Bad Luck 6. Or so

A/N: Yo! It's Willakarra! I'm back! And after some pestering and explaining, Zam has his own A/N now!

Zam's A/N:
Hi Readers! Sam the hedgehog here!...Boy. I do not have much to say. Uuuuh... It's great working with guy! He's REAL funny!

A/N: Yeah… Really funny Zam…. Really funny…. Anyways, my A/Ns are much cooler, right? I knew it! (But tell me if you like his A/N or mine more.)

Disclaimer: Um, hi? I don't own any of Marvel or DC stuff, and I apologize for not saying this every chappie, but it's boring?

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No one reviewed the last chappie…. NO PRIZES.

"Black who?" Red Robin asked as they sprinted towards the stairs.
"Black Cat," Spidey replied, "She's a cat burglar."
"Any relation to Selina Kyle? Selina's Catwoman, and is a cat burglar..."

"Catwoman? That sounds original."
Upon entering the Building, they spotted several broken cases, a dozen cameras broken, a bunch of knocked out officers, a lot of jewels and stuff protectively clutched, and a really, really, REALLY slender/curvy platinum blonde in a dark purple suit, topped with White fur at her wrists ankles and zipper opening.

"Let's see...one million here...two million..." She nonchalantly tapped a large diamond, apparently not noticing them. "Maybe 8 million..."

"Freeze!" Spidey yelled.
Red Robin looked at him. "Freeze? Seriously? You HAD to say freeze?"

Her violet eyes gazed at them with catlike intensity. Her red lips curls upward. "Spidey? Long time no see, honey..."
"Quit calling me that!"

"And who might your young friend be?" She inquired with a smirk.
Red Robin muttered something like "I hate cat burglars. Especially ones that name themselves after cats. And are girls." Then introduced himself- "First, I am NOT little. Second, my name's Red Robin."

"Reeed Robin-" Black Cat began.
"Yumm!" She and Spider-Man simultaneously finished. Red Robin glared at him, with slitted eyes.
"What? It's catchy."

"I am so gonna kill you. After I horribly destroy your face."

"And while you do that, like just leave with these!" She began walking off,until Red Robin landed in front of her. "Wow. You're fast."

"And I also have a cool weapon." He quipped, pulling out his bo staff.

"Isn't that a bit… BIG for a little guy like you?" Black Cat mocked, and then tried to drop kick him, only to find that this...interesting little bird had stopped her. "Wow. That's a sweet little skill set you got there..."

"No it isn't, and yet, I can also fail at making popcorn..."

"How?" She threw a punch at him, only for it to be parried. A pattern of parried kicks and punches ensued. She was surprised at his speed and agility in this fighting business. But, She didn't show it on her pretty face. "It's just popcorn. You heat it up."

"Exactly. There may or may not have been some... incidents involving popcorn, me, and a microwave..." Red Robin moaned.
Spidey leapt at Black cat, kicking with both feet, and while she dodged, he realized what that meant and started laughing. "You... Started... Fires... trying... to... heat up... POPCORN? BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH."

Black Cat laughed too. This interesting new player was...cute...and funny. She chuckled at his hilarious look of anger.
"Hey! That's not funny! "
"It actually is!" She chuckled again and dodged a swipe from his leg.
"She's right you know!" Spider-Man shrugged, before trying to deal his own punches.
"WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?"

"The funny one!" Spidey grinned, and Black Cat and Red Robin both stopped fighting to stare at him. "What?" He questioned, and Red bellowed "THAT IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD-EVER."

"I have to agree with the new guy. That's just terrible." Black Cat blew a strand of hair from her eyes.
"Everyone's a critic..." Spider-Man rolled his eyes.

"By the way, how'd you get a blue splotch on your right knee?" Spidey asked.

"Where?" Black Cat inquired, looking down.

"Nowhere, made you look!" Spidey cheered as Red Robin tackled her from behind.

"Hey! Didn't your mother tell you not to hold girls like this?!" She growled, struggling to get up.
"Wait. You're a girl?" Robin smirked.

"It's a lady, and you know how you can tell? Girls don't do this." She said, and then turned and kissed a startled Red Robin full on the lips, and then kicked him in a sensitive region.

He fell off Cat, and groaned. "I really need more padding there. Spider-Man flinched from the sight alone. "Ouch."
"Well, boys, it's been Real! And it's been real fun!" The lady stated, starting to run off.

Spidey prepared to go after her, but was interrupted by Red, who hissed "Let her go. I put a tracker on her when I tackled her."

"But dude, she kicked you in the twinky zone!"

" I put a tracker on her... and I know... that's why I have to let her go, it hurts BAD." Red whined.
"Awwwww does the itty witty bwaby need help?" Spidey mocked then screamed as Tim turned on his death glare with an intensity of 20 on a scale from one to ten.

"The itsy bitsy Spider's gonna need a BODY CAST when the itty witty baby gets thru with it." Tim snarled.
"Okay! Okay! I was just joking!"
"Whatever." Tim replied.

"So anyways... I was thinking." Spidey commented as Tim got up.
"That's a surprise." Tim drawled, ignoring Spidey's indignant "Hey!"
"Ignoring that, I thought since you know my name, I should know yours."

"...fair enough."
"That was a long pause."
"Yeah. I Was thinking. Any who, I'm Tim. Tim Drake!" He shook Spidey's hand while saying, "Tell anyone, I kill you."

"You already know my name... wiseass." Spidey grumbled the last bit.
"Well you have an arachnid a**, so I guess you're worse."
"Now THAT was a bad joke."

A/N: So… we got the Black Cat action, finally….. BUT NO REVIEWS SINCE THE LAST CHAPPIE! Really, people? Read last chappie for the riddles, then review the answer or PM it to me. BTW this is my second in a row 1000 word chappie for the story Bad Luck! It took Zam and I some time to write it….. But hey! At least we updated now!