Chapter 7: Redneck Joe's Departure

Later that night, all the Griffins were asleep. That is, until they heard a loud motor roaring into their backyard. They even heard a crunching noise, and the noise subsided.

"Peter…what was that?" Lois asked with concern.

"Ah, don't worry about that," Peter said. "I'll bet Quagmire's just having another shindig at his house."

Lois went down to the basement around 11:30 to do the laundry. Also, she wondered why Redneck Joe had not come upstairs yet. To her surprise, Redneck Joe was in his underwear while fixing his truck!

"Top of the marnin'," Redneck Joe greeted. "Just fixin my truck."

"How did you get your truck in here? We don't have a boat door," Lois said, sounding a bit disgusted.

"Had to tear dat there wall down," Redneck Joe said, pointing to a large space where a wall had once been. Lois gasped in shock. That apparently was the crunching noise that had been made the night before.

"What gives you the right to tear down our house?" she yelled.

"Cause, I gotta fix my truck," Redneck Joe said.

"But this is not your house! It's rude! If you want to fix your truck so bad, do it in the driveway or in the garage!" Lois complained.

"Hail no," Redneck Joe said, continuing to fix his truck. "Driveway's too damn hot and garage ain't got the same big space as basement."

"I think you've overstayed your welcome," Lois said. "By the end of the day, you'd better get that wall back in place, and you'd better have you, your truck, and all these damn guns outta Quahog!"

"Whutever," muttered Redneck Joe. "I'll do it as soon as my truck's finished being fixed."

"How long will that take?" sighed Lois.

"Like I said, 'bout a week or so."

"OUT! OUT! Get out you dumb redneck!" Lois screamed. With that, Redneck Joe packed his bags, fixed the wall, got his guns, and drove out of Quahog. Family Guy never saw Redneck Joe ever again.