Okay, now that I have come back into the fan writing world, I must say that Insanity is still doing the best of all my writings… why… I do not understand. Yes it is confusing and yes it makes absolutely no sense, but I must say that I can't help it. Oh well, on with this lovely story! Oh, I changed my home page! The other one was accidentally deleted.

Disclaimer: I don't Own Twilight or New Moon; they are, of course, owned By Stephenie Meyer.

Chapter Seven: Wolfgang Is a Weird Name...

Edward POV

Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation and deliver us from evil in the name of thy father, Amen.

I stopped right outside Angela Webbers room as I caught her thoughts, and those of a particularly nosey queen. I never did take Angela to be a woman of prayer, although her father was a pastor. Most daughters of pastors tend to be more trouble but alas that would be me stereotyping.

Her royal majesty… Regina Armonzia. I should say she's a royal pain in the a… but I digress, we can't all be normal. But Regina's biggest concern is the whereabouts of her best friend… Concordia Lumberg.

She disappeared a week ago and none of us have been able to locate the woman. Regina claims they had gone to he residence in Canada. She claims she spoke to her eldest brother, Luke, who, in turn, told them she had come here. She did, but she was gone after an hour.

"Dear Lord, hear our prayers. Please help us find our friend Concordia." Regina pleaded.

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Jacob POV

"Where could she have gone… she's worse than Bella. At least with Bella you know where to locate her… at times. Just search out a problem ridden… oh hey Bells, is there something I can help you with?" I was being stared down. Bella had daggers in her eyes.

"Don't bring me into this." She said after a moment and then she stalked off towards the piano bench to listen to Edward play. It sounded like something I had seen in the movie Fantasia 2000. I think it was called Rhapsody in Blue.

"It could be worse…she could have gone back to Italy… which means we'll never see her again." Jason said as he place the book he was reading on the coffee table. "She is a runner, Jake, and when a problem comes along for her, she disappears until it is gone. Only this time she will need to face the facts."

"It's next to impossible to find her when she gets like this. That's why we are thinking of having a tracking devise put in so we can find when we need to. She is like a typical werewolf… never there when you need them, but at your side the moment you don't. She is a crazy child." Omenzia laughed.

"Well, you all know it stems back to her marriage in 1799." Jason became serious at once. "Matt will never let her go again because of what happened."

"What happened?" I found myself asking.

"Her first husband was a werewolf name Xavier Wells. He was what you would call now a womanizer. He would cheat on her and he would abuse her. When Matthew caught him attacking his eight months pregnant sister, Matt went ballistic. He ended up killing him.

"So now Concordia is terrified of falling in love with anyone… and she has fallen in love with you. If she hadn't we wouldn't be looking for her. It's that simple."

"She was pregnant when her first husband had been killed?" I asked. I was slightly confused. My Concordia had not only been with another man, but she had also had had a kid.

"Ceres Proserpina, oh she was a beautiful baby. No one knows where she is now… she was born vampire. She disappeared when she turned twenty and we have not seen her since. She had beautiful flaming red hair. The last person she was seen with was some lowlife vampire named James… she was in love with him. I think it was just infatuation with life in the fast lane. She was always a strange child."

"Victoria." All the present Cullens in the room and myself said.

"It has to be the same person." Alice said. "The resemblance between Victoria and Concordia are really close. Only Cori has dark brown hair."

"Ceres' father was a red head. He wanted her named Victoria, that's what Nicholas, Cori's father. So that was her middle name. That was what Nick called her. It wouldn't surprise me if she used that name either. She was always a spiteful creature…"

"That wench is avenging her precious James' death!" Rosalie stood up and stalked over to Omenzia. "How dare you speak kindly of her when she is out there trying to kill my brothers fiancée!"

"Why would she be after Bella?" Omenzia questioned patiently. Obviously not enjoying the fact that she was just interrupted.

"I believe my key words were… 'That wench is avenging her precious James' death!' Last summer Edward, Emmett, and Jasper destroyed James. James had decided to track Bella and we did everything in our power to protect her. Needless to say… he is dead!"

"And she is going to take a mate for a mate?" Jason asked.

"Obviously." Rose shot at him.

"Well, we'll need to stop that, now won't we." Omenzia said quietly.

"That's easier said than done." Edward commented. "I tried tracking her… that took me far far away." He sounded like Shrek in the second Shrek movie. You know, the part where he tells Donkey that where they are going is very far away.

"Don't remind me… that period of time was extremely dark for me…" Bella said softly.

Everyone was quiet for a moment as they all thought about the happenings over the last part of last year and the first three months of the this year.

