Omg, this authoress is so TIRED! *goes to sleep* I've had no sleep for nearly a week I've been so busy, yet here I am, updating...feel loved my humans, feel loved, feel especially loved that in my sleep deprived state I have delivered citrus freshness!


Izaya yawned and stretched happily, snuggling into Shizuo's warm form. He had snuck in here every night for a week until Shizuo relented and just let him fall asleep there with him instead. He couldn't seem to sleep on his own anymore, though he did try. He wiggled in and sighed happily, wondering if Shizuo would take him up on his desires tonight, though he hadn't suggested anything up until now. He was dreadfully horny now and his moods were like a yo-yo in perpetual motion but so far Shizuo had been shockingly controlled about it even when Izaya had called him every name in the book two nights ago. It was an undeserved attack too; Shizuo hadn't actually done anything to set him off, but Izaya's hormones were out of control.

"Shizu-chan, you up yet?" He asked softly and when he got no reply he snuck a quick kiss and went to the kitchen to start on breakfast, grinning like a madman. He got to work making pancakes with chocolate chips –no strawberries today, go figure- though he did add peanut butter to his own. Must be a new craving, he thought with a shrug and Shizuo wandered in soon, sniffing the air.

"No strawberries?" He asked in surprise and Izaya shrugged one shoulder.
"I wanted pancakes and peanut butter," he explained and he poured them both a glass of milk. Shizuo had stopped complaining about that when Izaya had hit him for it six days ago. They ate silently and Izaya dibbed the bathroom first, still not willing to be in there at the same time as someone else. He showered and brushed his teeth, and shaved when he blinked and stared at his abdomen. He blinked at it then turned to the side and ran his hand down it slowly. He had a baby bump. He grinned happily and wondered if he should tell or not.

"Shizu-chan, Shizu-chan, look!" He decided very fast. The other would notice eventually right?
"What?" He asked, one eyebrow raised at the still shirtless Izaya. He grabbed Shizuo's hand and ran it down his abdomen too. Shizuo's face went from properly confused to completely awed by the change.

"Y-you're getting bigger," he said happily and Izaya nodded.
"I just noticed~!" He chirped happily then he glomped the bigger man in his chair which again shocked Shizuo. The blonde awkwardly patted him on the back and chuckled a little.
"You done in the bathroom then?" He asked, though his voice was happy and Izaya nodded.
"Yeah, it's all yours," he said, moving in to the living room.

Not five minutes after he heard the shower begin to run though a knock came and he remembered Kasuka was supposed to be coming today. He opened the door, greeted the actor and let him in. Kasuka sat quietly to wait for his brother, his face completely blank. Izaya sat next to him and though he normally would start in on his mind games, he didn't really feel like it. He had a feeling they wouldn't work too well on Kasuka anyways.

He didn't even attempt small talk and if anything ignored him completely though when Shizuo got out he did eye Izaya suspiciously.
"Hey Kasuka, didn't think you'd be here so early," He said.
"I had time," He said and his voice was very flat. Izaya wondered how someone with such a blank expression and monotone voice could be a famous actor.

"I'm gonna take a walk, see you when I get back Shizu-chan," Izaya announced and changed to his usual clothing before heading out. He wanted Kasuka to hurry up and go away so that he could try seducing Shizuo, but finding the man a stable job might be a good plan too. He pulled his iPhone out and surfed a little before grinning and heading off to find someone who might be a good candidate. A man named Tom Tanaka.


"And he's the one that throws the vending machines?" The man asked.
"Yep, but not just those; street signs, cars, convenience store dumpsters….anything really. Bolted to the ground or otherwise, everything is fair game to him. People in Ikebukuro are frightened of him, and I'm sure in your business, a man like Shizu-chan could go a long way," Izaya smirked a little hoping said blonde didn't try killing him for this later. Of course given the circumstances it was unlikely. Hey, he WAS ten weeks now with Shizuo's child. He just wanted to make sure there was more than just his own income there to support the child when it came.

