Sasuke POV:
Aww, why did the music stop? it was good. The song was the last thing I remembered. I didn't see who played it, though. I didn't know where I was, at first. I just knew I liket it. It was black and dark and peaceful. I heard hissing. From snakes. I heard it all around me. What was going on? I heard voices, but I didn't hear them clearly. "Do you, Sasuke Uchiha?" I heard. What? Am I doing something? "Trust in me." I heard someone hum in my ear. Just like that, I relaxed more. It felt like the song was playing again. "Do you?" I heard again. I shrugged and said:" Sure." Even though I had no clue why. I felt so dizzy and everyting was so dark. I couldn't see a thing. I started to feel alright, but at the same time I knew something was wrong. " By the power I represent, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride." Ye- WHAT! Suddenly a pair of lips met mine! OMG! I couldn't tell what to feel about it. I was too freaked out! I was too freaked out to react when some white, pale guy with purple marking around his golden snake-like eyes lunched me over his shoulder and carried me away. He was the weirdest guy I've ever seen! He was moving with a great speed and when he was jumping from tree to tree, I was captured in strong coils. I'm not joking. It was Coils. I thought the guy was a human? No matter. I wriggled to get close to the coils and bit hard. An angered and painful hiss was heard. I moved my body and jumped out of reach. I landed on a tree branch and the capturer a few trees away from me. He looked seriously weird...but when I looked closer on him, he reminded me of someone. Voldemort. Don't believe me? Okay, picture this: Voldemort. Put on him a raven black haired wig, golden eyes, purple markings around his eyes, a pointy nose and a beige and black dress with a purple bow around his waist. You see it now? Thank god. Or maybe it looked like Voldemort taking a makeover and he's like :"Wow! OMG! I look so evil. Whadya think, death eaters of mine?" and everyone would say :" Yeah! Totally cool! Amazing! So handsome" but thinking:"Is this the best he can do? Ouch." Yep, I liked that one better.
"Who the hell are you?" I said and got into a fighting position, but as I moved, I noticed something strange about myself. I looked down an-...Oh. My. God! I was wearing a dress! A long blue, fake fur dress with snake pattern. Seriously? "I am," I heard and my attention was drawn to my...husband. ugh, almost puked, "Orochimaru, the snake king." Orochimaru...I thought I've heard the name before. Not the snake king- thing though. "Why am I in a dress?" My...husband licked his lips and looked at me up and down. "Why, every bride must wear a dress. I picked this one especially for you because you are beautiful. No, beautiful would be an understatement."
"I'm not married to you!"
"Yes, you are. You said yes to the priest."
"You hypnotized me with that melody, spun me around your little finger! You forced me!"
"I wouldn't use such a strong word. I would say encouraged."
"Encouraged, my ass!"
"Yes, your ass is fine. Those cheeks are very attractive." I gulped and reached for my kunais...only to find they weren't there. Then, suddenly a lightbulb went on over my head! I made a seal and said:"Henge!" "Poof" and suddenly, not unexpected, I was a girl in the same height, long, raven hair, the same dress and the sharingan eyes. Yes, I thought. If he had a nose bleed so much he would faint, I could take that as a que to lea- " Such horribleness!"...Come again? The guy was hiding his eyes and screaming. I looked down on my jutsu. Didn't I look nice? At all? "You're the worst husband ever!" I shouted and took off. I had no idea why I said that, but I was just married, and here I heard that I was ugly! I have never... I sighed and tried to clear my head. I had to find Naruto, no, Jokey Smurf and fast. We needed to cooperate. That, and I felt a breeze under the dress... and I can't say I felt I had any panties on.
Up ahead, I heard my...husband called out to me. Yikes. Wait...Could it be? Shit!He stole my virginity! That bastard! Yes, I saw Jok- I mean, Naruto. That's what I said. That dobe was in trouble again. I jumped down next to him.
"Hey teme, what took-...Sasuke? why are you wearing a dress?" Wow. The most intelligent question I've heard from him all day. The three opponents saw me and guess what? They laughed! They laughed so much I bet anyone could hear them. I was so embarrased you had no idea. I knocked them unconscious and stole their scrolls. Just what we needed. I grabbed Na- Joke- N- Whatever! I grabbed him and jumped away. Kami help us.
A/N: Finally finished! This took me a while to write and I'm sorry because it's short, but I lost some ideas in the process. At least I tried :) Review please? I appreciate more ideas for the next chapter.
