Today, I totally forgot to invite anyone, so … well … you'll have to make do with me…
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters.
Claimer: I do own Lucia, Mai, Chieko, Asuka and Danika, along with this story's plot, if you can call it that…
Chapter 7: Pervert
The next morning at six a.m. to Lucia's frustration and Tobi's nervousness, they were all standing by the stable again, and Nagato stepped forward. "Today, you will be in the same pairs, and you will change the hay and clean all the boxes from shit," he said, "Can you do that?" he asked, and Lucia smiled.
"Well, duh! Of course we can," she said and grabbed a hayfork. Itachi looked amused at her, and then they all separated into the different couples. Lucia looked suspiciously after Hidan and Asuka, though. One of the pairs I suspected has taken quite a large step. Now, only remains the others. I'm so glad I talked to Nagato about what couple should be where. This is real O.M.M, people!
"Are you coming, Lucia?" Itachi asked, and Lucia smiled. "Of course I am. Just thinking," she said and they walked to some boxes where she learned how to separate the hay and dirt. FUN! She smiled ironically at her own thought. Oh, well. It could've been worse, right? Oh, and you do know that my partner had to be Itachi because of his good looks, right? Oh, yeah. I'm selfish!
Mai smiled evilly at Deidara as he bent down to get the last stack of hay, and she kicked his ass, so he fell to the floor. "What the-" he started and then mock-glared at Mai. "Why you!" he said and grabbed her waist and threw her over his shoulder. "Hey!" Mai said shocked, "Put me down!" "Give me one reason," he said and his fingers started tickling the part of her stomach that he could reach. "Haha! Dei- hah! Hahaha! Deid- Sto- Haha! DEIDARA!" Mai bellowed and kicked him in what she thought was his gut, but a small scream of pain made her realize that she hit jackpot. Deidara bent forward and she fell on her ass with a small whimper.
"Sorry, Deidara! Are you okay?" Mai asked, and Deidara shot her another mock-glare. She raised an eyebrow. "It would be if you kissed it better," he said, and Mai blushed furiously. That was worse than anything Lucia had ever said. She took a deep breath, and then punched the back of his head. "You… You…PERVERT!" She bellowed with lack of better word. She then grabbed the hay and walked down to the last box of the night.
Mai: Yuck, Deidara!
Deidara: Oh, come on! You know you want to!
Mai: Oh, do I?
Deidara: Absolutely.
Mai: NOT! But anyways, since when was Lucia thinking?
Lucia: Since she ordered me to.
Mai: She?
Lucia: Yes, she.
Mai: You're weird…
Lucia: Yeah. Look who's talking.
Deidara: Did you just call Mai weird?
Lucia: Eh… YES!
Deidara: You should learn some manners.
Itachi: Back off, will you, Deidara?
Deidara: Why? What is she to you?
Silence
Me: Okay, that's as long as I'll let it go.
Itachi (whispering): Thank you.
Me (loudly): No problem, my friend! No need to thank.
Receiving death glare from mister Sharingan, and hearing some snickering in the background
Me: Anyways! Hope you enjoyed, and please review!
