Frieza and Sarah's Plan
Frieza had Bulma 2 tied to a chair with Dodoria in front of her, "Wow you're really pretty, pretty enough to eat!" Dodoria said.
"Don't eat me please mister monster sir!" Bulma 2 said.
"What I don't eat humans, especially clones they're littered with deformities! You probably have STDs too." Dodoria said.
Bulma 2 frowned, "Hey, how would you like it if you were created from a human specimen and not have the advantages that…" she then shut her mouth when Frieza approached her.
"Hello earthling, my name in Lord Frieza, I am the ex-emperor of the universe." He said.
"What happened?" Bulma 2 asked.
"Planet Frieza overthrew the Cold Family, my family! That won't be a problem any longer; we'll just take over a new planet where there will be plenty of occupation." Frieza said smiling evilly.
Bulma 2 just stared at Frieza, damn he sure was little and she could not help but laugh.
"Don't laugh wench he means business!" Dodoria said.
"It's all right Dodoria you don't need to stand up for me, that's why I do it myself!" Frieza said walking up to Bulma 2 and hitting her in the face.
"Now shut up and listen, I need you to do something for me! Word has it on the street that you're a clone of one of the so-called heroes that stood up to me on Namic!" Frieza said.
"Which one, that traitor Vegeta, or was it that rouge Sayain, you know carrot cake?" Dodoria asked.
Frieza rolled his eyes, "You mean Kakarot? Dodoria can you be stupid some other time, I don't have time to take your stupidity!" Frieza said.
"This is going to take all night isn't it?" Sarah asked standing in the shadows filing her nails.
After Frieza left the room, Sarah came up to Bulma's 2 and gave her something to eat.
"What is that?" Bulma 2 asked.
"I want you to eat some brownies so that you can survive," Sarah said.
"No way, you could have poisoned it," Bulma 2.
Sarah laughed, "No way, Frieza doesn't want you dead just quite yet." Sarah said stuffing the brownies into Bulma 2's mouth.
"Wow this is good, what's in it?" Bulma 2 asked.
Sarah smiled, "It's my secret recipe," Sarah said.
Later on Bulma 2 was taken to some secret lab that Frieza build in Sarah's basement and she was surrounded by chemicals, oh no she was high on those brownies which Sarah stuffed into her mouth.
"Wow where am I?" Bulma 2 asked laid back.
"Uh Sarah what did you put in those brownies that you gave to Bulma 2?" Frieza asked.
"I made some mushrooms!" Sarah said smiling.
"You mean like poisoned mushrooms?" Dodoria asked.
"No hallucinates," Sarah said.
"How is that going to help us produce clones of me and Dodoria, you should have gotten her drunk!" Frieza said.
"Yah right like I'm going to give you my DNA!" Bulma 2 said laughing and falling onto the floor laughing.
"Sarah you fucked this whole thing up!" Frieza said slapping her in the face.
"Don't slap me, that's not nice." Sarah said.
"Do you have any more of that pot?" Dodoria asked.
"Dodoria we need to somehow make some clones of you and me so they could be enslaved by me so that we can take over the planet!" Frieza said.
"So what do we do about Bulma 2?" Sarah asked.
As it turns out Bulma 2 was kissing on Sarah's leg, "Damn you are hot, can I call you Trish?" Bulma 2 asked laughing because she was so high.
"Oh no it's worse than we thought, she's a lesbian!" Dodoria said screaming with terror.
Frieza slapped Dodoria in the face, "Calm down Dodoria, take her back to the room and tie her back to the chair, we need to think of another way to get her to make us the clones!" Frieza said.
Meanwhile it was finally lunchtime and Zarbon, Morgan and Jada met in the kitchen talking and looking at the address, they printed it off the internet using Map Quest or something similar, after looking it up.
"Let's get this thing over with; we all know the risk we're running right?" Jada asked.
"Do you have them?" Morgan asked.
"Let's go into my car," Jada said.
"Screw that, it'll take too long to get there!" Zarbon said.
