Just a reminder, we don't own Twilight.
Emily POV
"DUMMM DUM DAH DUM...... DAH DAH DUMM DUM DUM DUM DUUUMMMM!!!" Maddie screamed, so I could tell she was bored. Whenever she's bored and she wants to do something, she screams out whatever song she thinks of first.
"Well what do you want to do?" I asked. "We could go swimming, skateboarding, ooh! I like skateboarding. One time I watched Nathan skateboard!" Nathan is our cousin, by the way. (Authors note: he really is Maddie's brother) "And then, after he did it, he ate an asparagus! I don't like asparagus. Remember when Aunt Deanne made some sautéed asparagus? It was sorta mushy. I don't-"
"I BOUGHT AN RV!!!!!" Emmett yelled, running through the door, literally. The wood was in pieces all over the living room. I glared at him evilly. He stopped me in the middle of my talking.
Alice peeked out the window to see it, and skipped out the door. We heard lots of booms and bangs, and things moving around and then it got eerily quiet. Too quiet. I could smell the Alice-ness from here. I got up and dragged Maddie by her nose outside to see Alice admiring it from afar.
The RV was pink with purple and blue spirals running up and down the length of it. She had somehow even managed to paint the tires pink, too. I was frightened to see what she had done to its inside.
Emmett came out, saw the RV, and stopped dead in his tracks, then collapsed onto the ground, face first. I don't know what happened to him after that, but he seemed to be having an epileptic fit, or something.
"They, used to have orange flames," he muttered, just loud enough for me and Maddie to hear.
I kept my mouth shut as I opened the door to the RV and I was shocked to see what was inside. The whole interior was pink with purple and blue objects scattered around, mainly stuffed animals. I sat on one of the frilly couches which happened to be really, really comfy. It was huge, of course to fit all of the Cullens, plus about five more.
"Okay guys, go pack your stuff," Alice chirped.
Everyone exited the RV except for just me and Maddie. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked.
"It depends, what are you thinking?" she replied.
"ROAD TRIP!" I shouted.
"Oh, I was thinking about a tuna sandwich. Now I want one."
"Too bad, we have to pack!" I said as I materialized the both of us back home. I pulled out a lime green suitcase and packed the basic essentials, like two elephant size nail files, two pairs of pliers, two rabid turkeys, and two bags of bacon bits. I'm bringing two of everything because I know exactly what Maddie is going to pack.
Maddie skipped into my room with her rubber ducky shaped suitcase she got for Christmas last year. "I'm ready, how about you?"
"Let me check to see if you have everything you need," I said as I unzipped her suitcase. Before I knew it, I was bombarded with rubber duckies flying out of it at an alarming speed.
"I told Nathan to pack his stuff, too," Maddie informed me.
"Ugh. All he's gonna do is play Xbox 360 all the time!" I whined.
"Yeah, but so would Emmett, so they can play together!"
"Good idea...."
Maddie POV
We were outside the RV with Nathan, who had his Xbox and was texting some girl that he broke up with 2 months ago.
"Nathan, she has a boyfriend!" I reminded him.
"Well she's still freaking HOT!" he argued.
I sighed, then turned to Emily, who was absent-mindedly playing with her stomach. "Wow, Emily," I said to her.
"Huh, what?"
"Never mind," I sighed, just as the Cullens came outside.
"Hey, Nate!" Emmett boomed to Nathan.
"Hey, what's up?"
"Nothing much, dude, except that I bought an awesome RV with flames on it, then Alice redecorated it," he said, his voice getting quieter, then shivered.
"I was wondering why it was pink."
We all loaded up, and Alice tried to take the wheel.
"Whoa, there!" Carlisle said. "You aren't old enough, and plus, you have terrible road rage!"
"Darn," Alice replied, retreating to the back.
Nathan and Emmett set up the Xbox and got Jasper to play with a special controller with a razorblade in the side of it, so whenever he felt like being emo, he would just slide the blade across his wrist and watch it ooze. Whenever that would happen, Alice would come over, put a band-aid over it, kiss it, and say "You can bang your head on the wall, but I draw the line at cutting." Then Jasper would stare lovingly into her eyes, and they would kiss for about 5 seconds or until someone cleared their throat to tell them to stop. We drove and drove, me being constantly entertained by my rubber ducks of all colors and sizes.
