Annoying Houseguests

AN: If anyone noticed I changed the rating to T, it's less because of major changes and more because I wasn't sure if it should be K+ or T in the first place. There might be some swearing from Jane and Darcy, and some mild flirting, that's about it.

"Thor," Jane says, trying to stay calm, "I'm always glad when you visit, but bringing Loki is a different story."

"Like, hel-LO! He's evil!" Darcy exclaims.

"Believe me, I have no desire to stay with Thor and his lady friend," Loki says coolly. "I shall be on my way."

"No!" Thor exclaims, when Loki starts to walk away. "We shall stay together."

….

After some time spent arguing, everyone reluctantly agrees to stay under one roof. "So, um, make yourselves at home," Jane says, pointedly looking only at Thor. "We have Netflix, board games—"

"Have you any pop tarts?" Thor asks.

Jane laughs. "Of course, silly. I wouldn't forget your favorite snack."

"HORRAY!" Thor cheers. Loki rolls his eyes.

Unfortunately, Thor's cheering turns into a sneeze. Jane looks at Thor and realizes that he is shivering even though it's warm in New Mexico. "Are you alright?" Jane asks, concerned.

"It is just a lingering chill from the snow of Ohio," Thor says, unconcerned. Then he sneezes again.

"Are you sure you're alright?" Jane asks, still not convinced. "How about you take a warm shower, and then I'll make you some hot chocolate?"

"Is this so-called chocolate as good as pop tarts?" Thor asks doubtfully.

Jane smiles. "It's the best!"

Thor grins. "Then I shall shower!" With that, he leaves the room.

….

There is an awkward silence as Jane, Darcy, and Loki are now the only people in the room. They stand there in silence for a few seconds, when suddenly, their eardrums are blasted with singing from another room.

"Is that… Thor?" Darcy asks, trying not to laugh.

Jane looks horrified. "I hope not. He's never sung in front of me, and I would hope he's not that tone-deaf."

Loki chuckles. "You are mistaken then. Thor is certainly the worst singer in Asgard."

"Nooooo!" Jane wails, covering her ears with her hands as Loki and Darcy laugh at her. To make matters worse, Thor starts singing even louder!

"Where did Thor learn opera?" Darcy asks Loki, earning another groan from Jane.

Loki frowns. "Opera? This is an ancient Asgardian ballad."

"Oh, sorry. It's… nice," Darcy says.

Loki scoffs. "Only a stupid mortal would think Thor's singing nice. This is how it's supposed to sound." And with that, Loki starts quietly humming the same song, and with much better pitch then Thor.

Darcy's jaw drops. "Omg, you can sing!"

Loki glares at her. "Of course I can. I am a god." But secretly, Loki is glad Darcy likes his singing.

"Oookay, I'll start the hot chocolate then," Jane says, trying to ease the awkwardness. She gets out a cup, only for Loki to get angry.

"You would make Thor this drink and not me?! I AM A GOD! I DEMAND THIS DRINK OF CHOCOLATE!"

Jane crosses her arms. "Say please."

"WHAAAAT?!" "YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME THIS WAY?! I WILL TURN YOU INTO...INTO…" Loki trails off as he realizes he no longer has his powers. Unable to use magic on her, he does the next best thing.

….

Thor is humming to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. Upon entering, however, he is met with a strange sight. Loki and Jane are yelling and throwing marshmallows at each other! Thor looks to Darcy for an explanation, but as soon as she sees him, Darcy starts laughing like crazy and muttering something about "singing." More confused than ever, Thor is about to leave the kitchen, when he sees a piping hot mug of some liquid on the table. Deciding this must be the hot chocolate Jane promised him, Thor takes a sip. His eyes widen. "THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN POP TARTS!"