I had a thought. I know rare occurrence, lol. but um. Am I updating too fast? Because I know this week when school kicks up I wont be able to keep pace like I am now. but am I just overloading a bit?
So anyway.
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Disclaimer: no. XP
What If…
Sora accidentally killed his hamster and
Riku promised to buy him a new one?
((as suggested by the lovely Mizutamari))
Sora groaned as Riku pushing him up against the wall, his hand up his shirt. I forgot how this happened, he thought, as Riku made to shift him so he could wrap his legs around his waist. As Sora remembered something vague about a tickle fight, he lost his train of thought as he kicked up his legs to hug them to Riku's hips, but stopped abruptly when he heard a 'plunk' and a 'whoosh!' Registering them vaguely as Riku waged war on his body with his roaming hands, Sora finally realized what the noise was.
He fidgeted out of Riku's grasp. Riku looked startled as he put down the fidgeting boy. "Sora, wha-?"
"Omigosh! Tickles!"
"Your hamster? Isn't he in the little b—"
"Yes, that's why I think I kicked him out the window!" Sora said as he looked out the window, panicking.
"Sora…" Riku said slowly, joining Sora at the window and wrapping a comforting arm around his waist, "we're on the second story. There is no way that Tickles—"
"There he is!" Sora smiled triumphantly as he looked out the window! "He's in the—"
"Oh no." Riku said aloud as he covered Sora's eyes when the SUV approached the hot pink hamster ball in the middle of the street.
-------((im very evil to the poor hamster XP))---------
Riku sighed slightly as he rocked Sora back and forth on the bed. He had been crying nonstop for the past hour, partly because Riku refused to let Sora pick up the remains of the roadkill hamster.
"It's your fault that he died," Sora said sourly.
"You kicked him," Riku replied.
"You kissed me!"
"You tickled me."
"And so how does that lead to kissing?"
"It's a natural reaction," Riku replied, hugging Sora closer. "Listen. How about I buy you a new hamster?"
"But-"
"It'll make you feel better." Sora looked undecided. "And I'll buy you some McDonalds."
Sora smiled. "Deal."
-------((a happy meal and a trip to the pet store later))----
Sora held on to his hamster in his yellow ball tightly as he went up to his room with Riku. Setting him carefully down on the floor, he started "I think I know what to name him."
"What?" Riku said as he absently watched the hamster run into the wall multiple times.
"Tickles the II," Sora stated as he pulled the hamster away from the wall, only to watch him run into the desk repeatedly.
Riku sighed as he put the hamster on top of the dresser, where it proceeded to run into the pile of books. "Sora, you can't name your hamster—what the hell is wrong with it? It won't stop running into things!"
Sora had an epiphany. "That's what I'll name him!"
Riku looked confused. "…what the hell is wrong with it? It's a bit wordy…"
Sora smiled. "Nooo. I'll name him Banger!"
A rush of emotions hit Riku at once. First was confusion. Then, he wondered if Sora was trying to hit on him somehow. Shaking his head, Riku had to strain to keep his laughter in. "Why…?" Short answers were good in this situation.
"Because he keeps running into things!"
"You do realize that a banger is a British sausage right…?"
This did not seem to affect Sora in the slightest. "So? It's perfect! His name is Banger, and Banger he shall be!"
Riku could not hold in his laughter any longer, and he fell onto the bed, clutching his sides. Sora looked crestfallen.
"You don't like it?"
Riku shook his head. "It's…fine Sora, it's just…don't you think that names a bit…dirty?"
Sora thought for a minute. "Why would it be?"
Riku's laughter slowed. I can't believe I have to explain this… "Alright Sora, I think you need a lesson in innuendo."
Sora looked confused. "How is Banger perverted?"
"On many many levels Sora. For one, Banger is a British sausage…got it yet?"
Sora thought for a minute. "Nope!"
Riku tried to be unfazed. "When you think sausage, what comes to mind?"
"Breakfast!"
Riku twitched. Leave it to Sora… "Come on Sora, think."
"…Bob Evans?"
"PENIS! Sora, a fucking PENIS!"
Sora was shocked at Riku's outburst. "Ohhhhh. What else!"
"Well," Riku said, regaining his composure, "there's the whole issue about banging…"
"Hamster's don't bang eachother, silly! Naming a hamster after sex isn't that bad!"
Riku looked shocked. "How do you know about banging but not bangers Sora."
Sora stuck out his tongue. "Roxas. Axel and Roxas can have some wiiild nights, and its not pleasant staying in the room next door."
Riku chuckled, "you poor thing." He smirked. "Would you like to give Roxas an ear-full one night?"
Sora smirked in return. "Maybe."
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Poor Riku. But seriously. Leave me some love and suggestions my darlings!
R AND R NO LONGER MEANS REST AND RELAXATION!
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