Thank you wikipedia for more information on puppets than I ever wanted to know.
Kankuro dreamed of puppets.
"Woohoo!" he said. "Puppets everywhere! Look at them all! There are finger puppets, and sock puppets, and marionettes, and hand puppets, and rod puppets and shadow puppets and and puppets puppets and more puppets than you can shake a stick at! A marionette stick! Ha ha, I kill me!" Hmm. This isn't very interesting is it? "Hey! Puppets are very interesting? In fact the roots of European puppetry grew from the commedia dell'arte tradition. Traveling performers who practiced this "low culture" art often performed in half-masks or with puppets. The strong Italian tradition of marionettes flourished in the 18th century, producing many skillful performances, including the tragedy Dr. Faust. Many of these marionettes survive to this day, and allow students of the art to marvel at their highly defined controls. In the 19th century, the marionettes of the master Pietro Radillo became even more complex. Instead of just the rod and two strings, Radillo's marionettes were controlled by as many as eight strings, thus increasing the control over the individual body parts of the marionettes.
Another grand tradition of this time is that of the" Yeah yeah, we get the picture, puppets are creepy and boring. And I'm desperate for length. Anyway, since Kankuro isn't being particularly amusing, we're going to have a special surprise guest. Who you ask? Why, it's insert fanfare here Naruto and Sasuke's time travel male pregnancy love child! Obito!
"Hi everyone! Now, I know what you're all thinking. How can I prove that I'm Naruto and Sasuke's time travel male pregnancy love child? Well, to all you people who aren't SasuNaru, you already believe me. But, I shall explain to you, as it occurred to the author in a blinding flash of insight at 1 am after watching this one video of an Obito cosplayer lip syncing to to Barbie Girl. Anyway, as you can see, for one thing I look like a cross between Naruto and Sasuke. I have Naruto style hair and I also wear the Naruto's trademark goggles, but I'm, an Uchiha with black hair and a sharingan. Note also that in my team of ninjas I occupy Naruto's place, the hyper kid with a crush on the girl in our team, who in turn has a crush on the other cooler guy. And I wanted to prove my strength to said cooler guy to show him I was as strong as him. Before I got squished by the rocks that is. Now, some of you will thus think that this means Kakashi is like Sasuke. And that my friends, is wrong. Kakashi is not like Sasuke. Kakashi is like Danny from Grease! Or the Fonz! He's hip He's cool! All the guys want to be him, and all the girl want to be with him! He's the epitome of coolness! He's nothing like Sasuke! Well, Sasuke is also cool and has all the girls after him, but not as much as Kakashi! You're all wrong in your Sasuke Kakashi parallels! Wrong I say! All wrong!" Alright Obito, that's very nice. Now, how about you step over here where the nice men in white coats are waiting for you? Yes, that's good, thanks. And that's why Obito is the child Sasuke had when he and Naruto traveled back in time and Naruto got Sasuke pregnant. Yes. That is exactly what happened.
"Hey!" snapped Kankuro. "I though this was supposed to be my dream! Why did you let Obito take it over?" Because I wanted people to know the truth about Obito! "That's not a good reason!" Oh all right fine. I'll make it up to you. Hmm, we're still just barely two pages long. How about I fill the space with a little bit of something you'll like Kankuro? "Now you're talking!" Alright then. We'll go on for the next five pages with graphic Kankuro Inuyasha crossover lemony action! "What? No! I thought you meant more stuff about puppets!" Well, I suppose we could "No! Don't even finish that sentence!" But I was just gonna say that, "Anyone who does these cheesy author character conversations has a twisted mind and can not be trusted under any circumstance whatsoever." Well, I guess you're...hey wait a minute! "My poor poor puppets, I can only imagine what she was planning to do to you..." Well, okay, derived of my plan B, I got nothing, so I'm just ending this dream now. "Hey, you can't do that!" Watch me! Look, I'm adding the end note now and there's nothing you can do about it!
Eh he, sorry folks. Next one will be better, I promise! This one caught me at a bit of a loss. Plus I was absolutely dying to share my theory with you. And now here come the Obito fangirl flames! Woohoo! Really, I'm just kidding, please don't toast me. And Sasuke really is like Kakashi. It's crazy how much, in fact...hey, what's that? I thought I saw somethAGHEGRHERHSOMEBODYHELPMEARGGPBF!
Please hold. The author is being savaged by a rabid Obito