He was just glad he didn't need milk with every meal now, as the morning sickness was easing off a bit.
"You must be a good friend of his then?" The man queried and Izaya smirked.
"Hmm, not really, but I know him well enough. We're…roommates," He said and Tom nodded.
"Right. Well then, I suppose I can give him a tryout. I need to meet with him first though,"
"Naturally. I can tell him to call you, ne?" He suggested and Tom nodded.
"You already have my number…I suppose I'll wait then,"
"I'll make sure he calls before the day is through," Izaya promised and stood before leaving. He stopped on the way back though and got a crepe. It had chocolate and strawberries in it and he ate it happily before making it home to find Kasuka had left.


"He had to be somewhere," Shizuo explained and Izaya nodded.
"I think I found you a potential steady employment opportunity," Izaya said and Shizuo blinked.
"Why would you do that? You hate me,"
"Yes, but there IS our child to consider. You need a stable income," He explained.
"Oh. Right," He nodded and Izaya gave him Tom's number.
"Call him before the day is through," He said before sitting down to gather some information for a client. Shizuo made the call while he did that and left a few minutes later to meet with him.

Once done with the gathering of info, Izaya decided he had to pull all the stops out for the task that lay ahead. Shizuo still hated him, and he knew why he was really there. It shouldn't bother him, but Izaya was finding it did so and quite a bit at that. He went into his closet and found the sexiest clothing he owned and was about to put that on when he remembered what had happened to what he'd been wearing last time. No good then. He thought a moment and wondered if a direct approach would work better.


When Shizuo returned home he had quite the surprise in store for him.
"Izaya-kun, he said he'll take me on for now and see….how it….goes?" He ended like that because Izaya had appeared and started towards him, his hips moving in a sultry way his red eye's fixed on the man before him. His arms snaked around Shizuo's neck.
"That's good~" He purred and Shizuo shivered a little.
"Izaya-kun, what are you doing?" He asked and Izaya smirked, nipping his ear. Shizuo grunted and the raven haired man smirked.

"Hnn, nothing~ I just wanna celebrate with you, that's all~" He purred and the blonde gulped audibly.
"C-Celebrate?" He asked uncertainly and Izaya smirked.
"Aww, don't tell me you don't…want to?" He asked, nipping his ear again. It seemed to be a spot for the blonde who was silently cursing the fact that Izaya had discovered his biggest one.
"T-Trust me, that's not it," He mumbled, turning a tad red and Izaya smirked and giggled seductively.
"Hmmn~ Good, because I don't think I can wait~" Izaya purred and started towards Shizuo's room. Shizuo gulped and made an odd noise following him. Before they actually got there Shizuo had pulled him in for a kiss and Izaya groaned, his arms going around Shizuo's neck.

"Mmmn, don't believe me~?" Izaya asked when their lips parted and Shizuo grinned sheepishly.
"I wasn't…sure, no," he answered honestly and Izaya smirked.
"And now?"
"Yeah, now I believe you," He grinned taking the informant's mouth again, his tongue slipping easily into the other's mouth. Izaya groaned hungrily and tugged Shizuo towards the bed again but Shizuo picked him up and carried him to it instead.

Izaya giggled again as he landed on the bed gently and Shizuo nipped his neck, pulling his shirt off followed by Izaya's. Said informant wriggled, already impatient and the blonde took no time at all to rid them of all their clothing, reattaching his mouth to Izaya's when he did so. Izaya's legs moved apart so Shizuo could fit between then and the blonde ensured Izaya's mouth was well abused before moving to leave several marks on his neck and down his chest three fingers being given to him. Izaya wasn't quite sure what to do but he sucked on them, paying attention to each individual digit, his tongue swirling around each making Shizuo moan against his navel in desire. He nuzzled Izaya's abdomen gently before removing his fingers from Izaya's mouth to slip one inside the smaller man.

"Haah~! Shizu-chan, that feels weird~" He gasped and Shizuo smirked.
"We've done this before, why so red?" He asked in an amused tone and Izaya turned redder.
"Maybe so, but I don't really remember it," He pointed out and Shizuo slipped a second in. Izaya was squirming and moaning now and given the noise Shizuo was surprised the neighbours weren't complaining. Maybe Shinra had the place soundproofed too. He'd have to ask later.

"Mmm~! Ah~! Shizu-chan, more~!" Izaya demanded and Shizuo grinned, a third finger going in.
"Geez, you really are desperate, aren't you?" Shizuo asked palming his own erection a little to get some relief from the building ache.

