I'm pretty busy right now, because it's almost Christmas. so I quickly wrote this crappy chapter. I hope you enjoy!
Pein or Nagato, has only ever celebrated Christmas once. And to put it simply, it was a disaster.
Yahiko somehow convinced him that Jiraiya would teach them more jutsu if they threw him a Christmas party. Obviously Yahiko's plan failed.
While Konan was baking cookies, something went wrong and she accidentally started a mini fire in the kitchen. While Yahiko somehow angered two bulls that chased him inside the house, destroying the festive decorations in the process. While Nagato, poor Nagato, was stuck at the nearest store trying to buy gifts. Sadly he was drowned in an ocean of angry mothers who were trying to buy the last my little pony doll.
By the time Jiraiya got back, he was greeted by two children sobbing for forgiveness while a certain red head was knocked out in the background.
So in the end, Yahiko and Konan where stuck rebuilding the house on Christmas Day. While Jiraiya was forced to take Nagato to the nearest clinic.
Never has Nagato felt pain like that, and never again will history repeat itself.
~Santa is real~
Hidan was apart of a village called Yugakure, that at some point somehow became a tourist site. Of course Hidan was angered by this, especially on Christmas.
Hidan struggled to go to the store, because so many tourists always filled up the streets due to it being Christmas season. Which annoyed Hidan even more.
To make matters worse, some tourists loved Yugakure so much, that they decided to move in. Hidan snapped when he noticed all of the twinkies were sold out. To put it simply, bystanders occasionally found people "napping" on the streets.
One night, on Christmas Eve. Hidan put a small white sock on top of his fireplace. He accidentally got it wet earlier and he wanted to dry it off.
Afterwards he went to go to bed. However in the middle of the night he heard somebody inside his house.
"Hohoho" came a jolly voice from his living room "this one has been VERY naughty"
Hidan got out of his bed "I swear if a fucking tourist broke into my home" he muttered as he walked into his living room.
When he walked in, he saw a very 'fluffy' man wearing mostly red and black shiny boots. He had a very long curly beard, and he had a bag slung over his shoulder. He was filling Hidan's one white sock with coal.
"Who the fucking hell are you!?" Yelled Hidan.
The fluffy man turned to him and gave him a big smile "that's no way a child should speak to his elders, and I'm Santa clau-" Santa's voice become a gurgle as Hidan threw a kunai to Santa's neck.
"I fucking hate tourists" Hidan said tiredly as he went back to bed. On that night, parents were forced to buy present for their children.
~Kakuzu's magical night~
Kakuzu always loved Christmas, he enjoyed receiving presents and eating all the cookies for Santa. He also loved seeing the faces of children crying when he stole something from them.
On Christmas Eve, he sat alone in the park eating a bag of cookies. A couple of presents surrounded him, and a bunch of money bags did to.
When suddenly a short tiny person appeared in front of him. "Hey you! We are one elf short, wanna help?" He said, the short tiny person had a surprisingly deep voice.
Kakuzu started at him "heeey you're an elf aren't you?" He said while finishing up his cookie "if I help you, what's in it for me?"
The elf glared at him "you can become an honorary elf"
Kakuzu shrugged "sure why not" so he left with the tiny elf.
Kakuzu ended up throwing the tiny elf off the slay along with the other tiny elves. There was one problem however…he didn't know how to fly a flying slay. "I REGRET NOTHING!" Yelled Kakuzu as he accidentally destroyed a couple of houses.
"Where is my house…?" mumbled Kakuzu as he narrowed his eyes looking around the village. Some ninjas where trying to attack him, so in turn Kakuzu threw the toys he didn't want at them.
He eventually crashed into his house, he left the sled and went inside his broken home, a giant toy bag trailing behind him. Kakuzu has never been happier since.
~Final Breath~
One of Kisame's worst memory's was on the night of Christmas Eve. He was sitting on the cold ground in a Forest. He was next to a young reindeer who looked like he was severely injured.