"Maybe we should be out looking for Concordia." I suggested. "Has anyone gone to the Club?"

"No." everyone said mostly to themselves.

"Well, then I'm going." I said and picked up a set of keys. I looked down at them and noticed with relief that they were mine. I thanked God that my father had Sam drop off the Rabbit. I don't think I would want to drive one of the Cullens cars.

"I'll go with you!" Regina jumped up from her spot on the floor and she was followed by Omenzia and Jason. The rest just sat there staring after us as we walked out the door.

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Concordia POV… Club Underworld

How could I have left like that? Jacob is most likely going out of his mind wondering where I am at, no need to mention the fact that he is no longer the werewolf I fell in love with. I need him more than life seems to imply to my mind. I need him like a starving man needs food, like a blood thirsty monster needs the vital life force running through it's victims veins.

And yet, I have lied to myself. Telling myself that everything is a trick. Something to test me, to make sure I remain on my toes. To make sure I never fall into that black abyss called love.

No, that would be completely insane… selfish even… to think that the gods are so merciless that they would make someone go through out eternity with out some one to love.

And, what if Alice is right… and Luke? Am I to endure the next eighteen years raising four children that will be torn apart because of species difference? It's insane to think that they won't be… they'll hate each other solely because two of them are vampires and one of the others is half vampire and half werewolf… and the final one being completely werewolf. What if one of them is born human? That I may be able handle.

No, I'm only kidding myself. By the time they are eighteen I'll be much to attached.

I stared at the microphone that sat alone on the stage. I knew that it was still on… I could hear the high pitch scream of the power supply box that was located in the very back of the building. Amazing how Jordania leaves and all the power to the building is still running… I'll have to have a talk with that girl. I may be rich but I can't afford the high electric bills every month. Well, I can but we needn't tell her that!

I sauntered over to the microphone and tapped it; the sound resonated through the entire room. I took it out of its cradle and started to hum a tune that I remembered my mother singing me to sleep at night with. After I left England and moved in with my father, he hummed the same thing. He couldn't remember the words but my mother did. I racked my brain for the information… for the words. I only came up empty handed. So I improvised. I still had no luck… my mind kept going to Jacob.

I sat down on the stage and tried again… no such luck. So then I tried lying down. Nothing. I was lost to a world of Jacob… and that's when it hit me.

I'm lost to a world

Of your beautiful face

I can't get enough

Of your dark eyes

Your happiness

It's contagious

As is your smile

I could live in those eyes

A door slamming open interrupted me. I looked towards the door and my heart gave a gigantic leap of the joy. I was up and running within seconds.

"JACOB!" I threw myself into his strong arms. He sort of reminded me of Emmett… only with a dark russet undertone to the pallor of his skin. I kissed him deeply never wanting to let him go.

"Concordia." He said breaking us apart. "Never disappear like that again. I was worried sick. I could never live with myself if anything happened to you."

"Jacob, I'm a grown woman… I can care for myself." I said this as politely as possible… there was no need to hurt his feelings. I never use to care about hurting any one's feelings before… but now I have this… this… I don't even know what this is… and I find myself being kind. All I really want is Jacob… no matter what he becomes.

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Esme POV

"Now, Angela, what do you truly think of Marcus… in all honesty?" I asked. I was not only the mother in this house but I was usually the marriage counselor as well… why not help Angela come to terms that she and Marcus would be together for the rest of eternity… cause truthfully, none of us can do a thing about the situation.

"He kidnapped me from my home… why shouldn't I hate him?" she said quietly. She shot Marcus a look of absolute hatred. He returned the look with an impish grin and stuck his tongue out. How old was he again?

"Marcus, please stop acting like a child… I am trying to help the two of you." I said as I slumped in my chair and placed a hand on my forehead. "Now, Marcus, what are your feelings about Angela's accusations?"

"Well, I believe that they are false. I did not kidnap her." He stated as if it were a fact that he was innocent.

"Sure you didn't." I muttered under my breath.

"What was that, Esme?" Marcus stood up.

"Nothing. Look you two will need to work this out on your own… I can't keep you two in check long enough for a session. You two fight like cats and dogs! I can't handle it any longer."

"Hmmm, but we are more like cats than we are dogs, don't you agree Angelina?" Marcus was starting to get a hold of how to push Angela's buttons… I could sense this.

"For the twentieth time, Marcus, my name is Angela… you may call me Angie, but do not call me Angelina."

This was starting to get tedious. I couldn't handle the two of them arguing like this. It was like… when Rosalie and Edward first met… two different spheres crashing into one another.

"I can see our relationship blossoming, my Cherie."

