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Dean: "So, Chuck, Lucifer and Michael all had massive sex together last night?"
Gabriel: "Yup. . . .I think Chuck finally isn't a virgin anymore."
Sam: "We could hear through the wall. Couldn't you?"
Dean: ". . . ."
Gabriel: "He was busy, Sammy!"
Sam: ". . . .Sleeping?"
Gabriel: "With Cas!"
Sam: "Well, yah, they shared the bed. . . .oooohhh."
Gabriel: "Special Ed gets it!"
Sam: "Don't be mean. . . .How was it?"
Bobby: "You're asking about your brother having sex with an angel? Really?"
Gabriel: "Well, we're not asking you. I know you never got any last night."
Dean: "It was awesome. . . .I'm awesome!"
Gabriel: ". . . .Probably got off from listening to the orgy next door."
Sam: "Gabe! Mental picture!"
Gabriel: "I know! I love it, don't you?"
Dean: "Thank God, Cas is my angel and not you."
. . . .
Lucifer: "FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX!"
Michael: "Don't yell. It's too early."
Cas: "I did not say anything."
Chuck: "But we didn't!"
Lucifer: "Whatever GAYbriel says, it's all lies!"
Michael: "I couldn't sleep. The floor was too hard."
Chuck: "No one told you to sleep on the floor!"
Michael: "Well, SOMEONE took the chair!"
Chuck: "What part of 'my convention' don't you understand?"
Lucifer: "Guys, I'm tired."
Michael: "We're almost there."
Cas: "What are we doing today, Chuck?"
Chuck: "Not having sex. . . .uhhhh, I don't know."
Michael: "You don't know? How is it your convention?"
Lucifer: "I'm. . . .tired. . . ."
Chuck: "I let Becky choose what was planned for today."
Michael: "Soooo, it's 'her convention'?"
Chuck: "NO!"
Cas: "Lucifer?"
Chuck: "It's MY convention and you can't have it!"
Michael: "I never said I wanted it!"
Cas: "I think Lucifer died."
Michael: "Nah, he's just sleeping-"
Lucifer: ". . . ."
Michael: ". . . ."
Chuck: ". . . ."
Cas: ". . . ."
Chuck: "Shit."
Michael: "AAAAHHHH!"
Chuck: "AAAAAHHH!"
Cas: ". . . ."
Michael: "Grab the wheel! CHUCK!"
Chuck: "His fat head's on it! It's fucking heavy!"
Michael: "HOW? HE HAS NO BRAINS!"
Chuck: "AAAAAHHH!"
Michael: "AAAAAHHH!"
Cas: ". . . ."
. . . .
Dean: "Today's the day!"
Sam: "Huh? What do you mean?"
Dean: "Today's the day my Impala will not get hit!"
Gabriel: "Hehehehe. It's been through hell."
Bobby: "And you try to take care of that car so hard."
Sam: "And it gets ruined multiple times in one day, then in the whole time we've had it."
Gabriel: "Wonder how it'll get ruined today. . . ."
Dean: "NO! Shut up! Don't jinx it!"
Bobby: ". . . .Do you hear screaming?"
Sam: ". . . .Wind?"
Gabriel: ". . . .More like idiots."
. . . .
Michael: "AAAAHHH!"
Chuck: "AAAAHHH!"
Michael: "AAAAHHH!"
Chuck: "AAAAHHH!"
. . . .
Dean: "It's okay! I moved the Impala!"
. . . .
Cas: "Lucifer, ice cream!"
Lucifer: "Ooooo, gimme!"
Michael: "DON'T LOOK BACK AT US! TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!"
Lucifer: "Huh? AAAAHHH!"
. . . .
Gabriel: ". . . .Lame."
Dean: ". . . . My Baby. . . ."
Gabriel: "I was hoping would've blown up!"
Sam: "Gabe!"
Dean: "But. . .but. . .I moved it. . ."
Bobby: "I guess he jinxed it."
Michael: "If Dean doesn't kill you, I WILL!"
Chuck: "I'm alive! I'm alive! Ground!"
Lucifer: "Dean-"
Dean: "aw. . . . . ."
Gabriel: "Whoa, he fainted."
Cas: "Dean!"