"I'll speed!" Jada said.
"Don't be silly, I'll take us there!" Zarbon said grabbing Jada and Morgan.
"Zarbon what are you doing?" Morgan asked.
"Like I said, I'm going to take us there!" Zarbon said, he took both of them, opened the front door up, and started flying with Morgan and Jada screaming like little girls. They were on his back and held on for dear life.
"Relax I'm not going to drop you!" Zarbon said.
"Zarbon are you sure this is safe?" Morgan asked.
"No not really!" Zarbon said smirking.
"Help I'm going to die! I'm going to die! You didn't even get my consent out of this; you just grabbed me and Morgan and threw us onto your back as soon as you got into the air!" Jada yelled.
"Where is that address that Dodoria left?" Zarbon asked.
"It's right here!" Jada said taking the paper out of the address and the directions they printed off of Map Quest on it.
"For once you've proved yourself useful Jada I'm so proud of you!" Morgan said.
Meanwhile Sarah tried to get Bulma 2 to drink alcohol, "I don't drink I'm telling you!" She said.
"Well usually when people get drunk they do things they wouldn't normally do!" Sarah said trying to get that hard vodka down Bulma 2's throat.
"Even if I was drunk I still wouldn't do it! I would rather die if anything, I see no point in living, living as a clone of someone else is completely useless if you ask me!" Bulma 2 said fake crying so that Sarah could let her go back to her newfound friends.
"Don't try to make us feel sorry for you either, we feel worse for ourselves if anything!" Dodoria said.
"Don't say that!" Sarah said snapping at Dodoria.
"What it's true! I usually have to rape girls just to get them to do it with me! I forced my two ex-wives to marry me!" Dodoria said.
"Fine if you won't get drunk then we'll have to force you to do it with a gun behind your back." Sarah said taking out a gun.
"Kill me see if I care!" Bulma 2 said with a pouty look on her face.
"Get up bitch!" Sarah said.
"How can she when she's tied to the chair?" Dodoria asked eating a piece of pita bread.
"Good point," Sarah said.
They untied Bulma 2 and took her to the lab with the gun pointed at her back.
Meanwhile Zarbon landed and Morgan and Jada hopped off his back, "Show us the place Jada." Zarbon said.
"You landed on the wrong side of the street, and its a few blocks from here." Jada said.
"Well it's a nice day out and I need the exercise." Zarbon said starting to head that way.
"Let's follow him; he knows what he's doing." Morgan said.
"Hum I do sense Frieza nearby, it has to be him! And I smell a little bit of vodka too, has Frieza been into the hard liquor again?" Zarbon asked.
"Never mind that, where is he?" Jada asked.
"Hold on I'm getting another scent, two females, both human and one of them smells like marijuana and the other one smells like Chanel number five." Zarbon said.
"I love brownies, my favorite; yep we're defiantly close by!" Morgan said.
"Wait I know that smell from anywhere, its Dodoria!" Zarbon said.
"EW Dodoria is with them, he's so…" Before Jada could finish what he was saying, Zarbon interrupted him.
"Reeking?" Zarbon asked.
"Exactly," Jada said.
"I couldn't agree with you more!" Zarbon said chuckling.
Meanwhile inside the basement Sarah held the gun to Bulma 2's back, "Come on bitch do something already!" Sarah said.
"No, I can't!" Bulma 2 said.
"What do you mean you can't?" Sarah asked.
"I mean I can't concentrate with you holding a gun to my back!" Bulma 2 said.
"Ok fine maybe I should pull the gun away from you then." Sarah said pulling the gun away, and then Bulma 2 turned around and knocked her to her feet.
"Ha you thought I would help you wreck evil onto the world, you were wrong!" Bulma 2 said running out of the room and then Dodoria caught her.
"Where do you think you're going wench you need to give me my daily sponge bath!" Dodoria said.
"What about making the clones?" Bulma 2 asked.
"I haven't had a sponge bath in over a decade now let's get to it!" Dodoria said grabbing her by the arm and leading her into the bathroom.
