Monkey: You know, I don't get why we always have to put up a disclaimer, I mean, most people by now know that we don't own jack shit... But these are fun to come up with xP

OH! AND WARNING! JOHAN THROWS A BITCH FIT!!! That means bad language xDDD So if you guys don't want to read so much swearing, then skip over the ranting xDD

EEEEE~! This is my favorite chappie so far! x3

BTW, anything inside the "~" are scenes from the vid, they're just marked so you guys don't get confused xD


"This isn't going to work." Fubuki stated.

"It might," Ryo said, pulling out two cans of coke from their mini fridge. He tossed one to Fubuki.

"Hm… I don't think so, I mean, do you really think Cupid won't mess with the videos?"

"Don't jinx it." Ryo opened his can and drank some before adding, "Any idea how much time is left?"

Fubuki pulled out his cell and called Johan.

"I'm not helping you hide a dead body." was his greeting.

Fubuki blinked a couple times. "Noo… I just wanna know how much time is left."

"About six hours."

Ryo looked at the phone that was now on speaker. It was seven in the morning. "Johan, what do you plan to do? You and Judai have school during the next six hours."

"That's exactly why we're going to kidnap him."

"Kidnap?" Fubuki echoed.

"Who's we?" Ryo wondered.

"Hurry up Johan or I'm leaving you behind!"

"…Manjyome??" Fubuki stared at the phone in shock.

"Uh… gotta go. Later." And Johan hung up.

Ryo chuckled before drinking more of his coke. "So they've teamed up, huh? I don't know whether to be amazed or scared."

"Knowing them, well, knowing a pissed off Johan and a cranky Manjyome, I'd say scared." Fubuki nodded.

Ryo stared at him in question. How did they become best friends again?

Fubuki had gotten a metal bat, a helmet and a camouflage outfit on all within two seconds.

"…Why?"

The brunette grinned, waving the bat around. "I'm ready for anything now!"

He struck a pose.

The door slammed open.

"Eep! Except for that!" He ran and hid behind Ryo who looked amused with the situation.

Manjyome stepped in looking pissed while Johan followed, carrying Judai in his arms. Judai had a piece of duct tape over his mouth and his wrists were tied in front of him. He looked very confused. Johan had an innocent grin on his face.

Innocent like 'I just killed someone but no one will ever know' innocent.

Really convincing, huh?

"Do I want to know?" Ryo set his drink down on the table next to him.

"You know, the last thing I expected was for you two to team up. I mean, I expected Johan maybe trip him constantly, put stuff in his food or kill him," Fubuki said honestly.

Johan rolled his eyes.

"Why are you doing this in our room?? You have your own rooms too ya know," Fubuki pointed out. "Don't get any bloodstains on our walls."

"Yeah, but we're supposed to be in class, so if anyone goes searching for us, that's the first place they'll look. They'll never suspect us being here," Johan said.

Manjyome stared at the two seniors. "Why are you two here? Are you also involved in this crazy scheme of Johan's?"

Johan looked over at them as he set Judai down on a chair. "That reminds me… You guys are always here, why the hell aren't you ever in class?"

Ryo shrugged. "Don't feel like going."

"And you don't get in trouble?" Manjyome asked.

"Not really." Fubuki replied. "The teachers don't really care, plus, we already have more than enough credits to graduate, so we're just here killing time."

"Nice." Johan shook his head. He looked back at Judai. "Ok, Judai, do you know why you're here?"

Judai shook his head. Besides looking very, very confused, he was taking the kidnapping pretty calmly. Fubuki was surprised. If it were him minus the duct tape, he would've started begging for his life by now.

"Judai, why aren't you begging for your life right now?" Fubuki asked.

"Yeah, because he can talk so easily with the tape over his mouth," Ryo rolled his eyes. Sometimes the stupidity of his friend amazed him.

Johan found some DVD's by Ryo and Fubuki's TV and put one of them in. "What is this of, anyway? You didn't name any of them."

Ryo turned to the remaining DVD's, shrugging. "Half the fun in watching them is not knowing what you're watching."

The thing playing on the TV was not something Ryo made. They could all tell that when a woman started crying on the screen, yelling, "I'm sorry, Hiroto, but I'm in love with your evil twin brother!"

Fubuki ran to the TV and popped out the DVD. "Ehehehe, my bad, it's uh, Asuka's?"

"Bullshit." Johan, Manjyome and Ryo stated.

Fubuki threw the DVD somewhere far from them and chose another DVD.

This time, it was a video Ryo made. It was of Edo's birthday party earlier in the year.

~"Hey! Ryo! Turn the camera this way!" Manjyome called out. The camera shifted and they heard Ryo yell back,

"Yeah, yeah. What do you want?"

"When Edo cuts the cake, be ready, we're going to slam his head in it."

The camera nodded. "I'll make sure to stay away from Edo and his wrath from hell once you guys do that."

Manjyome grinned and Ryo turned around. He went towards Fubuki, Judai and Johan who were talking and sitting on a couch.~

Johan looked over at Judai. "Do you remember this?"

Judai shook his head. Why no one bothered to remove the tape was beyond him.

Johan frowned. The two went back to paying attention to the movie.

~Judai and Johan waved at the camera.

"What's up you guys?" Ryo asked.

"Nothing really, just talking about life and all its mysteries." Fubuki replied, waving energetically at the camera.

"…Does that include why you're a senior and still wear pajamas with ducks on them?" Ryo asked.

Judai and Johan burst out laughing.

Fubuki turned red. "Ryo!!"