"You know, it's not so bad to be injured" said Kisame to the reindeer, as he looked up at the dark sky "everyone suddenly starts paying attention to you, heck sometimes you forget you where ever even lonely"
Kisame sighs to himself "people tend to stay away from me because of the way I look" he looks down to the ground "sometimes people tease me" he clenched his fists "it's not like I care! Those losers can go die in a ditch for all I care!"
He turned to the reindeer, who seemed to be struggling to breath "you have a red nose, You must be like me, different from the others. They must tease or stay away from you huh?" He says glumly.
"I wish I could help you…I really do" he pauses "but I'm afraid people don't like wasting their time on animals…at least you can die somewhat happy that there's someone else with you"
he puts his hand on the reindeer's head. The reindeer nuzzled against his hand as he closes his eyes. After a couple of minutes, the reindeer stops breathing and his face falls softly to the ground. Kisame has always hated seeing those close to him leave him.
~The Uchiha's traditions!"
Itachi has fond memories of Christmas Eve and Christmas. He remembered his mother always invited as many of the clan members as possible, so naturally they had extravagant parties. Shisui would often pull a prank or two for entertainment purposes, and although Itachi spoke against them, he always secretly enjoyed them.
He also loved it when his second favorite cousin Obito would come to the parties. Although he rarely did, Itachi knew Obito felt awkward with so many clan members surrounding him. But somehow Obito always brought the best gifts, even better than Shisui's.
One year, Obito gave Shisui and Itachi a puzzle set and a stuffed Panda dog looking thing. Some people would consider those items awful gifts, Itachi considered them true gifts.
However this year was different, this year was the second Christmas since Obito's death and the first with his new little baby brother. It wasn't as extravagant either, his mother only invited a couple of guests. It was also very quiet, it had only been two months since the kyuubi attack after all. A lot of them were still grieving over the loss of the fourth hokage and others who died protecting the village.
Shisui and Itachi where in a corner, playing with the puzzle set that Obito had given them two years prior.
Shisui smiled at Itachi "pretty gloomy here, huh?" Itachi smiled and nodded.
"You know, we used to have a tradition" Shisui paused as he put two pieces together. "We used to walk around the village and just sing. We stopped around the time you were born"
Itachi looked up, confused. "Can you imagine? The grumpy Uchiha's singing!" Shisui burst out laughing "I wish I had a better memory as a baby"
Shisui shook his head "don't know why they stopped, maybe your dad was getting tired of it?"
Itachi smiled to himself "my father doesn't seem to like many things"
Shisui laughed even more "ya, you're right. He doesn't"
Itachi often times feels nostalgia thinking back on those memories.
~Mini Puppets~
Sasori, believe it it or not, at one point loved his grandmother. Every year, his grandmother would make him one new tiny puppet. And Sasori absolutely adored them.
And one year Sasori decided he would make his grandmother a puppet. He made a small wooden elf that was holding a small red present with both his hands.
Of course his grandmother loved the puppet and thanked him.
Sasori often regrets ever being nice to his grandma.
~Deidara's odd friendship~
It was midnight, officially Christmas. Deidara was walking through the park, fumbling with clay in his hands. He plopped down on a bench, not realizing there was somebody there.
"What's 'hat?" Asked a man next to him, he looked old and ragged. He also looked very dirty.
Deidara looked up from his clay and turned to him "um, it's clay un" he turned back to the clay and started to form it "it's going to be art soon, un"
"I see, when I was 'oung I used't be able to make art" he said, his eyes seemed glazed over.
Deidara looked like he was almost done "it probably wasn't art, un. Did it explode?"
The old man laughed "did it eshplode?" He laughed louder "you bet it did! My art is different from yurs, it was machinery. I called it art tho'" the old man sighed "I don' make art no mur' things ruined me" he slurred.
Deidara finished up his sculpture, he turned to the old man "then it's real art!" He looked down at his sculpture "you can have this, un" he handed him the clay sculpture "it's supposed to explode" Deidara stood up.
"Nice knowing you old man" Deidara waved and left.
"'Hat a nice boy" said the old man smiling.
Deidara always loved thinking back on that short memory.
~Family~
Obito used to celebrate Christmas with his grandmother when he was younger, but after many years, she died.
