Oh No, Not Again!

Chapter 7 -- Weird

Disclaimer: Not Mine.

I guarantee you, this chapter will be weird. Like all the other ones.

Frizz: That was such a throw away intro! It needs to be changed immediately!

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away….

Entipy: No, no, no! That's already been done! Try something else!

Space. The final frontier….

Worf: That has been done as well!

Okay then.

SHE LOVES YOU YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

Andy Warhol: Much better!

Entipy: This story is so random. It really needs a plot.

Frizz: WHAT? A plot?

Entipy: Yes. A plot. I don't understand why you don't have one now.

Frizz: I don't have the creativity to come up with a plot!

David Bowie: You did for "Madness".

Frizz: How do you know about that? Anyway, it's much funnier without the plot. Think about it. If this story had a plot, would dear, sweet, Fred be here right now?

Data: Dear, sweet, Fred? Have you completely lost your mind?

Frizz: Yes.

Data: Now is usually the time when the narrator interrupts to say something completely irrelevant.

Yes, it is, but since I have nothing prepared, I've brought John Lennon in to say something completely irrelevant.

John Lennon: Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup they slither while they pass they slip away, across the…

Fred: Okay, enough complete irrelevancy.

David Bowie, Worf, Entipy, Frizz and Sarah: Hey! I like the Beatles!

Sarah: How come the Beatles haven't made an appearance in this story or the last one?

Frizz: Gasp! They didn't enter the last story, did they? That needs to be fixed!

David Bowie and Andy Warhol: -Vanish-

John Lennon appears.

John Lennon: But I already appeared!

Oh well.

Brian Epstein appears.

Brian: Oh, hello John.

Frizz: -Grins to herself-

Sarah: Why are you grinning?

Frizz: Many reasons, none of which I will mention now.

Fred: This is all very weird.

-Continues grinning- And you'll never know why!