Chapter 7
"Wow this town is pretty big,"said Nimish.
The town had at least 500 different kinds of buildings and tons of people on the streets walking, talking, shopping and selling.
"Ya Dumpsville is pretty cool but there's lots of bad people,"said Peter.
"Well we are bad guys,"said Nimish.
"That we are."
After walking around town and talking to people they ended up with broken bones and bruises.
"I think I shouldn't have said how's the baby coming to that women who wasn't really pregnant,"moaned Nimish.
"Well I shouldn't have said how's it hanging to the one guy who was acually a women,"groaned Peter.
"Ya who knew girls could be so violent expesally when we "accedently" walked into the womens changeroom,"said Nimish.
A boy made out of wood and had a long wooden nose came up to them.
"Hey there I'm Pinocchio, here to help you find your way around this town,"said the wooden boy.
"Thanks, My name's Peter Pan,"said the fat middle aged man.
"And mine's Nimish, we've come here to gather a group that will come with us to work for the Dark Lord,"said the Kokiri.
"I don't even know who the Dark Lord is but I already have a group. The real reason I came up to you was to ask if you want join my group,"said Pinocchio.
"Well lets see your group members,"asked Nimish.
"Very well." Six people came out from the shadows. "First is Seto Kaiba,"Pinoccio pointed to a tall brown haired guy. He was wearing a blue coat that was covering his clothes.
"Hello,"said Kaiba.
"Next is Yoshi,"Pinocchio pointed to a small green dinosaur thing. It was catching flies with its long slender tounge.
"Yoshi will kill with special weapon,"Yoshi said as he pulled out an uzi "Hehehehe,"snikered Yoshi.
"Next is Samus Aran,"Pinocchio pointed to a women in an orange suit. The suit had a red helmet and a plasma gun on the left hand.
"I will kill all oppents,"she said in a robot voice.
"Next is Megaman,"Pinocchio pointed to a kid in a blue suit with a gun attached to right hand. He had no mask so you could see his face.
"Death to all Kokiri,"yelled Megaman.
"Next we have Luigi,"Pinocchio pointed to a fat middle aged man wearing a green jumper suit and a green hat with a L on it.
"I'm a very hyper fellow,"said Luigi with the same accent as Mario.
"Last but not least we have Ganondorf,"Pinocchio pointed to a fat man with a pointy nose and red hair. He was wearing a black cape with red armor on.
"Should I wear my armor like this,"Ganon said as he pulled up his armor revealing his stomach. "Or like this,"he put his armor back down. "Or perhaps even like this,"he pulled his armor back up revealing the fatty stomach.
"Sorry but Ganondorf is a bit H-A-N-D-I-C-A-P-E-D,"said Pinocchio "He snapped after the latest time Link beat him. He says he should have won but the evil unicorn stopped him."
"Ok then...,"said Peter.
"So everybody in this group is evil,"asked Nimish.
"As evil as they get,"said Pinocchio.
"Okay I'll make a deal with you, if I can beat you in a fight I get your group but if you can beat me in a fight we will join you,"said Nimish.
"Ummm okay,"said Pinocchio as he shook Nimish's hand. Pinocchio's team backed up and Peter also backed up.
"Lets do this,"said Nimish as he pulled out his knife. Pinocchio ran at Nimish with his nose up in the air ready for attack. Nimish blocked his nose with his knife. Unfortuanlly Pinocchio's nose fell off.
"But I'm a real boy, where is the blood,"said Pinocchio as his nose grew. "But I am, I am!." His nose grew even longer.
"Pinocchio your made of wood,"said Nimish. That made Pinocchio mad. He roared and charged Nimish with his nose. Pinocchio's nose nailed Nimish in the stomach. Nimish fell to the ground on his hands and knees trying to breath.
"Yes, YES I'm going to win,"yelled Pinocchio but his nose grew when he said that. "Oh crap." Nimish threw his knife at Pinocchio's head. Thump! Pinocchio fell to the ground dead.
