"Why is today so boring!?" Falco Lombardi whined loudly as he placed his wings on his forehead, pacing back and forth in one of the many hallways of the Smash Mansion.

"Because you're not bothering to do anything," Master Hand stated as he floated by Falco.

"...you know what? You're right." Falco remarked as he slapped himself across the face, making a victorious pose. "I need to make better use of my time!"

"...and that's why you opened up the tavern?" Pirncess Zelda remarked in disbelief.

"Well, it's one of the reasons, anyway." Falco stated as he poured himself a glass of wine. "You ever noticed how long we often drag out our speeches or sentences, just so that the stories would have enough words in them for people to get hooked on reading?"

"Ugh, he's breaking the fourth wall again..." Shadow The Hedgehog hissed in distaste as he took a sip of his scotch iced glass of beer.

"Not my fault that people don't want to spend their entire day reading boring stories over ten thousand words long," Falco replied with a smirk as he attempted to get one of the nearby empty beer bottles, only to slip on some beer that was on the floor, landing on his back, with several of the bar patrons laughing at the blue falcon's dismay.