Hello everyone I realized I haven't updated this story in forever, I apologize I was running out of ideas of what to write. So I got this idea while watching Naruto Shippuden; when Sasuke gathers his peoples and goes out to find Itachi. Right now I'm watching the fight between Jiraiya and Pain. I know I'm hella behead in the episodes but I read a lot of spoilers so I more or less know what's going on currently. Anyway before I continue to ramble this is a Suigetsu/Karin.
Disclaimer: I own nada sadly
"Hello American welcome once again to the Tsunade Show!" audience cheers as the hostess is sitting crossed leg in her chair.
"Today will be an interesting show for one I don't have my sake….again and two we decided to give a three in one special which includes a lie detector, DNA test, and finally the green room."
"So the lucky guest today is Karin, everyone please welcome Karin!"
Audience claps as the camera shows Karin; she is 20 with red hair, glasses, with redish eyes.
Tsunade turns to her "well miss lucky, don't you get the special treatment today."
Karin crosses her arms "I'm just here to prove to a point to a dumbass."
"It's the same old story on this show but it never gets old seeing the reaction on all your faces" she laughs.
"Look I just want that asshole to feel stupid for denying everything."
Tsunade raises an eyebrow "everything? Like what?"
"My child for starters and this mess is his entire fault."
"It takes two to tango."
"Karin you're a manipulative evil bitch!" all turn their attention to the screen that's between Tsunade and Karin. The screen shows a young man of 20 with white hair and streaks of light blue. He had purple eyes and one of his K-9 teeth sticks out of his lip.
She stands and glares at the screen "ya well you're a beeping dip-beep!"
"Takes one to know one."
"Come out here and say it to my face!"
"I would but I rather not be near your face again!"
"Who the hell wants to be near yours!"
The two kept yelling and cussing each other out and the argument got so heated Karin had her face so close to the screen it looked like she was kissing it.
Tsunade looks at the audience, Shizune, and finally sighs. She slams her hand on the small table next to her, "HEY!"
Karin and Suigetsu jump slightly and look at the enraged women.
"OK, Sharkboy and Lavagirl calm your asses! You" she points at Karin "sit down!" Then she points at Suigetsu "and you get out here now!"
Both didn't hesitate and did what they were told. Karin sat down, Suigetsu came out, and Tsunade stood to greet him while the audience cheered. The fighting would continue on the stage this time is what everyone thought.
Tsunade shakes hands with Suigetsu and sits down. Before Suigetsu sat down he glared at Karin and she gladly glared back. He aims to grab the chair but before he could move it Karin gives him a good kick on the leg. He winces in pain but grabs his chair and moves it very far away.
"I'd offer you sake but the damn producer wouldn't let me have any."
Suigetsu shrugs "it's fine just as long as I'm not near her for long."
"Keep talking and I'll make sure you won't have any more children."
"Oh are you gonna scare away all the women that talk to me, like you did last time?"
Karin blushes a little "w-what I d-didn't do that, don't beeping flatter yourself!"
He rolls his eyes "whatever you say."
Karin is fuming and Tsunade steps in, "so shall we start from the beginning? Tell me your side of the story."
Karin glares at Suigetsu "gladly that bastard denies we spent some nights together which results in him denying my child."
He groans "yes we had sex like what twice?"
Tsunade crosses her legs "you know it can only take one time?"
"I'm aware of that but I wouldn't be so doubtful if she wasn't a lying, conniving, soul less person!"
"I'm not conniving! You're just beeping gullible asshole!"
"The hell I am! Explain Halloween and the damn corn field!"
"It's not my fault you weren't paying attention!"
"You beeping left me behind!"
"I did not!"
"You did so you could be with your "precious" Sasuke-kun!"
Karin blushes again "I-I did n-not! What the hell are you talking about dumb ass!"
"If it weren't for Juugo I would have never gotten out!"
"Well pay attention next time smart ass!"
"HEY!" both jump at the sudden outburst form Tsunade.
"If you two can't shut up for more than 10 seconds I swear to some powerful being I will kick both your asses!"
Silence on set until the audience cheers some screaming "this is better than a movie!" and "glad I come to watch this show!" other pulled out snakes and drinks form where? Who knows but back to the silent umm people on set.
Tsunade sighs "ok now you Sharkboy tell me your side of this."
Suigetsu mimics Karin, "gladly this woman was extremely jealous that her "precious" Sasuke was dating this one chick what was her name again?"
"Hinata?" Tsunade asks.
"Ya her anyway Karin being her evil self was out to try and make Sasuke jealous. So there was a party and I was told by her that she didn't want to go alone so I went with her. Drinks and more drinks lead one thing to another now finally we're here."
"Your doubtful because?"
"Who knows what other guys she could have asked the same thing. Plus she's tried countless of times to get rid of me just so she could be alone with Sasuke."
"I do not!"
"You freaking do!"
"You have no proof beep-face!"
"I beeping despise you!"
"Well that makes two of us!"
"GREEN ROOM DAMN IT!"
"Wait what?" both were confused but the footage of Karin and the decoy was being played.
Green Room
Karin was sitting crosses leg with a female decoy. The decoy asks Karin what she was here for.
