A/N: Guys. Guys. I updated twice today! Do I get some kind of reward for not being as lazy as usual?
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"Professor."
"Hm."
"Why are we underground? Wouldn't it be less dangerous if we were above ground?" The blonde girl asked, stumbling over an oddly shaped rock.
The Doctor continued onwards, using his umbrella as a walking stick "Why would it be less dangerous?"
"If my nitro-9 goes off we'll be buried here forever." Ace grimaced, carefully manoeuvring her bag full of explosives around a particularly large tree root.
"Every place has its downside Ace." The Doctor said.
"…"
"…"
"Hey Professor."
"Yes?"
"Do you hear all that yelling?"
"From up there? That sounds just like I used to." The Doctor looked upwards to the source of the yelling. It really did sound like his most colourful regeneration.
"It sounds nothing like you." Ace complained, wincing at the shrill American accented screech.
"That sounds just like Peri!" the Doctor remarked in amusement.
Ace rolled her eyes "Who on earth is Per- "she was cut off by a heavy object crashing down onto her head.
"Ace! You found the present that Turlough got for me!" The Doctor exclaimed, rushing over to her as she rubbed the quickly forming bump on her head.
The glass bottle rolled down into her bag before shooting out attached to a canister of nitro-9.
"I should probably just stick with Earth ingredients."
