Come Together

Chapter 7

By Shadowgate

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Nelly swung her sword but Wendy ducked avoiding decapitation. Nelly then became annoyed and took another swing slashing Wendy's arm.

Wendy screamed but then retaliated by hitting Nelly over her head with her nun chucks. Nelly felt dizzy like she had a concussion.

Wendy yelled "I'm going to strangle you to death."

Wendy puts Nelly in a neck lock.

Little did Wendy know that a nemesis was not far behind, he'd finished talking to her boyfriend 10 minutes prior.

WHACK

Wendy fell unconscious.

Nelly was able to free herself quickly. When she looked up she saw a blond kid with a sinister smile.

"You look familiar" Nelly said.

The evil one replied "I'm Professor Chaos. I grew tired of being a goody two-shoes in front of grownups and I grew tired of being seen as a sissy boy by other kids."

Nelly said "I know you, you're Butters Stotch."

Butters replied "yes indeed and now that we have the number one feminist unconscious you and I could become allies."

Nelly asked "What on earth makes you think we'll become allies especially when we're both at the opposite ends of a spectrum? The last interaction I recall with you was when you kicked me twice in the twat Stotch. I called for the mass breakup and you retaliated by convincing all the boys to show their privates."

Butters explained "well I didn't hate Wendy until she ripped my asshole in two for being a Kardashian fan. Now I've come to realize that you are her enemy as well."

Professor Chaos held out his right hand.

Nelly took his right hand into her right hand.

Professor Chaos said in a deep voice "oh how delightful it is to hold a girl's hand for upon the day of the mass breakup my girlfriend from the far north broke my heart."

Nelly stated firmly "our mass breakup plan wasn't limited to one small rightwing town south of Denver Colorado."

Professor Chaos started to choke up and struggled to ask "what if you could be with someone as evil and angry as you are? I know how you altered that list about the boy's looks. I was used as the blabbermouth to get the boys interested."

Suddenly three boys approached Butters and one of them yelled "you'll never find love with her and you made a bad move knocking out my girlfriend."

Professor Chaos turned to see Toolshed, Super Craig, and Wonder Tweek.

Super Craig yelled "give it up Chaos, you can't win. You making us expose our dicks was a funny stunt but we're sure as hell not going to tolerate your evil plans."

Professor Chaos took a swing at Super Craig and missed. Super Craig retaliated with a punch straight to the gut knocking the air out of Chaos.

Upon seeing her newest ally lose the battle Nelly said "I've got to get home for dinner."

Bebe yelled out "not so fast bitch!"

Nelly turned to see three girls and realized they were coming after her like the three boys came after Professor Chaos.

Nelly asked "what do you bitches want?"

Bebe answered "you made a mistake by opposing Wendy. I realize you got a power rush when we altered the list but no way was I going to let you kill my best friend."

Nelly then scoffed before saying "you held Stan and Wendy at gun point on the school roof."

Bebe yelled "shut up" and punched Nelly in the face.

Nelly's nose started bleeding and she started crying.

In the meantime Super Craig took hold of Professor Chaos and asked him "are you alright, can you breathe Butters?"

Suddenly the defeated one caught his breath and barely answered "yes."

Super Craig pulled out a pair of real metal handcuffs and cuffed Butters right hand.

Super Craig ordered "hands behind your back" to which Professor Chaos complied.

Super Craig handcuffed his left hand and told him "you're under arrest."

To Be Continued