Meanwhile Frieza was lying down on the bed reading a gossip magazine that Sarah bought from the grocery store, "Let's see what the gossip magazine has in store for me." Frieza said looking at the magazine.
"Funny I'm not in this magazine, oh well let's see who I can rip on." Frieza continued to turn page after page until he found an article that interested him.
"It is official, sea monkeys are brine shrimp, boring! Oh here is another article, it says after many years of sexual abuse, Angelina Jolie made out with her mother in the back seat of the car. That wouldn't surprise me, she's so fucken ugly! I wouldn't be surprised if her mum and dad were actually brother and sister" Frieza said laughing as he turned the page.
Meanwhile that sponge bath was not going to have itself, Bulma 2 had the sponge and was in front of Dodoria's fat, ugly body and he farted so much too, damn it smelled gross.
"Sir, could you please not flagellate while I'm trying to wash your back?" Bulma 2 asked.
"No I have to; Vegeta told me if I didn't fart a whole lot then I would die!" Dodoria said.
Bulma 2 rolled her eyes, for three years now, she had to take emotional abuse from Vegeta but this was going over the edge even for a tragic prince such as himself. Also for Dodoria to have the audacity to take advice from someone who clearly hated him was just bizarre! She had never heard anything so stupid in all of her life.
All the sudden Sarah ran into the room, "Bulma 2 there you are, I thought you would have ran outside, Dodoria why are you making her bath your ugly body?" Sarah asked.
"Because she is my slave not yours," Dodoria said eating some Hostess cupcakes that Sarah bought him from Kroger.
"It doesn't matter, Frieza wants those clones made, and you're not going to destroy my plans!" Sarah said grabbing Bulma 2 by the arm.
"Oh thank God, making evil clones and taking over the world sounds like a better idea than scrubbing the ogre over there!" Bulma 2 said.
"I know what you mean," Sarah said.
"No she's mine, give her back!" Dodoria said grabbing Bulma 2's other arm.
"No she was told to make clones of you and Frieza, why would she want to make out with you?" Sarah asked pulling Bulma 2 towards her.
"Because she's cute that's why! As a male, I'm entitled to hot women! The movies and TV said so!" Dodoria said pulling Bulma 2 towards him.
"Those are the movies and TV, no woman in the right mind no matter how hot, would want to go out with a ugly ass like you!" Sarah said pulling Bulma 2 towards her.
Morgan Zarbon and Jada came upon Sarah's house, "Well looks like nobody is home," Morgan said.
"Sure there is, here let me ring the doorbell." Zarbon said walking up to the door and ringing the doorbell.
"I'll get that, stay put!" Sarah said going downstairs towards the front door.
She then answered it, "Well hello there handsome, what is your name?" She asked.
"My name is Zarbon, may I come in?" He asked.
"Hey aren't you that alien that I talked to yesterday before that spaceship crashed?" She asked.
"No, that was my twin brother Zarbon 2." Zarbon said sarcastically in a soft tone of voice.
"Whatever, Frieza has been looking for you; we need you as a clone!" She said.
"Wait, cloning humanoid creatures is illegal on this planet; no I'm not going to do it!" Zarbon said.
"Zarbon step aside!" Morgan then pushed Zarbon aside.
"Who are you to step into my house when I haven't even invited you in, you midget!" Sarah yelled.
The 5'2 Morgan punched the 5'8 Sarah in the face and she fell to the ground, "Never mess with a woman that suffers from the Napoleon Complex!" Morgan said.
"Oh please, Napoleon wasn't even short enough to be considered inferior, that's such a stupid rumor, Frieza himself told me." Zarbon said.
"And you believed him?" Morgan asked.
"Let's go!" Jada ran into the house too, they all ran upstairs.
Sarah got up and went into Frieza's room. "Frieza something is terribly wrong!" Sarah said.
"What's that?" Frieza asked.
"Zarbon, his girlfriend and that silly boy showed up, and they invited themselves into my house without my permission!" Sarah said.
