I would like to thank Emily Starlight for explaining the grammar and spelling of ma'am to me. I'm still confused, but I can try to improve it now!

If there are any grammar mistakes in this chapter, can you please point it out in a review?

Disclaimer: I don't own the 39 clues or really old movies.

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25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have three tickets for the Goonies."

"Excuse me sir," Dan said to the man behind the ticket window. "I'll have 3 tickets for the Goonies please."

The man peered at Dan and said, "It's not available."

Dan stared at the man. "But my cousins said that this cinema has more movies than any other cinema. I guess they were wrong."

"But the Goonies was made more than 20 years ago," the man said. "Do you really want to watch it?"

Dan nodded eagerly and leaned closer.

"Okay. First, you go straight to a store. Next, you buy the movie. Finally, you go home to watch it and don't come back!"

"Okay, if you don't have the Goonies, you just have to say it." Dan said. "Can I watch another movie though?"

"Which movie?" The line behind Dan was getting longer.

"E.T?"

"Go away before I call security!" the man yelled. Dan ran into the cinema.

"Wrong direction!" the man bellowed. Then he thought, at least he stopped bothering me.

26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

"How do we make spit wads?" Ted asked.

"Easy. Get a small piece of paper and roll it up. Place it in a straw and spit." Dan said. "How can you not know how to make spit wads?"

"Ned and I don't spend time in class learning how to aggravate our teacher like you do. We actually take notes in class." Ted said.

"You actually sound boring! Anyway, here's your straw and paper." Dan handed Ned and Ted a straw and several pieces of paper. When the movie was starting, Dan threw a spit wad at the top of the screen. Ned and Ted were still struggling.

"Just look at me!" Dan yelled at them. Several people turned to stare at Dan. When they looked away, Dan demonstrated how to throw a spit wad. Ned understood and he shot one into the character's eye. Several people ignored it. Others thought they accidentally went to a 3-D movie. Ted threw one into the other character's mouth. Now the entire theater thought that the actor forgot to brush his teeth and the movie crew didn't catch the mistake. They all thought to cross Ben Werder off their favorite actors list.

At the end of the day, the workers in the cinema discovered that they were spit wads. They had a hard time scraping them off. One worker quit and 5 workers fell down and broke their arms.

27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

"Excuse me sir," Ted said, holding a collection plate. "Can you please contribute some money?'

The man grunted and said, "Get a job. And while you're at it, a life."

A woman who saw what happened said, "I agree with him. This is what happens when you don't go to college."

Ted's jaw dropped. "I did go to college!"

"Did you drop out? "

"No! Of course not!" But the woman walked away.

A few minutes later, Dan walked up to Ted. "Did you get any money?" Dan asked. Ted shook his head.

"Let me try!" Dan yelled. Ted gave the collection plate to Dan.

When a lady walked by Dan, he asked, "Can I please have some money please?"

The lady looked at Dan and said, "Of course! You poor little boy!" She handed Dan a five dollar bill. He smiled at her. She smiled back and walked away. Dan didn't see her pull out a cell phone.

*time lapse*

"Thank you!" Dan said to a man. He nodded and walked away. Then he saw the lady who gave him five dollars running towards him.

"It's okay!" She told Dan. "I told all of the people in my contacts to contribute some money to you. They're coming right now. I also called some people to put you in an orphanage. Whoever left you here is a cruel person!"

"You didn't need to do that!" Dan yelped. "I have people who take care of me! I'm just on a dare!"

The lady narrowed her eyes. "You are? Then I want my money back." She grabbed a handful of money and walked away quickly.

Ted looked at Dan. "How many money did you get? A dollar? Wow."

"You didn't get anything! And that lady took most of it!"

Ned said, "She probably doesn't like you."

28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Ted handed Dan and Ned a laser pointer. "Remember guys, don't leave it one area or else-"

"It will burn," Dan finished. "We know Ted!"

They walked into the theater. Dan shined it on the woman's eye. Several people screamed. Dan shined it on her clothes. They breathed a sigh of relief. Ned shined it on the man's forehead and started to make a picture with it. Ted's laser pointer alternated with Dan's and Ned's laser. Several children said "ooh" and "ah."

A few seconds later, a bark could be heard throughout the theater. A lady seated two rows behind Dan looked like she was struggling with something. Then, she let out a scream and let go of the dog leash. The dog ran around the rows and tried to bite someone, but everyone ran out. Animal control arrived five minutes later. They contained the dog (A.n. Something that I would disapprove of doing.) and took it away.

After the police questioned several people about the incident, they went towards Dan and the Starlings.

"Normally we would arrest someone who put on a laser light show, but you helped to reveal the dog with your lasers. We would like to thank you and give you a Medal of Honor," A police officer said. "People could have got hurt. Don't put on anymore laser light shows."

"Will do sir," Dan said, sounding like the Holts.

"Good." The police officer said, handing Ted a medal.

"What about us?" Ned and Dan asked.

"When I said you would get a medal, I meant that you will share." He walked away while talking into his walkie talkie.

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