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POV : Bella
"Bella", I hear that sweet voice coming from down the hall that I knew belonged to Alice. "Bella, get dressed. Were going…"
"Don't even finish that statement." I interrupted. I knew she wanted to go shopping. But I just wasn't up to it. I never was.
"But Bella, we have to do something later on. You will be upset if you don't go shopping." She screamed as she ran into the room.
"FINE! But I won't enjoy it."
"I never said you have to." She said skipping out of the room because she won.
I walked down the stairs, out the door, and into the Porsche. "No no that will not do, your going out looking like that?"
"Yes. Why not?" before I knew it I was moving at vampire speed up the stairs and sitting on the bed. After she played Bella Barbie we went out to go buy more stuff to dress me up in again. GREAT! That's just what I was looking for. Bella Barbie day! Well it did have a ring to it.
We got to the store and there I was. Standing in Victoria Secret, and I knew just what we were shopping for. Why does Alice always want to buy stuff from here? Why can't it be anywhere else?
She picked out blue, red, green, orange, purple, and yellow thongs and matching bras. It's not like Edward ever wants to be physical so why do I have to dress up in these stringy like material I hate wearing them anyway.
We went to Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Coach, American Eagle, Delia's, and every other store possible.
"Alice can we leave now?!" I said in my whining tone. I hated shopping, especially with Alice.
"Just one more store. I want to get something for Jasper and I tonight."
"TMI!" I screamed at Alice.
We finally left the mall and would shortly be home.
We got home and I was attacked by the gorgeous man I call my husband. Did I mention I love him!?
"Hey Bella love. I suggest you go up with Alice and get ready." He said in a husky voice blocking his mind.
"Nice choice in blocking music. Dora the explorer? And where am I going?"
"Don't worry about it love." He said yet again in a husky seductive voice.
"Fine. I love you…" I said agreeing because the way he dazzled me was too much to handle.
"I love you too sweetheart."
I walked as slowly upstairs as I could to meet my death, Alice!
(this is where I was going to end but I thought it was too short)
Make over time.
"Alice do I have to wear this? I look like a hooker!"
"YES YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! And no you do not look like a hooker, you look better than a hooker." She screamed at me.
I was wearing the most sluttish outfit ever. It was almost like Rosalie picked it out. I was wearing a tube top you know the ones that cup your breasts with a pair of really sort shorts. The shirt was of course navy blue and my shoes. Do I want to even explain the shoes? They topped off the hooker outfit. I mean blue stilettos? What was into Alice?
She applied light blue eye shadow, black eyeliner, mascara, and a little bit of lip gloss. I looked into the mirror.
"I look.."
I couldn't even finish my sentence before Edward did.
"You look hot!" he exclaimed.
"Thanks love. Now where to?"
"You'll see."
"Edward this place is stunning."
I was at a carnival. It was beautiful. No one was there. It was like he rented it out for just us. If he did I would kill him later for wasting all that money on plain old me.
"I know. It's all for you my lady."
"Edward how could you waste all this money?" I yelled before I realized that he did it all for me.
"Bella. Be rational. You know this is all for you. I would waste all the money on you forever. And besides, it's not wasting if we put it to good use. How about we go on the jumbo shrimp rollercoaster?"
"OKAY!" I said way too excitedly.
At 10 we had to leave because the rides were shutting down. I was having way too much fun and I wasn't ready to leave but Edward said he had another surprise waiting at home so I was quite excited to get there.
When we arrived home he basically ripped me out of the seat and up to the bedroom.
"So Bella, we haven't you know… done IT yet."
"I'm aware Mr. Cullen."
"So… do you wanna?"
He said sounding like a 5 year old.
"It couldn't hurt," I said in my most seductive voice hoping I didn't sound like a loser "under one condition."
"And that would be?" he asked sounding more eager than ever.
"I get complete control"
"No Bella. That is outrageous."
"What's outrageous is outrageous." I said hoping to confuse him.
"Huh? So if I agree what kind of torture will you put me through?"
"I'm thinking so a painful."
"Okay!"
--I suck at lemon so don't be mad at me if I screw it up and it sounds completely fake--
I pounced on Edward, my beautiful Greek God who was just waiting for me to do something. I placed both of my knees at his sides, and started slowly kissing him. Shortly after that I began unbuttoning his shirt and kissed every part of his skin that was showing. We were finally in nothing but birthday suits. I could live like this. I finally let him take over considering he was the one with the, well I don't have to say it. He looked at me making sure I was ready and I nodded. He positioned himself at my entrance and slowly slid himself in me. At first it was painful and I winced but then it started to feel good.
I began moaning. Moaning louder than necessary but it was totally worth it. Will the family hear it; I really didn't care at that moment. Those few moments were pure bliss to the point where I wouldn't let him stop. I was surprised we never did anything like that before but I would make sure we did.
A/N: tell me what you think. Was it totally stupid? Did the lemon sound too fake? Was this chapter rushed? Review and tell me what you think. This is my longest chapter so far.
