Oh No, Not Again!
Chapter 7 -- Weird
Disclaimer: Not Mine.
I guarantee you, this chapter will be weird. Like all the other ones.
Frizz: That was such a throw away intro! It needs to be changed immediately!
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away….
Entipy: No, no, no! That's already been done! Try something else!
Space. The final frontier….
Worf: That has been done as well!
Okay then.
SHE LOVES YOU YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
Andy Warhol: Much better!
Entipy: This story is so random. It really needs a plot.
Frizz: WHAT? A plot?
Entipy: Yes. A plot. I don't understand why you don't have one now.
Frizz: I don't have the creativity to come up with a plot!
David Bowie: You did for "Madness".
Frizz: How do you know about that? Anyway, it's much funnier without the plot. Think about it. If this story had a plot, would dear, sweet, Fred be here right now?
Data: Dear, sweet, Fred? Have you completely lost your mind?
Frizz: Yes.
…
Data: Now is usually the time when the narrator interrupts to say something completely irrelevant.
Yes, it is, but since I have nothing prepared, I've brought John Lennon in to say something completely irrelevant.
John Lennon: Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup they slither while they pass they slip away, across the…
Fred: Okay, enough complete irrelevancy.
David Bowie, Worf, Entipy, Frizz and Sarah: Hey! I like the Beatles!
Sarah: How come the Beatles haven't made an appearance in this story or the last one?
Frizz: Gasp! They didn't enter the last story, did they? That needs to be fixed!
David Bowie and Andy Warhol: -Vanish-
John Lennon appears.
John Lennon: But I already appeared!
Oh well.
Brian Epstein appears.
Brian: Oh, hello John.
Frizz: -Grins to herself-
Sarah: Why are you grinning?
Frizz: Many reasons, none of which I will mention now.
Fred: This is all very weird.
-Continues grinning- And you'll never know why!
