"Oh. It's you." GLaDOS said. "The girl who kills everyone. People who could have done excellent things. Like Turret 39. He would have been an Actor. Your second Companion Cube? He would have been an Opera Singer. And me. I could have built a laser to wipe out the combine menace. But then I died."
Chell tried to back away, but Chell saw a group of gleaming white turrets lead her squad in, who were still handcuffed.
"Even when I try to help the humans, raise an entire army to help them, use my facility to build a second group of humans, they send you to kill me. Or put me into a potato."
"I was forced here by Combine." Chell said.
"What? You can talk? You sound stupid. Like your parents had lisps. Did they? Oh wait: you don't know. They didn't love you enough."
A large metal door opened, revealing a group of Androids. Four were modeled after Atlas, but bulkier and with more armor, three after bulkier P-Body's and larger, thicker arms and legs, and one was... One seemed human. He wore an orange jumpsuit and long fall boats which were bulkier than Chell's, had a large, muscular figure and a buzz-cut. The only way Chell could tell he wasn't completely human was a metal tube running from the floor to the back of his head. He smiled and waved, while the others saluted.
"This is Warlord Squad. My newest creation. They will escort you to the surface."
Chell looked at the human, who winked. GLaDOS looked in the direction Chell was staring in.
"Oh that? That's HAL: Human-like Android of Languages. I made him out of some spare parts I found lying around. You know, some Wiring, a Personality Core, a dead human test subject. He will negotiate my deals with the Humans. He's little more than a side project. But look at the rest! Three Infiltrators with Snipers, dual pistols, knives, muffled bodies. They even have cloaking devices. They can turn invisible for up to two hours at a time. Three if they've just been charged. And the four destroyers: Perfect killing machines. Mini-guns or heavy machine guns, Rocket or Grenade launchers, spiked fists for melee, heavy armor playing and C4! They all have Thermal, Night-vision and normal lenses in their eyes, their own Mobile Turret, Aperture Science Handheld Portal Guns at their side, even a Personality core out fitted in a Combine Scanner! They'd a Drill Instructor Core, a Grizzled Marine Core, even a Sniper Mentor Core. And their air support..."
GLaDOS laughed, and another door opened, and out flew a group of birds, probably crows.
"Tremble before my Avian Monsters!"
Chell looked at them, and had to suppress a smile.
"Now, my army, take her out..."
A group of turrets ran in, the Wheat-colored turrets.
"Not good!" One said.
"Critical error!"
"Uh oh!"
GLaDOS paused, and looked at a monitor, immediately turned on, revealing groups of combine.
"Oh God! We're under attack! Release the birds, release the birds!"
