So…the Spider-Men had assembled an amassable army. They all met up in the underground sector of Parker Industries and discussed where they were going next. They all spread out to other universes to build an even stronger army, and one of these universes was a universe…of pirates.

Ol' Web-Beard the pirate was known across the seven seas for his scraggly white beard that looked like a cobbled up mess of webs. Back when he was a young lad, he was raised by his uncle and aunt. That changed when his aunt and uncle were slaughtered for hoarding a treasure chest that was originally owned by the Captain Kravinoff.

Web-Beard couldn't help but watch as his aunt and uncle were murdered and the treasure his swashbuckling deceased parents had been taken. Web-Beard searched the seven seas for both that very same treasure and to retrieve treasure back for other who had their stuff stolen by the …for a price, of course. He had to support his crew.

But to Captain Kravinoff piracy was a family trade. The original Captain Kravinoff was a Russian aristocrat who had grown bored of his fancy life and took to hunting in the African jungles, but he eventually grew bored of that too. Nothing satisfied him…until he took to murdering a captain of a pirate group off the shore of Africa. He took control of the crew and the rest became a legend. The next in line to lead was Captain Sergei, or as he prefers to go by, the fearsome Kraven.

Hunting the seven seas for treasure and to feel the rush of murdering fellow marauders was a Kravinoff tradition by now and one that he took much pleasure in. It was he who killed Peter's elderly aunt and uncle those years ago when he was just a mere teenager.

Web-Beard knew that he was now going to take on the fearsome Kraven in a duel to the death. He finally located where Kraven's pirate ship was dormant. So he took to finding his way there to finish off what the old pirate had started.

His ship sailed across the sea searching for the insane pirate captain's ship. One of Web-Beard's crew peaked around with a spyglass and he spotted something in the horizon, "I got something, captain!"

Web-Bear marched over with his one peg leg and he snagged the spyglass, "Hand that over, m'hearty! It could be Captain Kraven's ship!"

He took a look, and the symbol on the flag was indeed the logo of the Kravinoff Crew. He threw the spyglass and pointed at the ship, "AVAST! WE'VE FOUND THE ENEMY!"

Across the water, Kraven noticed the approaching ship. He thrusted his hookhand at it and yelled, "Arrrrgh, we've got an approaching vessel! Stay sharp!"

His crew flooded the deck and the canons popped out of the sides of the large ship. Web-Beard noticed the cannons and yelled to his crew, "PREPARE YER CANNONS! HE'S GOIN' ALL OUT!"

The ships finally approached each other and began firing their cannons. Web-Beard continued his barrage of firing until he swung over to Kraven's ship using a rope.

He slowly walked over to Kraven and pointed his sword at the salty seadog, "Yharrgh, so it comes to this. I'll finish what yer family started years ago!"

Kraven pointed his sword as the wispy-bearded pirate and growled, "I've got me a secret weapon! Yar! Yer crew don't stand a chance!"

Web-Beard stared at the old pirate and asked, "And what be that?"

"Behold!" Kraven exclaimed as he pointed his sword to a door, "Me greatest ally!"

Out from the door walked a metallic flaming monster. It was…Molten Man! Each step he took left burn marks on the wooden planks that made up the ship's floor. Web-Beard looked at the walking, flaming monster and he tried to stab it, but his swords melted on contact. He ran back to his hip and said, "ALL ME CREW BE READY! START FIRIN'!"

Kraven turned to his crew and commanded the same thing. The crew of each pirate began to swing onto each other's decks and began sword fighting, or just general gun fighting with their flintlocks. Molten Man stomped over to one of Web-Beard's crew and grabbed him by the neck.

The pirate struggled and eventually got out of the metal grasp but his neck was scorching hot. Other pirates looked at the flaming monster and were about ready to abandon ship. They were no match for the supposed "secret weapon."

But luckily for the opposing crew, a fellow Spider-Man had shown up just in time. It was Supaidaman! He dropped down from a wormhole and saw the pirates of Web-Beard's crew retreating, "Pirates?! This is most bizarre!"

Web-Beard waddled over to the strangely dressed foreign man and asked, "Yarrrr, who be you?"

"I am the protector of great justice Spider-Man!" The ever so overdramatic hero answered, "And who might you be?"

"I be Web-Beard the pirate! The only hero on these here Seven Seas!" the captain replied with much enthusiasm, "Now why are ye here?"