"To prove to an idiot, who I have the displeasure of knowing, that I wasn't with anyone else when I got pregnant."
"Were you?"
"No I wasn't."
"Tell me was it that guy with blue and white hair."
"Sadly that's him and if he would just shut up from time to time he would be somewhat decent person."
"He seems pretty sexy to me."
Karin glares at her "watch what you say."
"I thought you weren't with him, if you're in here that has to be the case."
"W-Well I'm not but still."
"Still what, do you like him?"
"Y-You're crazy!"
"Hmmmm well then I guess you wouldn't mind if I asked him for his number then" the decoy smiles sweetly at her.
Karin smirks at her "he wouldn't go for someone like you anyway."
"Oh really? That's funny because he seemed to like just fine enough to give me his number already."
Karin said nothing but glared at the girl, she was very pissed off.
The screen goes black for a second before Suigetsu is shown in the green room with a male decoy.
Suigetsu was staring at the ceiling bored when the decoy asks him about the test.
"Eh can't say I failed there was nothing to hide."
"Who did you come with?"
"A red head that has a heart that is as cold as the Antarctic."
"Well she has a nice body wouldn't mind tapping that."
Suigetsu laughs "trust me don't waste your time she won't fall for just any guy."
The decoy made it seem as though he was texting "then tell me why I'm texting her now?"
Suigetsu stops laughing and nearly falls out his seat "you're what!"
Decoy chuckles "what do you know she digs me too."
Suigetsu was stunned but quickly shook it off and acted as though he didn't care.
"Well she's not serious; she has a kid to think about."
"Yea she just said if I met her kid first then we could go out."
At this Suigetsu stands up his fists balled, "like beeping hell I'm gonna let you do that."
The screen goes black and the two young adults were shocked. Tsunade smiles triumphantly at finally getting the two to shut up. She looks at Kakashi their special ops expert, "so can you tell us what happen next?"
She looks at the audience to see Kakashi reading his book again.
"Kakashi damn it! Put that away or I will throw this table at you!"
Kakashi looks up from his book, "eh? Sorry did you say something Tsunade?"
What he got in response was the small table being hurled at him and the nearby people. Both he and the audience jumped out the way which caused a lot of noise from the yelling and the cracking of the table and chair.
Kakashi stands up dusting himself off "uhh so who should we talk about first?"
Tsunade crosses her arms and glares at him "next time it will hit your head. Anyway why don't we start with Sharkboy?"
"Right well as you saw he was none too pleased when the child was involved. A fight almost broke out we managed to get him out before he threw a punch at our decoy."
Karin looks at Suigetsu "why the hell were you so concerned?"
"Why the hell were you jealous of the girl who had my number?"
"She was full of herself."
"Great you can relate to that."
"You son of a-"
"Kakashi! Continue" Tsunade interrupts Karin.
"With the girls we also had to remove her as well seeing as her anger almost resulted in a cat fight with the decoy."
"Thank you Kakashi you may go now."
Kakashi nods and walks off carefully watching his back to make sure Tsunade didn't throw another object at him.
Tsunade clears her throat "well might as well get these lie detectors out of the way, Shizune!"
Audience cheers as Shizune hands Tsunade the results. "Alright then Karin you were asked were you with anyone else other than Suigetsu? You said no and the lie detector determined you're telling the truth."
"Beeping told you!"
"You were asked do you hate Suigetsu? You said yes and the lie detector determined that was a lie."
Karin blushed and Suigetsu was confused. Tsunade continues "you were asked do want to be with Suigetsu you said no and the lie detector determined that was a lie."
He looks at Karin in shock while she looks at anything but him or Tsunade.
Tsunade smirks "moving on. Suigetsu you were asked do you wish to be the father of Karin's daughter? You said yes and the lie detector determined you were telling the truth."
"You were asked were you ever jealous of the attention Karin gave to Sasuke? You said no and the lie detector determined that was a lie."
Know it was Karin's turn to look at Suigetsu in surprise but he looked away, slight blush on his cheeks.
"You were asked do you hate Karin you said yes and the lie detector determined that was a lie."
The audience cheers after the results and Tsunade calls for the DNA results seeing how the young adults on set were too stunned to say anything.
"Ok now this is the icing on the cake!" she waves the DNA results in the air and the cheers very loudly.
"Alright then in the case of Karin's daughter, Suigetsu…..you ARE the father!"
After those words Karin snaps out of her trace and jumps up "ha! I told you! Who's the bitch now!"
Tsunade stands and looks at the audience "well that's our show today! Thank you everyone and tune in for our next one!" audience stands as well cheering and screaming.
Back Stage
Karin is holding her daughter and staring at Suigetsu.
He sighs "I'm sorry."
Karin hands him their daughter who is currently sucking on her pacifier.
Suigetsu smiles at her and Karin says "you know I wouldn't let a stranger meet her I'm not retarded."
"I know I should have known better."
"Well at least you look out for her."
"Ya well now I have two girls to look after."
Karin blushes "I-I guess you do."
End what you think? Please leave me a review or PM me I want to know your thoughts. How it could be better, what to change, any couples? I'm running out of couples. If your favorite couple hasn't been introduced or has been paired with some else let me know. I'm sure I could find some way to make it work. Thanks everyone :D