"Haah~! Mmmnnnn~! Shizu-chaaaan~!" He gasped out and looked at him wantonly, "I want it…p-please~ I need m-more~!" He begged and Shizuo nearly laughed. He pulled his fingers from the flea who whimpered at the loss but Izaya was soon appeased with something much larger and much harder. Shizuo held still inside him until Izaya started bucking his hips and only then began a steady pace inside him.

"Ahh! Hell, you're r-really tight," Shizuo grunted, his breathing already hard from the effort to not just slam into Izaya's body with no thought. The informant managed to grin at that.
"Haah~! Well y-you're the only o-one I've been with~! HAAH!" Shizuo had found his sweet spot and began aiming there, though he still moved slower than he wanted to. Half was for Izaya's sake, he knew the man wasn't used to sex yet, and half was his worry for the unborn child inside Izaya. He did wonder how this worked really, Izaya hardly had a uterus…did he? Not the time, he reminded himself and Izaya glared at him then.

"C-Come on Shizu-chan, I know y-you're holding b-back," He breathed out and Shizuo growled before he moved faster, hard enough for the bed to move….a lot. Izaya shrieked in pleasure now, his back arching and his legs wrapping around Shizuo's waist to give him better access and soon they both felt their releases, coming in unison. Shizuo pulled out, though he was reluctant to do so and when he did Izaya tugged him back down to lay atop him, sighing happily.

"So what brought this on?" He dared to ask.
"Mmmn, I've been ridiculously horny for a while now," he admitted and Shizuo grinned a little.
"Does this mean you'll be wanting more?"
"Obviously~"


"Okay, you know the drill Izaya-san," Shinra said cheerily and said informant lifted his shirt.
"Oooh, I see you have a bump now," He commented and Izaya grinned again.
"Yup~" he said happily and wiggled as the jelly was spread on his abdomen for the second time. The metal wand went on again and Shizuo smiled when he saw the greenish shapes on the ultrasound screen.

"Why does it have to be so cold Shinra-san?" He complained though and the doctor smiled a little.
"It is made of metal Izaya-san," He reminded and the man pouted a little but looked at the screen and smiled when he saw his child again.

"Hey so um…where exactly…IS the baby?" Shizuo asked, and Izaya looked at him then Shinra his expression one of question.
"Oh, that. Well since Izaya-san is male, it is a bit different. You see, while the amniotic sac and the placenta still exist there is no uterus. The baby is behind the abdominal muscles, and the placenta is semi attached there between the muscles and the intestines so during the C-section I have to remove the placenta and amniotic sac before breaking the water so to speak." He explained and Shizuo nodded not really getting it, but pretending like he had. Izaya actually did get it though.

"What would happen if the water broke before you got to me?" He asked quietly and Shinra smiled.
"Oh, the fluid would be reabsorbed by your body and filtered out by the kidneys. The baby would still be okay for a while after that, so there isn't much to worry about there," He explained and Izaya visibly relaxed.
"Hmm," Shinra moved the wand and the picture changed dramatically. "Well," He said, "this is an interesting development." Izaya tensed again and Shizuo did too.
"Shinra-san?" The blond asked and Izaya blinked.
"Hmm…very much unexpected indeed,"
"Shinrawhatswrongwithmybaby?" Izaya spoke so fast that it was barely understandable. The underground doctor smiled and turned to them.

"Seems you're having twins~"


Seliphra: Okay, so a few of you saw that coming...but I decided they were having twins when I started chapter 1 so I SAW IT COMING FIRST!
Izaya: Yeah but...you wrote it. Fool.
Shizuo: *facepalm* You get off on torturing us don't you Seliphra?
Seliphra: ...Little bit. I ALSO LOVE REVIEWS! So do my plotbunnies, that's what keeps us writing~! On a side note, this chapter is donated to the Random Llama, my four pets -who double as plotbunnies when they aren't keeping me awake all night- and YOU. Yes, YOU my readers because without YOU and YOUR REVIEWS this story would not exist. I only hope I can continue to live up to your standards and deliver a good story the whole way through to the end! (It's getting hard to think of random plot things though, so if anyone wants to suggest scenes for yummy lemonbutter, please let me know!)