Supaidaman answered, "I am from another dimension! I am here to prove the justice of our culture! Now telling by your red and blue pirate gear and the name you must be the Spider-Man of this dimension. I must request your he—"

The pirate interrupted the Japanese purveyor of justice, "Yehargh, maybe later. I'm battling me arch-foe who killed me aunt and uncle years ago!"

Supaidaman thought, "I too lost a family to foes of villainy…I must let this one get his revenge just as I did!" He then said, "Yes of course! Do you need help?"

The scraggly pirate nodded, "Why yes! Me foe has a man on fire helpin' him, and we can't take 'im down!"

Supaidaman looked at Molten Man and formed an idea, "A man on fire you say? Then we shall drench this man into the ocean!"

Web-Beard smiled at that idea, "That be brilliant! But wait…how are we gonna do that?"

Supaidaman thought for a bit but then he realized the ship's cannons, "Aim at him with your cannons! Give him all you have got and do not relent in the name of justice!"

Web-Beard then commanded his crew to go below the deck and take fire at Molten Man. They obliged and went below. Molten Man looked around at the now empty deck and growled. He looked over at Web-Beard's ship and began to approach it.

Captain Kraven laughed, "Yes! Get them on their own ship! Burn it down!"

Molten Man made his way towards Web-Beard's shop but was met with cannon fire. The cannonballs hit him and melted into his molten skin. Each one pushed him back until the final one hit and he was shoved into the ocean water.

The Web-Beard's crew began to rejoice until another wormhole opened and a man dressed in black and riding a motorcycle rode out. He landed on Kraven's deck and stopped. Kraven looked at the motorcycle and said, "Yehargh! A metallic horse! It be a sign of the apocalypse."

Supaidaman pointed at his motorcycle riding rival and said, "No! It is much worse! It's my rival, Venom!"

And it was indeed Earth-51778's Venom. He looked at Supaidaman and sneered, "Well, well, well…I haven't seen you since you escaped our dimension Takuya."

Supaidaman crossed his arms and sneered right back, "Go home, Venom! This is no place for you! We must save the multiverse and then we can settle our rivalry when it's over."

Venom chortled and crossed his arms as well, "Never! You cannot run from what is greater than you, Spider-Man! I will finish this and prove to you that I am better than you. There is nothing you can do to stop me either! Hahahahahaha!"

Web-Beard asked, "Be this a problem?"

"He is no problem to me! Go and finish your revenge! I can handle…Venom." Supaidaman replied as he got ready for a fight. Web-Beard and his crew charged towards Kraven and his crew. The sound of swords clashing and flintlocks being shot filled the air.

Venom and Supaidaman instead decided hand to hand was the best way to fight. They traded punches and kicks for a good while until Supaidaman webyanked the villain and spun him onto the opposing ship. Venom knocked into his motorcycle and yelled, "Noooooo! You've damaged my bike! I must have it repaired…we shall meet again, Spider-Man! And when we do, I will make sure that it will be the last time that we will meet!"

Supaidaman brushed himself off and mocked Venom, "Now it's you who's running from me!"

Venom growled and rode back into another wormhole. Web-Beard and Kraven were caught in a sword duel. Their swords clashed and Web-Beard yelled, "You will pay fer killin' me aunt n' uncle! I will have me treasure where it rightfully belongs."

Kraven laughed, "Never ever, Web-Beard! I will make me escape now!"

Web-Beard pulled out his flintlock and took aim at Kraven's head, "No. It's over now." He then fired and watched as the captain fell to the ground. He was clearly dead.

Web-Beard then commanded his crew, "Take out the rest of his crew or bring 'im into ours! Then try to find that treasure!"

Supaidaman walked over to Web-Beard and asked, "Look, there's somebody out there trying to kill all of us associated with spiders, or webs in this multiverse. You could help us try to stop the threat that is trying to kill us all!"

Web-Beard nodded, "You have me and my crew."

A wormhole opened and Supaidaman said, "Then come with me."

Web-Beard first commanded before leaving, "Find me treasure! And me second is now in command while I'm gone!"

They both walked into the wormhole…

Back in Earth-13, Mysterio was still trying to merge 616 with this world. He had the smartest villains calculating how to do it and reporting to him was Doctor Octopus.

"Well the results have come in, and it'd take just too much manpower to manage." Ock explained, "Merging a dimension takes a lot of time and effort with mere technology."