Lucifer: ". . . .Am I off the hook?"
Michael: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Bobby: "Guess not."
Lucifer: "My bad! I didn't know I fell asleep!"
Sam: "You fell asleep?"
Gabriel: "He's tired from all the sex he had last night."
Lucifer: "SHUT UP! I DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!"
Michael: "AND YOU WON'T EVER HAVE SEX AGAIN, BECAUSE I'M GONNA RIP YOUR DICK OFF!"
Lucifer: "Wait! Can't I kill Gabriel, first?"
Cas: "Dean's waking up."
Dean: "What happened? . . . .My Impala!. . . ."
Cas: ". . . .Never mind."
Gabriel: "One look at the car and he's out again!"
Michael: "LUCIFER! GET YOUR DUMBASS OVER HERE!. . . .QUIT RUNNING, YOU PUSSY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!"
Lucifer: "I rather have Dean! Wake him up! Wake him up!"
Michael: "LUCIFER!"
Gabriel: "My brothers are such dorks."
Bobby: "You are too."
Sam: "Dean! Wake up!"
Dean: ". . . .Huh?"
Sam: "No! Don't look at the car, look at me! Dean!"
Dean: "MY CAR!"
Gabriel: "It was Lucifer! Lucifer did it!"
Dean: "LUCIFER!"
Lucifer: "Dean! Yes, thank you, thank you! Fuck off, Michael!"
Michael: "I'M STILL GONNA RIP YOUR DICK OFF!"
Dean: "I'll help!"
Lucifer: "Aaaahhh! No! Get away!"
Gabriel: "'Run, Forrest, run!'"
Bobby: "Oh, I love that movie!"
Gabriel: "I know, kicks 'the Little Mermaids' ass!"
Sam: "Dean! Gabe, do something!"
Gabriel: "No! This is why I didn't want to get between them in the first place!"
Cas: "Chuck is gone."
Sam: "He ran into the convention. He said if he was killed, he'd have witnesses."
Gabriel: "Let's go in."
Sam: "But what about-"
Gabriel: "Don't worry! Lucy can run! He's like a fangirl who'll chase after fucking Robert Pattinson. Ew! The other two will give up. Eventually."
Cas: "Dean-"
Dean: "I'm gonna fucking kill you, you sick sonofabitch!"
Gabriel: "No worries! You'll still have sex with him tonight. C'mon, I smell coffee in there."
Sam: "But-coffee? Okay!"
Cas: ". . . .Fine."
. . . .
Dean: "Get back here, moron! I'm gonna—where'd everybody go?"
Michael: ". . . .Ah."
Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!"
Dean: "Cas? Sam?"
Michael: "Gabriel? Bobby?"
Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!"
Dean: "I. . .can't. . .run. . .anymore. . ."
Michael: "Me. . .too. . ."
Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!"
Dean: "Let's. . .go. . .in. . .Michael. . .water. . ."
Michael: "Okay. . .we'll. . .finish. . .this. . .later. . .jackass. . ."
Lucifer: "Faster! Faster!—Hey, where'd yah go?"
. . . .
Lucifer: "Ah! I found yah!"
Dean: "Lucifer!"
Sam: "Dean! No! We're in public!"
Michael: "Water. . . ."
Chuck: "It's heaven in here."
Gabriel: "It's hell with us!"
Bobby: "All the fucking time."
Lucifer: "Why's it so quiet in here?"
Cas: "Everyone is staring at us. . . ."
Fan 1: "Yeah, that's them."
Fan 2: "I could hear them from across the hall."
Lucifer: "Why are they whispering?"
Michael: "More importantly, why are they staring at us and whispering?"
Fan 3: "I don't know which ones, though."
Fan 4: "Maybe all of them?"
Fan 5: "Except the old looking guy."
Fan 6: "Nah, I bet he was in on it too!"
Dean: "I can't hear what they're saying!"
Sam: "Do we wanna?"
Gabriel: "Wahahahahaha!"
Fan 7: "Yeah, I remember them from that show, yesterday."
Fan 8: "Oh, yeah! The number 1 fans. . ."
Fan 9: ". . . .You think they got Chuck to join in?"
Fan 10: "Well, he is standing with them. . . .And I saw them leave the motel together."
