A/N: Okay, prepare yourself, JUSTICE SHALL BE DONE …


Trial for the MURDERER!!

The crew of the Black Pearl have not been right since…since the accident. They have nearly arrived in Port Royal.

Will: I can't believe we are doing this!

Jack: I can! Smiles mischievously.

Will: It was an accident!

Jack and Gibbs: Accident?! ACCIDENT? SHE KILLED THEE CHEESE!

Jack: MURDERED!

Gibbs: SLAUGHTERED!

Will: Okay, okay I get the picture!

Jack: BRING OUT THE MURDERER!!!!!!!

There is a beating of drums and two men come marching from the Pearl carrying Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: PUT ME DOWN OR THERE WILL BE…!

The men drop Elizabeth roughly to the ground.

Gibbs: Today we are here to decide what should happen to the slayer of Thee Cheese!

Crowd that have appeared from nowhere cheer.

Jack: Elizabeth Swan, you are charged with the murder of Thee Cheese, being a pain in the arse, trying to kill me and BURNING THE RUM!!!!

Gibbs: How do you plead?

Elizabeth: What? May I say something…

Jack: NO!

Elizabeth: Scowls. …Anyway - 1; it was a piece of cheese, 2; I am NOT a pain in the arse and 3; I was only trying to save the rest of us!

Gibbs: SILENCE!! The jury will decide your fate…

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Several………………………………...hours...later…………………………………………………

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Gibbs: Walks back to the front of crowd after speaking with jury. The jury find Miss Elizabeth Swan - GUILTY - of all the above crimes!

Jack: Your punishment shall be…TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY THE KRAKEN!

Elizabeth: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Jack: TAKE HER TO THE BEASTIE!!!!!

Pintel and Ragetti grab Elizabeth and drag her to the docks.

Will: JACK! Are you mad? You can't…

Jack: Oh yes I can! Waves to Pintel and Ragetti. FEEDING TIME!

Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Elizabeth: HELP ME!!!!!

Kraken opens it mouth and prepares for dinner.

Jack and Gibbs: Laughing maliciously.

Elizabeth is held ever closer to the Kraken…

Will: ELIZABETH!!!!

Elizabeth: WILL!!!!

Gibbs: JACK!!!!

Jack: GIBBS!!!!

Will: Jack please don't!

Jack: Smiles mischievously. STOP!!!! The pain in the arse shall live!

Elizabeth: THANK YOU JACK!!!!

Jack: But on one condition…

Elizabeth: Which is?

Jack: NO MORE BURNING RUM OR KILLING THEE CHEESE!

Elizabeth: I shall always burn rum!

Jack: TO THE BEASTIE!!!!!


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