"Stop calling me any endearing names… I don't like when someone that I barely know…"

"But I love you that is why I call you those things." Marcus said in a very Dane Cook sort of voice.

"Why don't you two just Duke this out and I will return in a little while to see if we are ready to get along." And with that I stood up and stalked out of the room. I was not even paying attention to where I going. The next thing I knew I had smacked into a brick wall… you know what I mean. I would have fallen backwards but his strong arms caught me before I even realized I had walked into someone.

"Well, well, well… it's not everyday that Dr. Cullens favorite patient just happens to walk right into him." I looked up into the eyes of Carlisle. When he saw the look on my face he became serious. "Esme, what's wrong?"

"Marcus and Angela… they are driving me up a wall. I can't referee the two of them anymore… its like… world war three with them."

"They'll get it together… she just needs to be willing to change."

"Carlisle, it's not just that, but he knows exactly what is going to happen between them and well, he is using it to his advantage. He knows exactly what buttons push to get a rise out of her… and we all know where that will lead." I pulled back a bit from my husband. "Am I doing the right thing by letting them fight it out?"

"I'll go check on them…"

"I wouldn't go in there if I were you two!" Emmett came strolling by, a smirk on his face that was all to amused. "I went to the room where you were talking to Marcus and Angela, cause I needed to ask you a question… and I had to run out of there the moment I walked in… they are making out like there's no tomorrow."

"What?" I looked at my son a moment. I couldn't believe what he saying.

"OH MY GOD! GET A ROOM!" Aro yelled. He then came around the corner and strutted towards us. "Is there anyway that Marcus and Angelina could be given a private room? Or would you rather not know what's going on in that room?"

"I have only been gone three minutes and they are already getting along?"

"I wouldn't say it's getting along… I'd say it's more of a mutual understanding." Aro then walked towards the stairs. "Emmett, how about a game of Battleship… Aro style?"

"I'm game!" And Emmett took off after him.

"Well, maybe we should find them a room." Carlisle said pulling away.

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Five Months later (November… 2006)

Alice POV

It's been five no six months since the Volturi have arrived with what Aro calls the Royal Vampire family. I don't know about what the rest of the family thinks but… they are truly farther than royalty! But alas, who am I to judge… I act the same way those three girls do any ways. Well, not as of late…

Two days after Marcus and Angela started "getting along" Regina's cousin… Demetrio… came for a visit. The reason why this was significant was:

Flashback

"Well, I do know if your power is bringing things back to life then it's possible for both born and changed… but that power is extremely rare. I only know of one… Demetrio Stregoni. He's a cousin of min and he is a phenomenal healer. Personally, I think that's how my parents conceived me in the first place. Because reproduction can only be done with in the first three hundred to six hundred years of age. When my parents were married, they were both seven hundred years old. When I was born, they were 1038 years old. The spring that they conceived me Demetri was visiting has favorite Aunt Andromedia."

End flashback

So you may be able to imagine what has turned the Cullen household upside down… poor Jasper… not only do we have four pregnant women in the house… but Jasper feels everything that we feel. Funny thing is that two of us will give birth a month after Concordia… I will most likely go into labor at about the same time or a day or two later.

I know it sounds insane… vampires that are pregnant… but it could happen… if you have a weird cousin who brings things back to life. Well, not your cousin but an eccentric queens cousin. All I know is that my Jasper is overjoyed to be a father… he has not told me this but lets be honest here… it's Jasper! You can feel his joy from here all the way down to Phoenix!

So lets get an update on all the women in the house. Esme, as being the mother of all except her husband and the Volturi, is excited. Rosalie is in a rather happy mood; she is supposed to have a daughter. Bella is expecting triplets… two girls and a boy. I am supposed to have twins. And Concordia is still having four… two girls two boys. This is going to be quite an interesting spring.

Rosalie and Emmett have planned to live on their own. That was not surprising to here. Bella, Edward, Jasper, and I have decided to stay with Esme and Carlisle. Omenzia and Jason have also decided to stay with us. Concordia has decided that she will leave her children with Omenzia and Jason… only two of them will reside with us… the other two will reside with Billy and or Same and Emily.

"It's better this way… honestly." Concordia said quietly. "Jacob is much young a vampire to control himself… and I didn't do so well the last time I had children."

"But how are you going to know which are which?" Bella asked quietly.

"I just will, there are ways of knowing. A child born a vampire is usually born with gold or red eyes. A werewolf is usually born with deep brown… to black eyes." She paused a moment. "But sometimes it is hard to tell. But after a few weeks the eyes will become the color of what ever their human eye color is to be, at least that's how it was with Ceres."

