A/N: Okay, prepare yourself, JUSTICE SHALL BE DONE …
Trial for the MURDERER!!
The crew of the Black Pearl have not been right since…since the accident. They have nearly arrived in Port Royal.
Will: I can't believe we are doing this!
Jack: I can! Smiles mischievously.
Will: It was an accident!
Jack and Gibbs: Accident?! ACCIDENT? SHE KILLED THEE CHEESE!
Jack: MURDERED!
Gibbs: SLAUGHTERED!
Will: Okay, okay I get the picture!
Jack: BRING OUT THE MURDERER!!!!!!!
There is a beating of drums and two men come marching from the Pearl carrying Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: PUT ME DOWN OR THERE WILL BE…!
The men drop Elizabeth roughly to the ground.
Gibbs: Today we are here to decide what should happen to the slayer of Thee Cheese!
Crowd that have appeared from nowhere cheer.
Jack: Elizabeth Swan, you are charged with the murder of Thee Cheese, being a pain in the arse, trying to kill me and BURNING THE RUM!!!!
Gibbs: How do you plead?
Elizabeth: What? May I say something…
Jack: NO!
Elizabeth: Scowls. …Anyway - 1; it was a piece of cheese, 2; I am NOT a pain in the arse and 3; I was only trying to save the rest of us!
Gibbs: SILENCE!! The jury will decide your fate…
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Several………………………………...hours...later…………………………………………………
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Gibbs: Walks back to the front of crowd after speaking with jury. The jury find Miss Elizabeth Swan - GUILTY - of all the above crimes!
Jack: Your punishment shall be…TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY THE KRAKEN!
Elizabeth: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Jack: TAKE HER TO THE BEASTIE!!!!!
Pintel and Ragetti grab Elizabeth and drag her to the docks.
Will: JACK! Are you mad? You can't…
Jack: Oh yes I can! Waves to Pintel and Ragetti. FEEDING TIME!
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Elizabeth: HELP ME!!!!!
Kraken opens it mouth and prepares for dinner.
Jack and Gibbs: Laughing maliciously.
Elizabeth is held ever closer to the Kraken…
Will: ELIZABETH!!!!
Elizabeth: WILL!!!!
Gibbs: JACK!!!!
Jack: GIBBS!!!!
Will: Jack please don't!
Jack: Smiles mischievously. STOP!!!! The pain in the arse shall live!
Elizabeth: THANK YOU JACK!!!!
Jack: But on one condition…
Elizabeth: Which is?
Jack: NO MORE BURNING RUM OR KILLING THEE CHEESE!
Elizabeth: I shall always burn rum!
Jack: TO THE BEASTIE!!!!!
Hehehehehehehe!!
