Chapter 7

Me: YOSH! Ready to start the 7th chapter Raven?

Raven: nods

Me: NOW! We join our horny young ninjas while they are preparing for their PARTY!

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Kakashi led the long trail of ninja's up a long windy trail.

"Hay Kakashi? Why are we heading through this scary forest?" asked a trembling Naruto.

Kakashi replied without turning, "It's actually called the T.A.R.G.I.A.F.B.T.C.D.W.T. C.T.F.B.A.T. I.I.A.C.A.A.A.H.T.A.H.A.A.W.F.T.R.W. forest." Kakashi nodded smartly.

The entire group stopped with wearing WTF expressions.

Kakashi continued to explain, "It stands for turquoise and Raven got into a fight because they couldn't decide what to call the forest but agree that it is a creepy area and are happy they aren't here and are watching from the real world. Forest."

Most of the WTF expressions didn't go away. But Naruto being blonde smiled hotly and skipped ahead. The rest of the males appreciated this lovely view of the blonde's taut ass. Sasuke turned away hiding a blood nose.

"Hey Kakashi!" he demanded, "you are a GOLIATH pervert, why do you NOT have a blood nose?! Come on I mean even SHINO has one! Shino! Shino the impassive expressionless-"Sasuke was then bashed bloody by a ravenous Inuzuka. Every turned on Kiba. The WTF expressions were back. Kiba face turned bright red.

"Why is everyone staring?! He was insulting my teammate!"

Raven giggles evilly and whispers to Kakashi,

"Tease him…" Kakashi nods before asking,

"Is teammates all it is?" Kiba blushed harder before cursing,

"Damn, why are you teasing me Kakashi?!"

"'Cuz Raven told me too," everyone turned to face Kakashi hearing this.

"Raven?" asked a very emo Gaara, (like you wouldn't be emo if you had to marry the pink thing) "you mean the authoresses second persona?"

Kakashi nodded, "yup,"

"And WHY are you listening to her?!"

"Because I am a simple authoress-fearing man, who would like to like to 70 after having many test tube babies with preferably Naruto or someone as HOTT," Kakashi nodded cleverly.

"What?!" everyone screamed………with manliness.

Kakashi blinked at them, "Well the male reproductive organ is not suitable for holding children in, and so we use the power of SCIENCE to make-"

A foul mouthed Uchiha interrupted, "NO MAN WTF?! You are Hatake Kakashi Damnit! Why the FUCK are you scared of a little yaoi fan girl and her creepy second persona?!"

Kakashi uttered a girlish shriek.



Pointing a shaky finger at the Uchiha he whimpered, "Oh God, oh god, oh god! You-you speak evil- EVIL!! BLASIMEY! (sp?)" Kakashi screeched dancing about in circles, panicking. And just as they were all about to laugh, what Shino said next made them all freeze.

"Um…where's Naruto..?"

"OMG SHINO JUST SPOKE!" shrieked Kakashi who was still high. The more sane people had the decency to shriek, manlyly of course, what do you take them for? Weak girlish poufs?! I think not!

Anyway.

"NARUTO?!" the upset men rushed through the trying to find, what each of the claimed to be their blonde.

Neji: OMG where's my blonde?! He must be alone in the forest cold and alone! I will find you Naruto! Fate has destined it!

Sai: … maybe if I find Naruto-kun first he'll be so glad, he'll let me have my way with him……

Kiba: I wonder what Shino would look like naked…? Now where has that fox gotten off to!?

Shino: ……..bugs……….

Gaara: oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

Shikamaru: ..hn Naruto is so troublesome……. Trouble that's HOTT

Sasuke: MY DOBE! MY DOBE! MY DOBE! My find him and have my way with him before the authoress, finds him!

Kakashi: oh shit! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! The authoress is going to kill me for losing him!

Raven: OH SHIT! Where's turquoise?!

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Sorry about the ridiculously short chapter! I promise to update soon, I am just waiting for all those people to vote. At the moment the THREESOME is in the lead…..WOOT! Itachi is following close behind and Neji soon after. And yes the Akatsuki are visiting too! YEAH!

NOW REVIEW OR I'LL TELL TURQUOISE THAT YOUR CHOCOLATE PEOPLE AND SHE WILL EAT YOU!!

(Yes, this chapter was done by Raven as Turquoise went away for a while…..)

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