Hi guys! We are back from our day at Alton Towers and it went pretty much expected! Surviving a three hour bus journey full of obnoxious people? Check. People hardly packing anything and marvelling at our enormous backpacks? Check. Someone winning a giant teddy? Not check. That I was actually surprised about. So, what really went down? Well, our dear readers, allow us to tell you. A guy called Joe flashed his nipples at a potato van driver and also pissed in some trees next to the entrance, we encountered a hen do in the car park complete with the obligatory blow up man with matching appendage, we waved to people in on the sky rider only for them to do the wanker sign to us and stick their middle finger up, there was traffic police, a cute assistant in one of the shops and a pirate who obviously preferred sea dogs to fair maidens. Also, did anyone get our small reference to Anna Kendrick? It's a good film but personally, I (Charlotte) cannot stand the character of Little Red Riding Hood, but I think it's more the actress than the character. Other than that, the opening song has yet to leave my head. Peace Out! TG101 :-D x

"Mother cannot guide you, now you're on your own..."

Fat Amy frowned, looking at the screen and then back to Beca. "You do know that Cinderella looks exactly like you?" she asked Beca, who was currently digging through the ice cream tub perched on her stomach, with Luke squashed up by her side. "I mean the resemblance is uncanny."

"Y'know, I think I've seen her before," she responded back, her mouth full of ice cream. "Wasn't she in that other musical? That glee club winning nationals or something?"

The Australian woman shrugged, frowning yet again as the ice cream tub tipped over as one of the babies kicked. "You guys! What have we said about playing with food?"

"Really? They do that?"

Fat Amy nodded, grimacing as she shuffled upwards. "So, how long til you got before you go number two?"

"Three months. Well, that's when my due date is set. Whether or not it will appear then has yet to be seen," Beca responded, Luke back down on the floor so that she could lie back comfortably."I hate to say it, but it's actually a lot easier this time round. Not as much farting. What about you?"

"Two more weeks," Amy grimaced, placing her hand on her stomach. "I'm just scared is all. All I want is sex but Bumper doesn't want to harm the twins despite the fact there's no possibility of that happening," she sighed, grinning as she felt movement.

"I thought you were getting induced," Beca mused, keeping an eye on Luke, who was toddling towards a very unimpressed grey cat.

"I am," Amy shrugged. "On Tuesday. If it was just the one, then I wouldn't be due for another month but they said due to my size, it's safer now and reduces the risks of complications."

"There you are!" Jesse laughed, entering the lounge and picking up Luke who began screeching in protest. "Hey hey little man, calm down! I-" he frowned as he smelt something and proceeded to quickly snap the back of his son's jeans, recoiling as he did so. "Oh so THAT'S what stinks!"

Luke whined, crying as he tried to wiggle away from his father. "Mommy!" he whined, pouting. "I wan' Mommy!"

"I know you do kid, but you are in serious need of a change," Jesse cringed as he walked out with Luke under his arm. "You can see Mommy once your butt is clean. And don't try and do what you did last time, either."

"Why, what did he do last time?" Amy asked, frowning.

Beca rolled her eyes, making a disgusted sound. "Trust me, you don't wanna know."

"He come on, I'm Fat effin' Amy," the blonde emphasised, gently elbowing Beca. "I can handle anything," she added, smiling smugly.

Beca gave her one last look, before starting with a sigh. "He hid his diaper in his toy box and it wasn't discovered until a week ago."

"Ew," Amy grimaced, feeling herself pale. Okay, so maybe she wasn't as hard as she made out to her, that was the biggest thing about being pregnant; not being as independent as she used to be and allowing other people to do stuff for her.

She hated it even more now that Bumper had to help her with her socks like a five year old, otherwise she would spend at least ten minutes struggling and grunting, only for the turdburger to record it and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see and laugh at.

"Hey, hey, what is happening?" Bumper slurred, sitting next to the two pregnant women, making them both screw their noses in disgust.

"Fuck off Bumper, you stink," Fat Amy stated. "I don't see why you're drinking, Donald's bachelor party isn't til this evening."

"I know that. Jus' gettin' a few drinks in is all," Bumper said, giggling as he put his hand on Amy's stomach, feeling one of the babies give him a hard nudge.

Meanwhile, Emily, who up until then had been sitting in the corner observing everything, was now looking uncomfortable and an increasingly damp patch was spreading throughout her leggings. "Uh guys...is this normal? I'm n - not due for another eight weeks," she squeaked, tears silently splashing down her face.