"Damn it, although now it's my chance to give Zarbon another chance to join my clique of evil once again!" Frieza said getting up wearing his purple robe.
Meanwhile Zarbon and friends broke into the bathroom where Bulma 2 was unpleasantly scrubbing Dodoria's dirty fat body.
"Ew, could you be any grosser?" Zarbon asked pinching his nose.
"Could you be anymore shallow?" Dodoria fired back.
"That's a good one," Jada said.
"Give us the clone!" Zarbon said.
"Not until she finishes giving me a sponge bath!" Dodoria said.
"No way I want to go with you guys! Dodoria is such a mean, fat asshole that has the hots for me and feels entitled to me!" Bulma 2 said running over to Morgan and hugging her.
"Trust me Dodoria feels entitled to women all the time." Zarbon said.
"You, give me the clone back! I want my sponge bath and now!" Dodoria yelled.
"I'll have to fight you for her then!" Zarbon said.
"No problem!" Dodoria said.
"Could you please get some cloths on first, you look horribly fat!" Zarbon said.
Morgan thought the same, although she did not have the tendency to be as shallow as Zarbon, he did have a point.
Dodoria got out of the tub butt naked, dripping wet, and he put a towel around his waist and he multiplied himself to get the heroes confused. Which one was the real Dodoria?
"Where did he go?" Morgan asked, all the sudden the real Dodoria grabbed her and was one with himself once again.
"Nobody moves or the girl gets it!" Dodoria said putting his hand around her pretty neck.
"You break her neck I'll break your neck you hear me!" Zarbon said.
"Don't make me laughed!" Dodoria said.
"Come on Dodoria she's a helpless woman, she's only 5'2 whereas you're about 6'2!" Zarbon said.
"Are you saying that I'm short and helpless?" Morgan asked.
"Don't get me wrong, you're very brave and full of toughness but the odds are so stacked against you, compared to if this was human." Zarbon said.
Jada saw a bottle of shampoo next to the bathtub, and since the busy Dodoria bickered at Zarbon, Jada snuck over to the tub unseen by all and got the bottle of shampoo ready to use as a weapon.
He then snuck up behind Dodoria, "Hey fatty!" Jada yelled.
"What the?" Dodoria turned around and saw Jada with the bottle of shampoo.
"Eat this tubby!" Jada squirted the bottle into Dodoria's eyes.
"Ouch my eyes, I'm blind, I'm blind!" Dodoria yelled letting go of Morgan so he could rub his eyes.
"Good aim Jada I'm impressed!" Zarbon said.
"Yup, just getting on the shallow train, right with you, it is sinful to be shallow, but this is a total exception!" Jada said.
"Let's get out of here Bulma 2!" Morgan said grabbing her by the arm and trying to run with her out of the bathroom, and then they realized that Frieza and Sarah blocked the door.
"Looks like we have some uninvited guests, how the hell did you find this place?" Frieza asked looking cross-eyed because he was so mad.
"Dodoria gave us the address," Morgan said.
"Dodoria, you dodo brain!" Frieza yelled.
"I figured that since it was done in the movies that I should leave a ransom note, I saw it in this one movie that Sarah rented for us to watch, where the bad guy leaves a ransom note with the address on it!" Dodoria said.
"Dodoria you fucken idiot, nobody does that in real life!" Frieza said.
Sarah then conjured up an army of goat demons, "Say hello to my friends, make goat cheese out of these vermin!" Sarah said laughing evilly.
"Ew I hate goat cheese!" Jada said.
"I hate lame puns even more!" Morgan said.
The goats started fighting with Zarbon and friends, while Jada and Morgan were trying to find a way to survive, Zarbon was thrashing them. Bulma 2 thought of some clever ideas, but they did not go as planned. She ran to the sink cabinet and looked for anything liquid like, she found some rubbing alcohol, she ran over to a goat that was attacking Jada, and she threw it into the goat's face.
