . ."

Gabriel: "This isn't going to be fun anymore. . ."

Lucifer: "Coz we're the real deal, you fucking poser. I'm the Devil."

Chuck: "It's because they never stop LARPing. EVER."

Dean: "Next question. . . .uhh, you."

Fan 2: "How come-"

Lucifer: "WE NEVER HAD SEX LAST NIGHT!"

Michael: "BE QUIET!"

Fan 2: "—the Devil doesn't have a pitchfork?"

Lucifer: "Coz that dick over there threw it into 'the Little Mermaid'!"

Michael: "Stop whining!"

Sam: "At least it's not about last night. . ."

Gabriel: "I know, what a drag. . ."

Chuck: "How come Lucifer gets all the questions?"

Lucifer: "Coz you look like a Hobo! Don't be jealous!"

Fan 3: "Is Cas and Dean ever going to get together?"

Dean: ". . . .Uhhhh. . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Dean: ". . . .Chuck?"

Gabriel: "HELL YES! They got together last night!"

Sam: "Gabe!"

Dean: "GABRIEL!"

Gabriel: "What? It's true!"

Cas: "It's a possibility."

Dean: ". . . .Cas?"

Audience: "Aaaawwww!"

Lucifer: "BORING! Next question! Ummm, that poser 'Michael'. No the other one. Not you either! No, the uglier one! Yeah you!"

Fan 4: "Did you guys have a massive orgy last night?"

Fan 5: "Did Chuck join you?"

Fan 6: "And the old guy?"

Bobby: "Hey!"

Chuck: "Of course I didn't join! . . .oops."

Audience: ". . . ."

Fan 4: "So you did!"

Fan 6: "The old guy too?"

Michael: "Look what you did, Chuck!"

Lucifer: "Now it looks like we did!"

Gabriel: "Yes, people, they did have sex last night!"

Sam: "GABE!"

Lucifer: "GABRIEL!"

Michael: "WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT! DON'T MAKE ME SMITE THE ENTIRE CONVENTION!"

Lucifer: "I'M GOING TO STEP ON YOU, GAYBRIEL!"

Michael: "GABRIEL, YOU DIPSHIT! I'M GONNA FUCKING CASTRATE YOU!"

Gabriel: "No! Sammy would hate that!'

Dean: "Okay, that's all the time we have for questions!"

Lucifer: "GET BACK HERE, YOU OVERGROWN POKEMON!"