Amy and Beca looked at each other before standing up, albeit slowly and with some difficulty, to help the young woman. "Right Emily, does it hurt?" Beca asked trying to keep Emily as calm as possible.

Emily nodded, scrunching up her eyes as she exhaled. "I've been feeling off all day, but I just thought it was because we had sex all night," she mumbled, biting her lip, a faint blush spreading. "I - I didn't mean for this to happen," she continued shakily, blinking back tears but failing. "Oh God. I've fucked up already and my kid isn't even born yet."

"Hey! Now that's not true!" Amy scolded, her eyes interlocking with Emily's as she squeezed her hands comfortingly. "Alright, where's nerd boy?"

"San Diego for the Comic Con. He's been looking forward to it all year."

"Well, he's going to have to unlook forward to it," Amy declared, holding her hand out to Beca, who gave handed over her mobile.

"No! Please don't!" Emily pleaded, supporting her stomach. "I'll be fine, honest."

"No you won't," Amy mumbled, looking for Benji in her contacts. "Us sisters got to look out for each other, which means he has to come back and support his girl instead of drooling over grown men in pony suits."

As she pressed dial, it took five rings before Amy heard Benji's voice on the other end.

"Hey Emmy babe, what's up?" he sang, his voice slightly muffled.

"Hey Benji, it's Amy here. Uh, you do know Emily is in labour, right?" Amy asked sweetly, keeping an eye on things. Amy heard a clatter and swearing as the phone dropped. As he picked it up, Amy heard more panting and what sounded like crying.

"No, she-she can't be! It's not due for another two months and...aw shit! Okay I'll be there ASAP. Right after I meet James Earl Jones. After that, I'll be on the first flight out."

"Well?" Emily asked, looking up. "Is he coming?"

"He is, but he's in line to meet Mufasa RIP."

"Oh God," Emily groaned, closing her eyes as she stood up with Beca's help. "He'll be ages then."

"You don't know that," Beca soothed, keeping eye contact with Emily as they slowly made their way to the door.

"Beca, you do know this is Benji we're talking about?" Amy asked quizzically as she wrote a quick note to alert Jesse and Bumper of their whereabouts. "Plus he'll probably stop for photos and get more stuff."


Meanwhile in California, Benji was racing across the San Diego convention centre where there were loads of cosplayers and nerds milling about, having the time of their lives. He too would be joining them if it weren't for the baby deciding to come two months early. As much as he wanted to meet the man behind the Darth Vader voice, his child was more important.

His mind flashed back to when he and Emily were getting to know one another in college. She had been the prettiest girl he had seen and seeing as he wasn't the best with his words, he fluffed up every time he tried to talk which cost them the riff off in that guy's basement five years back.

"Scuse me, comin' through!" he yelled, dodging a group of Bronies, who were wielding plush ponies and fedoras. "I'm having a baby...I'm having a baby!" he whooped, rushing out of the center and hailing a taxi. "Airport please...baby on the way..."


Emily groaned as the familiar beep of the heart monitor motioned that a contraction was on its way. She had been in labour for ten hours and still no sign of Benji. Sighing, she switched her phone on and grinned at the screen saver, which was of her and Benji taking a silly selfie at Disneyland with Gaston scowling in the background.

"Knock knock," Abigal sang, bumping the door open with her hip. "I just came to see how things were progressing and whether or not the medicine has worked."

"That's fine," Emily mumbled, wincing as the IV line pulled as the nurse checked on it whilst muttering to herself. "Is my mom here yet?"

The nurse shook her head. "Not yet sweetie, there's been no sign of her or Benji. If there was, you would have known something by now."

Emily sighed, tears in her eyes, spilling down her cheeks. "I just need some support," she whispered, running her thumb over her Toothless plush which Benji got her for their first anniversary. "I didn't imagine it like this."

"I know love, but that just how things are. Let's make the best of a bad situation yeah?" Abigail comforted in her English accent.

Emily found herself nodding in agreement, albeit reluctantly.

"I guess."


Wow. We did it. We fucking did it. After eight years in the public education system, we can now say that TwinGleeks101 are off to University in September. We got the grades, we got the points, now we just need the places. Where will we be going? Charlotte is going to Edge Hill which is Manchester Liverpool area and Georgia is going to Edge Hill in Cambridge. What will we be doing? Charlotte is pursuing Film Studies in the hopes that she'll be a film critic or famous You Tube star and Georgia is doing Education And Childhood Studies so that she can become the next Miss Honey. It's been a long and bumpy road what with bullying, meltdowns, doubts of our choices, all that good stuff. All we can say is that we're so bloody tired and excited at the same time and roll on September!

TG101 :-D x