The goat bleated with pain, and Jada managed to trip the goat and the goat fell down, he then looked at Bulma 2. There was something hot about her, he wasn't sure if it was because he didn't notice before or if it was because she saved his life, he just knew he was smitten with her.
"You saved me, even after I called you a child of Satan?" Jada asked.
"Look just because you get on my nerves doesn't mean I want you dead!" Bulma 2 said.
Meanwhile Morgan was not a trained professional sorceress yet, but she had enough time for the goat to chase her around the room so that she could conjure up some energy so that she could blow the goat to smithereens, and that is what happened.
"Yes I did it!" All the sudden another goat demon grabbed her behind her back and pinned her to the ground.
"Help, Zarbon help!" She yelled.
The moment her primal changeling heard her cry, the moment he went over there and pulled that demon's head off. "Don't worry Morgan I have you!" Zarbon picked her up in his arms.
"Wow that was amazing!" she said smiling.
Frieza, Sarah and Dodoria looked around the room at the dead corpses of the goat demons; this did not go as planned. "What a mess, Dodoria finish them up so we can clean up afterwards!" Frieza said.
"With pleasure Frieza!" Dodoria said and his towel fell off his waist.
"Ew I don't want to look!" Zarbon said closing his eyes.
"I can't look either! It's so small! Small I tell you!" Morgan said doing the same.
Dodoria looked down, "You can't be serious!" Dodoria said.
"Consider yourselves lucky, I had to scrub his back!" Bulma 2 said.
Dodoria looked to see who his first victim would be, "Let's see I can't go for Zarbon because he would kill me in a moment, not Morgan because he'll kill me for harming her, not Bulma 2 after all Zarbon has a soft side for women and children when he's not commanded to kill them. Yes I'll start with the blond boy that nobody cares about!" Dodoria thought to himself.
He smiled and started walking over to Jada.
"Get the hell away from me dude!" Jada said running away.
"Come here I just want to snap your neck!" Dodoria said.
"Help!" Jada yelled running away from Dodoria.
Dodoria then sighed, "So you won't come will you, I guess I'm just going to have to blow you to dust!"
Dodoria said with a bunch of fire energy coming out of his hand, he then threw it at Jada, Jada jumped out of the way and ran to a mirror and hid behind it. Dodoria then made the mistake of throwing a fireball at Jada, but it backfired for Jada not only got out of the way, but kicked the mirror so that the fireball could bounce off the glass on the mirror and go back to Dodoria.
Dodoria was now dust and Frieza and Sarah had shocked looks on their faces, "Jada you killed Dodoria?" Zarbon asked.
"I'm sorry! I sinned, I sinned!" Jada said getting teary eyed.
"You angel! It's never a sin if it's in self-defense. You have no idea how long I wanted to kill that bastard!" Zarbon said running over to Jada and hugging him, Morgan and Bulma 2 did the same thing, and they all hugged Jada. Yep, Dodoria was hated that much.
"Hey I hate to break up this family reunion but you're still outnumbered with me and Sarah!" Frieza said.
"Take that assholes!" Sarah said holding a staff out and then out of the staff came a snake, it looked like it was a corn snake or another type of snake.
"Damn I was going for a cobra!" Sarah said.
"Ew it's a snake!" Jada said jumping into Zarbon's arms.
Zarbon put Jada down and walked up to the snake; he put his hand out, which seemed like a stupid idea since nobody knew if this thing was poisonous. The snake then slithered into Zarbon's hand, and Zarbon opened a window up and put it on a vine that was next to the window. He then shut the window and went back to everyone else.
"Snakes belong outside," Zarbon said.
"Sarah you are useless to me now!" Frieza then threw her to the ground and stepped onto her neck and she was dead.
"That wasn't nice at all!" Morgan said.
"You think? He just killed her, he's a sinner!" Jada said.
"Tell us something we don't know bible thumper." Morgan said.
"I'll be back and when I come back, you'll all die!" Frieza then snorted tried to walk away, but tripped over Sarah's dead body, everyone laughed, but he got up and ran away.
"What? He ran away?" Morgan asked.