Obito's sensei Minato used to invite him over on Christmas Eve and Christmas. His wife Kushina would always make the best food. Mikoto would also invite him over, but Obito only came for the last ten minutes because he felt awkward being around the rest of his clan.
Sadly though, to Obito's disappointment. Minato would also invite Kakashi, because like Obito, he was also an orphan. So naturally, a lot of fights would occur.
"Can you pass the salt?" Asked a certain silver haired genin, his face didn't look interested in anything.
"Get it yourself, Bakakashi" Obito said irritated, causing unnecessary drama.
Kakashi glared at him and went to grab the salt however another hand grabbed it before him. It was Kushina's, she handed the salt to Kakashi with a smile plastered on her face. "Thank you Uzumaki-San" thanked Kakashi.
"You're welcome Kakashi! And how many times do I have to tell you to call me Kushina!" She said with a laugh. She then turned to Obito, who was sitting next to her and bopped him on the head "and you mister shouldn't be rude!" She looked a bit angry.
Obito gulped and nodded. "Apologize" said Kushina sternly, however something about her voice didn't make it sound as threatening.
Obito stared at the table, his face flushed with embarrassment "sorry Baka-" he coughed "Kakashi" he muttered.
Kakashi only nodded in recognition. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Minato went up to go get it, when he opened it, there stood Rin. She had a couple of boxes with her "Hi sensei! Sorry I couldn't have came earlier, but my mom made a really good pie I couldn't resist!" Rin said sheepishly
Minato laughed "that's fine Rin! Family comes first, come in!" He says happily.
Rin walked in, she took of her shoes and went to go greet everybody. "Hi Obito and Kakashi! Hi Kushina-San!"
"Hi Rin!" Obito said.
"Oh it's so good to see you Rin!" Said Kushina.
After they spoke a little, Rin started to pass out the gifts. "This is for you Sensei" she said passing him a yellow box "this is for you Kushina-San!" She said handing her a vibrant red box. "And this is for you Obito!" She says while handing him a dark blue box.
Rin turns to Kakashi with a red face "and this is for you..Kakashi" she says shyly.
Obito stopped himself from growling and only stared at them with jealousy.
Nevertheless, Obito still always enjoyed Christmas.
~A Zetsu's first Christmas~
Zetsu was next to Guruguru, waiting for Obito to wake up. "Awe! Look at him, he sleeps like a little baby!" Squealed Guruguru "always muttering in his sleep"
"Christmas…" muttered out Obito
Both of the Zetsu's tilted their heads "what's a Christmas?" Asked GuruGuru to Zetsu.
"Don't know, lets ask when he's awake" replied Zetsu
"Why wait?!" Yelled out GuruGuru excitedly. "OBITOOoo! OBITOOOOoo wake up!" He screamed happily.
"Five..more minutes…" Obito Groaned out. But then GuruGuru started to shake him. Obito's eyes twitched "WHAT!?" He yelled.
"What's a Christmas!?" Asked GuruGuru curiously. Obito didn't look as angry "you don't know what Christmas is?" He asked
Both Zetsu's shook their heads. "Hmm, how do I say this. Well basically it's a cool holiday where you receive gifts and you can give other gifts. It's also a time where you get to hang out with your family and friends" says Obito with a smile.
"Ohh I see!" Said GuruGuru nodding to himself "be right back!" GuruGuru left along with Zetsu, who knew what he was doing.
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A couple of hours later, Obito saw a bunch of Zetsu's decorating the cave. "Uh..what's going on?" He asked
GuruGuru suddenly appeared behind Obito "we are celebrating Christmas!" He said excitedly "we did some research, and now we know everything about Christmas!"
Obito stared at him in awe, and then unexpectedly hugged GuruGuru "you're the best!" Said Obito. GuruGuru hugged him back
"I got you a present!" Said GuruGuru. Obito looked up "what is it?"
Zetsu took out a folded piece of paper and gave it to Obito. When Obito saw it his face dropped, it was a picture of a turd.
Zetsu would always remember that moment clearly.
I hope you guys enjoyed and merry Christmas! a review would be appreciated :3