Concordia is five and a half months pregnant… she looks to be way more than that. Two weeks after she had returned from trying to disappear her and Jacob were married. It was a cute ceremony. Vampires and Werewolves getting along… Matthew Lumberg being restrained by not only his brothers but Emmett and Jasper as well. Oh, it truly was beautiful.

"Alice, snap out of your reverie please." Edward called from across the room. "I am forced to remember the aftermath of that wedding… poor Father O'Malley… he never saw it coming… thank god he was one of the few vampire priests in existence."

"Was?" Esme asked. "Is he dead?"

"No."

"Then he is…"

"Yes, Esme."

"It was funny though." Emmett laughed. "I mean, after Matt finally did get loose and attack Jacob… that was funny. The look on Father O'Malley's face was priceless. Come to think of it… the look on Esmes face was also priceless."

"And when Father O'Malley was finished he just threw the bible over his shoulder as if to say he was finished with the entire ordeal." Rosalie giggled lightly. "And the four werewolves that dove on top of Matt and Jacob… and then to have Carlisle, Aro, Caius, and Marcus trying to break up the fight. Only to need help from the rest of the Lumberg boys, Jason, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper. Now that was funny."

"That had to of been the best wedding I have ever been to!" Omenzia laughed. "Though mine was quite eventful."

"Yeah, only because you got your way!" Jason laughed.

"Don't start with me Jason." Omenzia snapped.

"Yes dear."

"How about we decide what to name the children." Esme decided. "Edward and Bella, you two go first."

"Well," Edward started. "For the girls, we decided on Elizabeth, after my mother, and Carley, after Carlisle. For a boy, we decided on Edward. We'll call him Junior!"

"No, I thought you'd call him Edwin!" Emmett tried to joke. He was only shot a death glare.

"I was thinking of naming our daughter Lalita." Rosalie stated happily.

"Alice, how about you?" Esme said. I hadn't noticed before that she had clipboard and a pen. She was writing this all down. Thankfully Jasper stepped in for me.

"We were thinking that if we had boys they would be Sebastian and Eduardo." He waited a moment. Obvious something was funny about the last name. "I'm kidding about the second name, Edward. No the second boy will be named Sylvester. And if we were to have girls…"

"We were thinking Josephine and Catherine. If we get one of each it will be Sylvester and Josephine." I liked making final decisions.

"And that leaves Concordia!" Esme chimed. "Any ideas dear?"

"Well, I want one of my boys named Wolfgang… yeah I know it's weird, Jake, but I like it!" Concordia laughed a bit. "Then we will name one of our daughters after Jakes dad, Wilhelmina, a boy after my brother, Luka, and then a daughter after my mother… Katrina."

"Wolfgang as in Mozart?" Edward asked looking up from where he was staring.

"Yep! Wolfgang Amadeus Black."

"Lets pray that he's born a werewolf then!" Jacob chimed. "A vampire with a name like that is likely to get killed."

"Jake, you are utterly absurd." Concordia told her husband.

"Wolfgang is a weird name." Jake continued.

"Yeah, and so is Sylvester." Rosalie laughed.

"Don't make fun of my child." Jasper growled.

"Our child." I told him.

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Carlisle POV

Once again, they are arguing. You would think these boys would have learned by now that arguing with pregnant women is not the wisest idea. They are incredibly moody and can be quite frustrating to be around… I think the only one who really knows better than to argue would be Jasper… although he has also been quite moody. Almost as if he were pregnant as well… oh that would be much to funny.

Jasper and Edward are the two that are really watchful over Alice and Bella. Jasper is mainly concerned about Alice's size. She's so tiny and having children is not really a wise idea, but what are supposed to do. She can't exactly go to a hospital to have them and I have to deliver them here… thank god Jason is also a licensed practioner.

Edward is mainly concerned that Bella will get hurt… she's going to give birth, Edward, it is going to hurt… it's not a walk in the park. He watches her like a hawk at all hours of the day… like he didn't before. But we all know how over protective he can be.

I on the other hand get to be a grand father… and I don't look a day over twenty-three! Esme has suggested we buy a much larger house this time. I agreed with her because we don't have room for seven more and Omenzia and Jason. Esme is excited, for lack of a better word, that there will be little children in the house that she can help raise. It's what she always wanted.

"We decided that we are going to stay with you guys." Emmett said after awhile of silence. "We figured that it would be easier that way."

"Of course it is." Esme said thought fully.

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A/N: Okay, I know that has got to be the longest chapter I have ever written! SO I hope you enjoyed it… oh, and another thing, I know vampires cannot have children but I wanted to try something new… but I think we are going to have complications with some of them… I don't know, give me some ideas! R&R