"Well I guess your all on my team,"said Nimish.
"Ya who cares,"said Yoshi.
"Does anybody know how to teleport,"asked Nimish as he got up and took his knife from Pinocchio's head.
"Me know,"said Ganon as he danced in a circle.
"Then teleport us to the dark woods,"said Nimish.
"Okalydokaly,"laughed Ganondorf as he waved his hands around in circles and then with a flash of light they had teleported and ended up in a desert.
"Where the hell are we,"asked Megaman.
"GANONDORF,"yelled Nimish.
"Boy this is going to be a long day,"grumbled Peter.
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"Captured by pirates, oh hell no!,"yelled Yugi.
"Oh Hell yes,"said a tiny voice. Everybody looked towards the voice and standing there was a midget dressed up like a pirate.
"Aww how cute,"said Zelda.
"Shut up I'm captain Henry so obey me,"said the little pirate. "Okay everybody out of the boat."
Once eveybody was out of the boat he pushed it off the side of the pirate ship.
"My boat,"gasped Pikschu.
"Okay now you either have to pay me 100 silver coins or spend the rest of your life with the other members of this ship.
"We'll pay,"said Zelda quickly. "Here I have 25 silver coins."
"I have 30 silver coins,"said Mario.
"I have 5 silver coins,"said Yugi.
"Sorry but I have nothing after that fat man ripped me off for a stupid map,"said Link.
Everybody looked at Pikachu.
"Fine here's 40 silver coins,"said Pikachu.
Once everybody had paid. Henry said "Okay where you be heading."
"To Mewtwo island,"said Pikachu.
"Okay before I show you your room let me introduce the ship. Her name is the Black Betty, once runned by Jack Marrow. It has two floors. The bottom floor holds the storage and has your room. Up here is where me and my crew work to get you to your destination. So don't come up here unless I say so and aslo you have a personal guard who will make sure you obey all the rules,his name is Mr.Tuke.
"We've got it,"said Link.
Mr.Tuke came up to them. He was tall and skinny and wore a black pirates hat. He also had a hook for his left hand and a long moustache and curly long hair.
"Let me show you to your room,"said Mr.Tuke. They followed him him down the stairs and into a passegeway and then to a big jail cell."In there."
"No friken way,"yelled Zelda. Mr.Tuke pulled out a long sharp blade and help it to her neck. "Accually now that I look at it more closely it looks very cozey in a cement kind of way.
"Good," he said as he put away his sword "Now get in."
Once they had all got stuffed into the cell he shut and locked the gate.
"Have fun,"said Mr.Tuke as he sat on a bench across from the cell.
"How did a you end up in a place like a dis,"asked Mario.
"Well you see I'm the brother of Captain Hook but we never got along so he banned me from Neverland all because Me and my wife Daffy duck had the baby named Peter Pan. So I swore revenge on him and waited for him to return but when he did he brought Peter Pan to ban him which made me angry so I killed all his men but I didn't get to him. So I went to Camelot and met Captain Henry who invited me to join him and so I accepted and have been wandering the sea's looking for my brother."
"One question how did Peter Pan get tricked to be captured,"asked Link.
"Well he loved his blue cheese and so Captain Hook tricked him with blue cheese,"said Mr.Tuke.
"Know what, I happen to know where Captain Hook is,"said Pikachu.
"Where,"asked Mr.Tuke.
"If you let us go I'll tell you."
"Okay,"said Mr. Tuke as he opened the door. But when he opened it Pikachu zapped him till he stopped moving.
Everybody started laughing then they all went silent as they headed towards the stairs. When they had reached the steps the went silent.
"Okay everybody we are going to-,"but before Pikachu could finish. Screams were heard from up above and in flash the ship had exploded.
Pikachu was hanging on to a board from the ship everywhere he looked were bodies of the pirates and bits and pieces of the boat but he not see any of his friends. Whoosh a huge seamonster swimmed away.
"Wo, now I wonder where everybody is,"wondered Pikachu.
