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Part I: Weasley Twins, Umbridge Hermione , Dumbledore and Dudley.
Part II: Harry, Umbridge and Marge.
PART I
"Hello!" Petunia chirped, seeing the 15 year old girl. "You must be...Harmony?"
"Hermione." She corrected. "And yes, I'm here to tutor Dudley. These are my...cousins. Fred and George. They wanted to help.''
"I supply the tutor company and I wish to help Dudley understand procedures." Umbridge gave a girlish giggle.
Apparently it was Ministry law that a witch or wizard couldn't tutor muggles on their own but...Umbridge? Not that they knew her yet.
"And I think I can manage that, Dolores." Dumbledore said, making everyone jump. Petunia's eyes widened with recognition.
"Yeah, the old man can help." Dudley agreed, wanting to get it over with quick.
"Oh, by the way." Fred drawled. "Your fly's down, Dudders."
"OUT!" Petunia screeched. "I'LL TUTOR HIM MYSELF!"
On second thought, Hermione should have left the twins...
Oh god. No wonder Dudley failed at school.
"Ah, Hello! I'm Marjorie Dursley. You look like a respectable woman." Marge laughed, seeing the toad-face, who was screaming at some boys for causing mischief.
"Yes, I'm Dolores Umbridge."
Harry, who was hiding behind the clothes rack in that very same shop, was alarmed at his two least favorite woman meeting.
"Well, you probably have a lot of fine dogs-" Marge was saying.
"Oh no. I find cats to be much better."
"Excuse me?"
"Yes."
SLAM!
Marge had knocked into Umbrige...hard.
Harry could hear them screaming and punching while the manager yelled.
He smiled slightly, rooting for Marge despite his hatred of her.
He'd always been a dog person himself...
I can't do these ideas justice! Thanks Meester Lee.
Next update might be slower.