"He does this all the time, trust me," Zarbon said.
Just then there was a fire in the house, in fact the whole house was on fire, Zarbon and friends managed to get the hell out of the house and run the hell away. As it turned out, those fireballs Dodoria threw at Jada caught the house on fire, and when Frieza got outside, he set the entire house of fire, so two fires were set that day on the house.
Later on that week, nobody saw or heard from Frieza; maybe he gave up and left to go to another state or continent. In addition, Bulma 2 got a job at a nuclear facility, and she was happy and did have something to live for after all.
However, there was a time when Bulma 2 invited Morgan and Zarbon over to her new apartment, and they got a tour around it too.
"So Bulma 2, how is life treating you?" Morgan asked.
"It's been just ok; I got a confession to make to you. I haven't been completely honest with you, as to why I actually crash landed on this planet." Bulma 2 said.
"Well tell us the truth then," Zarbon said.
"I warn you though, once you hear the truth, there isn't any way it can be unheard." Bulma 2 said.
In fact the truth was quite bizarre if not shocking, the truth was that Bulma and Vegeta kicked her out of the house and sent her to planet Earth 2, not to spread any business of Capsule Cooperation or to find materials from this planet, no the truth was a little more out there.
To begin with, the original Bulma was an eccentric person, she was getting older, and she didn't always want to have sex with Vegeta when he requested it. For those of you who think that their relationship was pure and free of problems, you got a rude awakening. Bulma was so difficult to live with because she and Vegeta both had alpha personalities that clashed from time to time.
The not so bad part was that they both had the hottest sex with one another. They were so strongly attracted to each other physically and sexually. Whenever both of them felt horny, they sometimes made Trunks and Bra stay at their grandma and grandpa's house just so they could have hot sex, go to a movie or even look up at the stars and make out under the stars.
It got to the point where Bulma was all sexed out, and so exhausted that she couldn't concentrate on her work. Bulma then decided created this clone enter Bulma 2 or Bulma's clone, to have sex with him, so the original Bulma could work in her lab on important scientific things. As of how she didn't mind this, beats us.
Vegeta had the tendency to annoy her enough for her to overlook just how wrong this actually was. It worked for like three years! Oh yes, the clone and Vegeta would still send Trunks and Bra to their grandparent's house, and sometimes to Goku and Chichi's house saying they needed a "date night", even sent them to stay with Piccolo too! They went out on the town and did the stuff that the original Bulma and Vegeta did, it wasn't that different really.
The funny thing is that her friend's didn't know about the clone; neither did the kids, nor Bulma's own parents. This was sneakiness to the fullest. Time went on, and Vegeta couldn't for some reason tell the difference between the clone and the original Bulma. They looked alike and they sounded alike, and even said similar things.
However, over time he grew suspicious, especially since Bulma 2's personality appeared to be a little different from Bulma's personality, it was duller and more boring and she seemed to be faking orgasms. The guy wasn't a mind reader or anything, but he knew something just wasn't right. Something about her energy and her sexual tendencies didn't add up either.
One day, he told this elaborate lie to Bulma that he was going out to run an errand and she believed him! He made a horrible discovery of them both talking to each other on the porch, he thought at first he was hallucinating. However, it was now clear to him the woman he was sleeping with wasn't his so-called wife! It was an imposter!
Can we blame Vegeta for feeling deceived, by the only person who cared about him and seemed to like him even though he was ruthless and uncaring in the past? He loved his wife that is if they were really married? This was the last straw, Bulma had annoyed him so much in the past, hell she annoyed him when they first met on Namic, but she had gone way too far this time!
He not only felt betrayed by Bulma, but he felt gross having sex with someone who looked like, but wasn't his own wife. In that moment, he got pissed off, and walked up to the two women.
"Vegeta, what are you doing here, I thought you were on an errand!" Bulma said.
Vegeta grabbed Bulma's clone by the hair and threw her down to the ground.
"Get out of my house! I never want to see you again!" Vegeta yelled at her with pure rage.