Mysterio turned to the stout scientist and discarded his opinion, "Oh please. I have more than just mere technology! I have cosmic powers beyond such nonsense! Start the merging!"

"It'd be inadvisable and would take a long time! I can't condone i—" Otto was trying to say before Mysterio shut him up, "You're Doctor Octopus! Act like it!"

"You forced me into this. I learned what it was like being a hero when I gave Spider-Man his body back." Ock replied as he tried to stop Beck, but Mysterio just pushed him away and he was surrounded by even more Mysterios, "Silence! You have no power over me! You were my boss for the Sinister Six, but now I am the boss! Remember it!"

Otto got back up and nodded, "Of course…I'm sorry, Mysterio. We'll start the merging even if it'll take days if not weeks."

Mysterio folded his hands, "We have the time in the multiverse my dear doctor. No Spiders would dare confront me when I'm this powerful."

The machine turned on and a small rift appeared. It was just a small crack, and was hardly noticeable. Otto pointed to the tiny rift and said, "When this thing opens wide enough, then this dimension will merge with 616 just as you asked."

Mysterio looked at the rift curiously, "And what might if this were to shut?"

"Then 616 will be cut from this dimension entirely perhaps. Maybe it would result in a total multiversal explosion that will instead kill us all. Or maybe nothing? It's unpredictable is what it is, and I wouldn't advise shutting it under any circumstances." Otto explained. Mysterio asked another question, "What happens if a person is shoved inside?"

"They will either be transported to Earth-616 or will have each and every single one of the molecules torn up throughout the spacetime continuum and then they'll reform…who knows where? Again, it's not advisable." Otto explained.

Mysterio then got a devious idea, "Perhaps I can shove Spider-Man in there and end this charade and move on with the rest of my life."

Back in Earth-616, the effects of Mysterio's rampage were felt. Peter was about to head into another universe himself until he was suddenly in Madame Webb's domain once again.

"Oh great…" he thought to himself, "now what?"

Madame Web appeared in front of him and said, "Mysterio's power is growing stronger, you and your army must hurry."

Spider-Man shook his head, "I'm trying, but it seems like wherever I go not only are Mysterio's men waiting, so are Otto's men! It takes time!"

A window appeared and Madame Web waved her hand at it, "Look through this window through time. A crack has appeared and is slowly opening."

Peter had to ask, "What does that mean?"

Madame Web looked at him and replied, "Need I spoonfeed you like a child? It means Mysterio is merging the universe in which he has power with this one. Perhaps by then his power would have grown. The Uni-Power is the power that stretches all around the universe…and if his universe grew? Then his power may grow stronger…but this may help us as well."

"What do you mean?" Peter inquired.

"There is a Uni-Power here in this universe. If you can use that against Mysterio, you'll both be equal in power!" Madame Web explained, "Maybe then you will be able to finish Mysterio before he merges all the universes and conquers them."

"Why can't the Avengers or Doctor Strange handle this? I'm used to stopping bank robberies, not multiversal threats!" Peter wondered as he prepared for this mission.

The window vanished and Web explained, "Because only you know how to defeat Mysterio. He is your foe…but do not worry. They will get involved as well soon. But for now, this is your fight."

Peter sighed and accepted that answer, "Oh alright. If you don't mind, I have to get going Earth-982."

Madame Web smirked when he mentioned that dimension, "Ahhh…there will be a surprise and possible future waiting for you there. Have fun…"

Peter then appeared back in his lab and he scratched his head, "Sheesh, can't a guy get a moment of peace?"

Meanwhile, the Superior Spider-Man was having problems of his own. He marched around his makeshift lab beneath his destroyed Parker Industries building, "How do I destroy Spider-Man? His army is expanding much faster than man! It's impossible!"

Earth-51778's Venom rode in through a wormhole and said, "We don't need numbers!"

Otto looked at Venom and sighed, "And what do you suggest, Edowādo?"

Edowado suggested, "We go to them while they fend off their dimensional threat. We sneak in and take their victory from under them. We will be the true victors and we shall receive the praise. They'll be our defense as we go in on the offense. They'll never know they led us to victory."

Otto actually liked that idea, "That's not a bad idea. I might even say its genius. Not as much as myself, but still…"

Venom's helmet formed a crude grin, "Excellent, Takuya will not only be proven my inferior strength-wise, but also intellectually. My suit and I are pleased with this outcome."

They both laughed after their discussion and began to prepare…