Chapter 6 - Queen Voldie!
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Chapter 6 - Wasn't He Supposed To Be Using Roses
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Chapter 6 - It Was Either That Or Cow Pies
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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Pansy laughed, in a semi-evil-but-not-really kind of way, "All this energy for Queen Voldie! Ha ha ha!"
"Um…I can't believe I'm doing this again," Sailor Tonks said, "In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
"Yeah! And I'll flame your sorry butt too!" Sailor Ginny yelled.
"You can't stop me!" Pansy yelled, before something hit her in the back of the head, "OW!" She turned to see Tuxedo Remus, she picked up the rock, and threw it back at him.
"Wasn't he supposed to be using roses?" Sailor Hermione asked.
"I couldn't find any of them," Sailor Chibi Rune replied, "So I improvised."
((PAUSE))
"Rocks?" Mamoru yelled.
"It's only two letters different from roses," Rune said, "It was either that or cow pies. I figured rocks were better."
"What the hell is a cow pie," Pansy asked.
"Um…"
((PLAY))
The Sailor Wannabes watched as Tuxedo Remus and Pansy continued throwing rocks at each other.
"Should we go find Sailor Jupiter?" Sailor Hermione asked.
"You just want to find Harry because he's you're boyfriend," Sailor Tonks said.
"Yep."
"Wait!" Sailor Tonks yelled, "Then that means that he's one of the cross-dressing straight guys that the summary warned us about!"
((PAUSE))
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! There was nothing in the contract about having to cross-dress," Harry said.
"Yes there was," Rune said, pulling out the contract Harry had signed, and a really big magnifying glass, "It's right here." Harry used the magnifying glass to read the fine print.
"Section B, Paragraph 32. The signer of this contract will wear whatever the authoress so wishes as long as it is for the story. Damn," Harry said.
"Didn't you wonder why it went from paragraph 31 to paragraph 33?" Rune asked.
"I kinda thought it was a misprint," Harry said.
"I d nt misprnt," Rune yelled.
"You just did."
"Damn."
((PLAY))
"OW! DAMMIT! STOP THROWING THE ROCKS!" Tuxedo Remus yelled, throwing one rock at Pansy, as another one hit him in the head.
"YOU STARTED IT!" Pansy yelled back, throwing two more rocks.
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Pansy - Jadite
Tonks - Sailor Moon
Ginny - Sailor Mars
Remus - Tuxedo Kamen
Hermione - Sailor Mercury
Rune - Sailor Chibi Moon