"Who is this bitch? Have I been sleeping with her instead of you?" Vegeta demanded.
Bulma was kind of afraid of Vegeta's temper, he had one and when he lost it, everyone suffered, but this time she knew that in this case, he lost it for a good reason. She was totally at fault; this was not a great plan in the long run. It was no more or less a plan that seemed like a good idea at the time.
"Uh this is my clone Bulma 2. She has been sleeping with you because, I told her to. I have had to work a lot these last few years, I just couldn't reject your advances, so I created her so that you could sleep with her and stop bothering me! I don't understand why you men need sex all the time? Do I look like a blowup doll that wouldn't complain?" Bulma asked.
That did not help of course, because had Bulma been upfront with Vegeta about sex in the first place instead of creating this clone to have sex with him, then maybe things would have turned out better? Yes? No? Who knows? It was devastating though, it nearly ruined their relationship, but none of the two told anyone else about the clone.
So the day after the discovery, Bulma had this spaceship built for Bulma 2 to go onto, she told her of another planet Earth, also known as Earth 2, where they had appropriate oxygen and food for her to survive on.
"Goodbye Bulma 2, I'll miss you, you are like one of my own babies, and did I mention that you might end up getting a hot boyfriend?" Bulma said smiling sadly at her.
"I don't want a boyfriend; I just want to get the hell out of here before Vegeta murders me." Bulma 2 said.
"It's my fault this happened, if I would have been honest with him about my low sex drive, I'm not as horny or as young as I would love to be. I brought you into this world, but I don't have the heart to take you out of it, or the heart to kill you. But you are intelligent like me, I'm sure you can find a great career for yourself in science." Bulma said.
"I just hope Vegeta can forgive us," Bulma 2 said.
"How was he in bed?" Bulma asked with a smile on her face.
"Not very good, not very good at all." Bulma 2 said, they both giggled and laughed about it, and then they started crying. They bonded over those three years, Bulma taught her science and math in her spare time, and she taught her about the world and some of her inventions. She even told her about what made Vegeta turned on, and what made him tick. Now they had to say goodbye.
"Good luck Bulma 2! If you are ever in the neighborhood someday in the far off future, please give me a ring, I would love to talk with you again!" Bulma said.
"Bye," Bulma 2 said getting onto the spaceship, and then she took off for Earth 2, and the rest is history.
Yes just to go for the record, Bulma and Vegeta were still a couple, but the huge error in judgement on Bulma's part didn't help matters in their relationship. In fact Vegeta ran away for a short period of time and then came back, but the damage still angered him deeply from time to time.
So back to the present, as soon as Bulma 2 finished the entire story, Morgan turned a crimson red and Zarbon looked down shyly. This was way too much information for either of them to handle.
"Wow, that's quite a story," Zarbon said.
"Like I said, once you know the story, you cannot unknow it." Bulma's Clone said.
Little did our heroes know that that Bulma 2 would play a minor but important role later in their lives and that Frieza did not give up. In fact Frieza was planning his revenge and going on an emotional rampage and wanted them dead as dead could be.
Now he had no minions to kill the group of friends. He was all on his own, and even though he was powerful enough to take this planet over, he didn't have the support of his family nor anyone left over from the Cold Empire. Hell he couldn't even reach out to his attractive cousin, who he lusted over those years, and exiled simply because Cooler thought she was at fault for "distracting Frieza".
However, Icey got the last laugh, as she was now the president of Planet Frieza, ruling with her husband Constantine, who used to be a general of Frieza's until he was exiled with his wife also. Nope, Frieza was out of options, he never thought in years that a woman would rule over Planet Frieza, and that just made him angrier and more vengeful.
All we can say is, feminism had finally of won on Planet Frieza, now there were better opportunities for women of all kinds of species who lived on Planet Frieza, even Frieza and Cooler's ex concubines had better opportunities now and never again had to tolerate or allow random males to have sex with them. Oh how it sucked to be Frieza right this second, mah, ha, ha, ha!
End of Story
