Half an hour later,at home
Georgia has had quite alot of ex snoggees, but then again so have I. I wonder who has snogged the most people. Gee has snogged, Mark big gob (erlack!), Robbie Jennings, that Peter Dyer(total ladies man.) and the lesbian. So thats 5 including my gorgeous self. Now on to the hornmiester. Well it started with that girl I met on holiday, nice girl not a great kisser. Then Georgia using me as a red herring. Then Ellen, she was nice but there wasn't any sign of the horn specific or otherwise with her. Then it was Rachel, she was err keen infact she was a bit to keen for my liking although she was a vair good snogger. Then it was Emma. Aagh Emma she was very nice and I did like her quite a bit but I also liked someone else alot more. So I have had 5 including Georgia. Wow were even stevens.
I'll tell you who the best snogger is though and thats Gee. I like the way that she giggles after we snog. It is viar sweet and lovely. I think I am becoming a it girly but it is good to be in touch with your feminine side isn't it apparently that is what girls like. Boys that are snsative. Maybe that is why Gee liked Masimo because he was ridiculously feminine. I have said it before and I will say it again girls are very mysterious creatures. I will ring Rollo to contemplae it.
Ringing.
Ringing
Ringing
"Hello?" Rollo grunted down the phone honestly he is like a cave man.
"Rollo why do girls like girly boys?"
"Well urm" I could here a squelching noise. Oh God Rollo was snogging whilst I was on the phone to him.
"Oi mate put Jools down for five inutes and talk to me." Then I heard a noise that sounded like a plunger and a girls voice came on.
"Its not Jools its rachel remeber Dave." What Rachel? My ex girlfriend. But he's meant to be with Jools. I won't let him do this to her, its just not fair.
"Put Rollo on the phone Rachel." She giggled off and Rollo's voice came on again.
"Mate I didn't mean to I."
"Shut up Rollo. I'm coming over right now!" I slammed the phone down and left the house.
10 minutes later
Knocking on Rollo's door.
His mum has answered the door
"Hiya Dave he's just upstairs. He's got a lady friend up there." I nodded and went up to his room. I opened he door and they were both sat on the bed.
"Rollo, Rachel hi." Rollo looked all guilty but Rachel gave me a smug sort of grin.
"Hi Dave long time no dig."She said.
"Hello Rachel I've just come to talk to Rollo if thats okay"
"Look mate I didn't mean anything by it."
"I can't believe you would do this Rollo!"
