A Random Story with a Random Title
A Kingdom.Writer Origional
Disclaimer: I don't own KINGDOM HEARTS! GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL!
Notes: I was bored?
Last time on the days of our randomness:
1. Riku laid eggs, a race called Biku
2. Kairi named one Biku Fabio.
3. Sora stalked 'Oprah'
4. Hammy was eaten
5. Derik and Cher are planning on talking over the world!
Now on todays randomness...
Sora finally stopped chasing the pizza man whom he thought was Oprah and ran into the house and stood next to Kairi, still as a board.
"What are you doing Sora?" Kairi shook her head as she brushed her Biku's head.
"I WILL KILL YOU KAIRI MARK MY WORDS!" Called our Aerith the Biku.
"Well-" Sora began but was stopped as the really-freakishly-large-clean-glass-window broke open and there stood none other than... RIKU! "BUT THERE CANT BE TWO RIKUS! I EVEN KNOW THAT!"
"He is an... imposter!" The Riku that jumped out of the window screamed.
"Nuh-uh!" The Riku with wings said.
"Well, of course you would say that!" Riku out of the window said, "But I know who you really are!"
"You wouldn't dare reveal me!"
"Because I happen to know that the 'Riku' over there is..."Riku paused for a dramitic effect, "Leo Decaprio!"
Kairi gasped and put a hand to her mouth and whispered quietly, "Leo..."
Sora bent his head down and whispered into Kairi's ear, "He's so hot right now." (Not meaning like physically hot, but like in acting... its from a movie! I would never make Sora gay! No offence but I don't like it)
Riku, the real one jumped up onto the ledge and pulled off Leo's 'Riku mask'. "YES! I AM RIGHT!" Riku laughed, "I AM RIGHT!"
Sora started to dance and sing about Jell-O to the tune of "Beauty and the Beast".
Kairi pet Fabio, "But- then you... you.. YOU ARE A MOUSE!"
"What?" Fabio bit Kairi's hand and started screaming until...
WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WHY WAS LEO PRETENDING TO BE RIKU? WHERE WAS RIKU ALL THAT TIME? FIND OUT... LATER!
(A.n. Sorry it was so short but I have to leave now so byez lol )
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