Michael: ". . . .FUCK."
Lucifer: "What? What? What are they saying?"
Dean: "You can hear them?"
Cas: "Only Michael and Gabriel can. They have the best hearing in Heaven."
Sam: "What are they saying, Gabe?"
Gabriel: "Take a wild guess! Hahahahaha!"
Lucifer: "Heeeyy, I saw that poser me at the motel. . . ."
Gabriel: "C'mon, almost there. . ."
Lucifer: ". . . .Ah!"
Gabriel: "'Brain blast!'"
Lucifer: "WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!"
Audience: ". . . . . ."
Michael: "Idiot!"
. . . . .
Becky: "And now Chuck and his number 1 fans. . . .Sammy. . .
Sam: "Man. . ."
Becky: ". . .Will come on stage and take questions."
Dean: "Uh-oh."
Gabriel: "They're all gonna have the same questions."
Chuck: "This is gonna suck."
Lucifer: "Can't I just kill them all?"
Michael: "Can't I just kill you?"
Bobby: "Let's get up there, idjits."
Cas: "How long is this gonna take?"
Sam: "Probably all day."
Chuck: "Hi. . . ."
Dean: "Umm. . . questions?"
Gabriel: "Every hand went up. . . ."
Lucifer: "That was pretty cool!"
Michael: "Shut up!"
Dean: "Uhhh. . . .you?"
Fan 1: "Hi, So, did you-"
Lucifer: "WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!"
Fan 1: ". . . ."
Michael: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Audience: ". . . ."
Michael: ". . .Oops."
Fan 1: "Riiight. . .anyway, what make you so special that you're the number 1 fans?"
Dean: "Oh! That's an easy one!"
Sam: "This might not be so terrible. . ."
Gabriel: "This isn't going to be fun anymore. . ."
Lucifer: "Coz we're the real deal, you fucking poser. I'm the Devil."
Chuck: "It's because they never stop LARPing. EVER."
Dean: "Next question. . . .uhh, you."
Fan 2: "How come-"
Lucifer: "WE NEVER HAD SEX LAST NIGHT!"
Michael: "BE QUIET!"
Fan 2: "—the Devil doesn't have a pitchfork?"
Lucifer: "Coz that dick over there threw it into 'the Little Mermaid'!"
Michael: "Stop whining!"
Sam: "At least it's not about last night. . ."
Gabriel: "I know, what a drag. . ."
Chuck: "How come Lucifer gets all the questions?"
Lucifer: "Coz you look like a Hobo! Don't be jealous!"
Fan 3: "Is Cas and Dean ever going to get together?"
Dean: ". . . .Uhhhh. . . ."
Cas: ". . . ."
Dean: ". . . .Chuck?"
Gabriel: "HELL YES! They got together last night!"
Sam: "Gabe!"
Dean: "GABRIEL!"
Gabriel: "What? It's true!"
Cas: "It's a possibility."
Dean: ". . . .Cas?"
Audience: "Aaaawwww!"
Lucifer: "BORING! Next question! Ummm, that poser 'Michael'. No the other one. Not you either! No, the uglier one! Yeah you!"
Fan 4: "Did you guys have a massive orgy last night?"
Fan 5: "Did Chuck join you?"
Fan 6: "And the old guy?"
Bobby: "Hey!"
Chuck: "Of course I didn't join! . . .oops."
Audience: ". . . ."
Fan 4: "So you did!"
Fan 6: "The old guy too?"
Michael: "Look what you did, Chuck!"
Lucifer: "Now it looks like we did!"
Gabriel: "Yes, people, they did have sex last night!"
Sam: "GABE!"
Lucifer: "GABRIEL!"
Michael: "WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT! DON'T MAKE ME SMITE THE ENTIRE CONVENTION!"
Lucifer: "I'M GOING TO STEP ON YOU, GAYBRIEL!"
Michael: "GABRIEL, YOU DIPSHIT! I'M GONNA FUCKING CASTRATE YOU!"
Gabriel: "No! Sammy would hate that!'
Dean: "Okay, that's all the time we have for questions!"
Lucifer: "GET BACK HERE, YOU OVERGROWN POKEMON!"
