A/N: My first dabbling at a two-chapter (in this case anyway, perhaps multi-chapter arcs will happen in the future) arc. You'll see what I mean.


Chapter 7

ElectricLady12: *signs in* Come over.

Roses4Life: To your room? That's down the hall from mine? What are you getting on about, Larxene?

ElectricLady12: I've booked us a room in that low-key hotel in Traverse Town. The Honeymoon Suite. ;)

Roses4Life: Oh, indeed? We could most certainly use the getaway from our fellow Org. dolts.

ElectricLady12: That's what I was thinking!

Roses4Life: The sheer decadence of it! We could share a box of chocolate-covered cherries while I recite poetry to you. Keats, Browning, Wordsworth, Dickinson…

ElectricLady12: Which Browning?

Roses4Life: Both of them!

ElectricLady12: Ooooh! And we can pledge our love to the moon and stars…

Roses4Life: And all the other worlds, even the ones we don't care about…

ElectricLady12: To unite in love and pain…

Roses4Life: For all of time!

Pyromania: *signs in* Can I come along?

UWILLH8MYCAPS: *signs in* Aaaaaaay!

ElectricLady12: Marluxia, what is this?! I thought our chatroom was specifically password-protected so people like these twats wouldn't intrude!

Roses4Life: Er, yes…

ElectricLady12: What was the password you came up with?

Roses4Life: *sigh* 1112.

ElectricLady12: Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Pyromania: Uh-oh, Romeo, you're in trouble!

Roses4Life: Silence, you! Larx, I just thought it would be romantic to have our numbers joined together.

ElectricLady12: Your password might as well have been freaking 1-2-3! Ugh, I can't even think about looking at you right now. I'm gonna ask for a refund here, then I'm just teleporting back to my room. Over this!

*ElectricLady12 signs out*

UWILLH8MYCAPS: Shouldn't have had your number first in the pword, bro. A chick like Larxene needs to know that she's first all the time.

Roses4Life: I hope you're happy! I was going to have the best night in my life for months, and you go and ruin it by being the irksome pranksters you are.

Pyromania: That's what makes us so loveable! :D

UWILLH8MYCAPS: Don't tell me you haven't thought about hacking a password-protected chatroom!

Roses4Life: I WILL UNLEASH FIRE AND FURY ON THE BOTH OF YOU!

Pyromania: Hey, hey! I believe I'M the fire guy in the Org.

UWILLH8MYCAPS: And come on, Marl, you got more important priorities at the moment. Like saving your relationship?

*Pyromania and UWILLH8MYCAPS sign out*

Roses4Life: Larxene, I really am sorry. I normally wouldn't be this foolish, and I will give you so many bouquets to prove my love!

*Roses4Life signs out*


Years of Flowers

Marluxia

This is going to look sickeningly shameless, but anyone at the castle can see it: I'm a broken man. I have never been so close to the brink of destroying my relationship with Larxene. I've never seen her so angry. I will do what I can to rectify the situation, as it's mostly my fault in the first place for coming up with such a terrible password. However, it is highly evident to me that certain pranksters have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than to guess passwords to certain protected areas of this website!

P.S. Larxene, if you see this, I apologize immensely. This should never have happened.

Comments:

I shouldn't have freaked out on you like that…when we both know who's at fault. :( Oh, and apology accepted, honey! *heart eyes emoji*

Larxene

I…had thought it would take more work to win you back. You mean you weren't thinking about breaking up with me?! :)

Marluxia

Of course not! Who else can I share my passions with and take over the world with? Besides, I can never stay angry with you for long.

Larxene

As is usually the case, darling. Now, what to do about our little pests?

Marluxia

Uh, yeah, dude, we might be in trouble.

Roxas

Don't tell me I have to bail you guys out of a sitch again!

Xion


Tales of a Nobody Nothing

Roxas

Uh, yeah, Axel and I might need to reevaluate how we pull pranks, because we're better at dishing things out than taking them. We're currently hanging out at Twilight Town and making sure we're as far from HQ as possible at the moment. I'm typing this over at a web café, actually. Don't worry, guys, we'll come up with something good when Marluxia and Larxene try to retaliate against us. I can't tell you what it will be yet—and besides, do you think I'm going to spell out everything online like this?—but it will be epic!

That and it's been nice to hang with the old gang again!

Comments:

Hey, no problem, man! You guys are free to lay low here as long as you need.

Hayner

And thanks for introducing us to your BFF! Lea is def. way cooler than Axel!

Pence

Uh, dude, I'm literally both Lea and Axel in one. I just go by Axel to most everyone—except friends—cuz it's easier at this point.

Axel

But you don't go around kidnapping people in front of other people (i.e. us) anymore, so that makes you different, right?

Pence

Suuuuuuure. Thanks for the ice cream earlier btw, you know I'm always down for some sea-salt!

Axel

Why are you guys all talking to each other like this when I'm the only one back at the usual spot, and you're all at the web café right now? *thinking face emoji*

Olette

We were just in the middle of a campaign, you wouldn't understand. :P

Hayner

Yeah, those orcs mean serious biz-ness this time!

Pence

Nerds! XP

Olette

Well, we know where you're at, so we might as well portal over right now! :)

Larxene

Patience, love. Remember to stay true to good form. We'll wait for them to return, and THEN, we will launch our surprise attack.

Marluxia

You do realize we can read all this, right? -_-

Roxas

Oh, we will so pwn you!

Axel

Guys, I'll meet up and work on strategy with you soon!

Xion

Cool, cool. But, me and the guys really need to torch these orcs' asses right now. The fate of the realm is at stake!

Roxas

Nerds!

Xion


Hell (Still) Hath Fury

Axel/Lea

K, I just want to get this out of my system: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA JENKINS!

Comments:

Erm, I haven't tinkered with the time machine in quite a while.

Vexen

*facepalm* The dad humor is strong with this one.

Sora

And the use of that meme would mean we failed epicly. Our WoW campaign today actually went over pretty well, I thought.

Pence

^Got some pretty sweet weapon upgrades, too! :D

Hayner

Do we bring back Rick Rolls while we're at it? :P

Riku


A/N: Well, pop culture must have died in 2007 or I'm heavily dating myself with all these references...Oh well! Yes, this is the start of, as you might have guessed, a bit of a prank war. What craziness will ensue? Hm...

I wanted Larxene and Marluxia to have that Team Rocket dynamic going on, thus the weird vow to each other. I was also trying to not play their argument too much for laughs, because I didn't want to seem as though I was making fun of a relationship by making it toxic. You see it in old cartoons, it's not great. So a bit of a subversion there.

And once again, my update schedule will be sketchy, this time no thanks to more work hours. Nothing's more of a motivation killer for me than being tired from work. But, I'll try to persevere and get far enough ahead to do a two-chapters-an-update format whenever I do update. I hope to update on at least a weekly basis. I hope you all can bear with me, and if you do, thank you for understanding!