Team Bowser vs. Team Dr. Mario

The Grand Sauropod Forest Soccer Stadium

A HUGE audience of sauropods, ceratopsids, theropods, and other dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and reptilians of all kinds (joined by many different, non-reptilian viewers as well) are all jammed back into the comfortable seats in the GIGANTIC stadium located right in the center of the treetop village within the sprawling Sauropod Forest. Most of the teams who have battled with each other in the previous matches have all taken their reserved seats in the special booth above the highest set of audience chairs, with Master Hand overlooking the gigantic, grassy soccer field. Bowser and his team of bad guys all come onto the field, chuckling that they will win the match with ease, as Dr. Mario, and his unlikely team member come onto the field. The audience cheered loudly for Team Bowser and Team Dr. Mario, respectively.

Master Hand clears his throat, and then he loudly announces with pride, "Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today LIVE at the Grand Sauropod Forest Soccer Stadium, located within the center of the treetop village of Sauropod Forest! It surely is going to be an intense match, ladies and gentlemen, as Team Dr. Mario goes up against the championship team, Team Bowser!"

Bowser gives the thumbs up to Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Wario, and Charizard, who all nod and give the thumbs up sign back. Dr. Mario looks at his team and winks, before turning back to Bowser and getting into position for the match. The soccer ball is then tossed onto the soccer field, and the match begins.

Bowser roars loudly, and he snatches the ball. He hides in his spiky shell, and he gets out, kicking the ball to Ganondorf. Ganondorf grins, and he runs towards the goal, passing the ball to mewtwo, who passes the ball back. Ganondorf charges his fist, and he punches at the soccer ball, which goes blasting towards the goal. Mr. Game-and-Watch caught the ball with a butterfly net, and he threw it back onto the field. Wario ran towards the ball and butt smashed Pit and Ike. He then grabbed the ball and kicked it to Bowser, who burned it with his intense flames and then kicked the ball into Mr. Game-and-Watch. Mr. Game-and-Watch grabbed the ball, but feeling the hot flames, he tossed the ball back and screamed as his hands were now on fire. The audience cheered loudly and chanted Team Bowser as Pichu ran towards the ball, but was pushed aside by Mewtwo, who closed his eyes and kicked the ball in using his Psychic attack. The ball went in, due to Mr. Game-and-Watch not getting the ball in time.

Dr. Mario growled angrily, and he got into position with the rest of his team. Kicking the ball, Dr. mario jumped over Ganondorf and he ran towards the goal. He kicked the ball upwards and jumped up, kicking the ball in midair. Charizard lunged at the ball, and he tossed it back onto the field. Bowser ran towards the ball, but he was tackled by Ike, who snatched the ball and sliced it with his sword, causing the ball to be hurtled upward. Pichu headed backwards, and bobbed the ball with his head. The ball started rolling towards Bowser's side, and Ganondorf lunged at it. He laughed and used a Warlock Kick, thrusting forward to Dr. Mario's side and pushing Pit into the electric fence. As Ganondorf started to charge the ball, Mr. Game-and-Watch took out his trusty frying pan and started firing bacon and sausages at Ganondorf, impaling him. Mewtwo then teleported nearby Ganondorf and used Confuse Ray to confuse Mr. Game-and-Watch. Mewtwo then teleported into the goal, with the ball in tow.

The audience eagerly stood up in their seats, cheering loudly and rooting on both teams, though there were more cheers for Team Bowser than Team Dr. Mario. Dr. Mario quickly kicked the ball, and then jumped over Bowser and ran after the ball. Ganondorf and Wario lunged at Dr. Mario, but Ike and Pit tackled into them, knocking the opposing players down. Dr. mario took out his pills and started tossing them at Charizard, who lost his focus and laughed dumbfounded. Dr. Mario then charged the ball, and he jumped to the right as Bowser lunged at him, watching the mighty Koopa King crash into Charizard. Mewtwo teleported towards Dr. Mario, but Dr. Mario slid into Mewtwo, knocking him down to the ground. Dr. mario took a giant pill and tossed it at the goal, kicking the ball right after, getting a score for his team.

As a new soccer ball was grabbed from a gigantic Diplodocus looming its small, sleek head over the gigantic stadium, Wario let out a loud fart and ran towards the ball, farting as he ran towards the goal and Mr. Game-and-Watch. Dr. Mario and his teammates gacked and nearly choked on the poisonous gas cloud left by Wario, who charged up the ball and kicked it upward. Bowser then lunged at the ball, and grabbed it with his right hand, his sharp claws becoming more sharper and crushing the soccer ball. He then unleashed the ball, and Mr. Game-and-Watch used his frying pan to repel the four smaller balls that exploded from the soccer ball. He managed to get the first two mini balls, but the next mini ball curved from his left, and the other mini ball knocked him into the top railing of the goal. Mr. Game-and-Watch moaned, lying on the ground in pain.

The bells blew loudly, and the whistles chimed as the audience cheered loudly and threw confetti from their seats. Team Bowser all chuckled and gave each other a high five, while Team Dr. Mario all sighed and moaned, sulking back to the locker room.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a grueling match, but Team Bowser, with their brutal power and cunning thinking, have triumphed over Dr. Mario's mixed team!" He cleared his throat to speak above the loud cheering from the celebrating audience, "Which team will challenge Team Bowser next, and will they be able to defeat them and take the championship, or will Team Bowser protect their title with an iron fist!? Stay tuned next time!"

Score: Team Bowser, 4; Team Dr. Mario, 1

Winner: Team Bowser