"Oh my bad, they're puppies, aren't they?"

"Ryo!!"~

"RYO! You didn't tell me you kept that in the video!" Fubuki whined as he hid himself behind Judai who was laughing at the video.

The older bluenette shrugged. "I thought it'd be funny."

Manjyome looked around. "Oh my God, are those the pajamas you were talking about in the video?"

He stared at a pair of red pajamas with pink puppies on them.

Fubuki screamed and got those pajamas. "Ryo!!"

Ryo raised a brow. "Don't blame me, I always tell you to clean your shit up."

"Back to the movie!" Johan said. He really wanted to see if this would help Judai remember his feelings towards him. Judai had to notice that he was always with Johan, not Manjyome. Maybe that would spark something.

Especially because in this next part, it's freaking obvious that Judai likes Johan.

~"Hey Judai," Johan spoke in the video.

"Yeah Johan?"

"Look out!" Edo yelled towards them.

Ryo stepped back and a giant pillow hit Judai from the side, slamming him into Johan, Judai blushing heavily, their lips close…~

The screen blacked out.

Fubuki paled and hid behind Ryo. Ryo blinked.

"Uh-oh…" Manjyome said quietly.

"…DAMN IT!!!" Johan exclaimed. He glared at the ceiling.

Judai looked at the young bluenette curiously. What was about to happen in the video?

"CUPID!!! YOUR ASS IS MINE!! YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T GO TO HEAVEN WHEN I DIE! I WILL KILL YOU, REVIVE YOU THEN KILL YOU AGAIN ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!"

Fubuki 'eeped.' "He's scary…"

Ryo cleared his throat. "J-Johan, calm down, will ya?"

Johan turned to look at him. "Calm down? You want me to calm down?! I've fucking had it with Cupid's shit!! I can't take it anymore!!!"

"Aren't you just overreacting?" Ryo asked, ignoring when Manjyome hid behind him as well.

"Overreacting?? You think I'm overreacting?! What if you were in my position, huh?! What if Fubuki was about to confess to you and all of a sudden that bastard Cupid steps in and Fubuki falls for, I don't know, Yusuke! You'd be pretty pissed off too!!"

Yusuke was a friend of Ryo and Fubuki that hung out with them only during classes, that's why he was never around when Johan was with the two seniors.

Fubuki blushed. Ryo raised a brow. "Fubuki and I don't like each other."

"Bullshit." Johan deadpanned.

"Johan, you're scaring us. Why can't you go back to being all happy and shit like you were before?" Manjyome asked.

Johan glared death at him. "And YOU! You just had to show up at that exact moment when Judai was going to confess to me. WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE WHEN I GLARED AT YOU?! YOU WOULD'VE SAVED ME A SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE!!!"

Judai by this point, was really confused.

He was going to confess to Johan? Not Manjyome?

"I wanted to find Asuka!" Manjyome argued.

"Don't give me that! You know how I feel about Judai!! I was so happy that he was finally going to confess! I love Judai, alright?! I'm completely and totally in love with him!! And you just had, you just HAD to come and ruin things and make it easy for Cupid to redirect Judai's love!!"

Judai tried to remove the duct tape but found it hard to do. Fubuki saw this and went over to help him, moving quickly so he wouldn't accidentally get killed by Johan in the middle of his bitch fit—er, rampage.

Pulling the tape off, Judai flinched. "Ow. What's going on? What's he talking about? I love Johan? Not Manjyome? Johan loves me?"

Unfortunately, he went ignored.

"I seriously wanted to kill you when Judai hugged you and said he loved you after that arrow shot him. The only thing preventing that was the fact that if Judai loved you, he'd be sad if I killed you, his new love." Johan narrowed his eyes at that part. "Be thankful he was there to save your ass!"

Manjyome blinked. "Homicide tendencies, much?"

"ARG! I don't care what Cupid says, I love Judai and nothing will ever change that, not even if he forgets all about me and falls for this waste of space over here!"

"Hey!" Manjyome exclaimed.

"You hear me Cupid?! I don't care if my time limit runs out! I've only got like a couple hours left anyway. But still! Even if time runs out, I'll find a way to get Judai's love back!!" He breathed heavily after finally finishing his rant.

Judai's eyes widened. A blush was spread over his cheeks. "Johan…" Suddenly his eyes flashed pink and he gasped. No one noticed anything.

From the ceiling came that pink circle again, and from it, a bright light that blinded everyone in the room.

They all shielded their eyes with their arms.

When the light died down, the five boys blinked several times.

Clapping was heard, coming from right behind Johan.

Johan immediately turned around. He blinked. Standing about two feet from him was… "C-Cupid?"

Cupid smirked and stopped clapping. "Congratulations Johan, you've just won the game."


Monkey: XDD Damn, Johan's got some lungs, no? xDDD I think this was the bitch fit of the century! Cause it also included Johan's unwitting confession xP AND he won the game!!! How and what happened? o.o You'll find out next week! xDDD

Cookee: So, Cupid finally shows himself.

Monkey: Yup! Which means this story is soon going to come to an end! And then I'll go back to my original three incompleted fics xD

Cookee: I forgot we still had those...

Monkey: Yeah... anyway, is anyone else excited about the next chapter?? I know I am! xD

Cookee: You haven't even written it yet.

Monkey: EXACTLY why I'm excited for it! A fanfic isn't just for the readers, it's also for the writers, to see how they make things happen and shit xD And I think it's about time we put some real spiritshipping in here xDD

Cookee: Whatever you say. u.u

Monkey: See you guys next week!! xD