Chappie 7: The War w/ Harry and Draco…references 2 shakes

I don't own harry even though I want 2 and shakes is dead so I don't own a corpse…I am not that crazy…and besides I don't have a shovel and idont kno wherehe is buried…gosh. But I would however have Brad Pitt's corpse if anything were to happen… I wish I was angie jolie

Well since harry and draco were in a total cat fight during the cheerleading tryouts..i had to reference the fight to something in my past. I didn't want to rethink about my ex bf's fighting over me and my dad wrestling with my dog…but school came to me in a dream at that time and momet and place.

I remembered sitting Mrs. Mongalcal class and we had to read boring books. I hated lang arts and we just started the new muggle studys. So I was given the books mcbeth by willy shakes…William Shakespeare…and it is about a warrior who goes totally insane. His wife is like my hero..besides paris Hilton, Nicole riches, nicole Jarvis Krista Weseman, Chelsea!!!!!!!!!, travis, george Clooney, kyle fergie, the girls off of the bad girls club, davis off of real world, cindy from jimmy neutron, my step- auntie's mom's cousin, my dog, spider man, cows, desperate housewives, o miss America, miss teen Georgia, joesph freeman, warren, all the hotties I the world, no uglies, murphydarbyjessie and my new sn friend hottboobsxox23 and my new sk8ter friend jeff.

I didn't like mongalcal because she told me I had a ADHD and that I need to get meds, whateve. But in the play Macbeth is draco and Macduffy is harry. Macduffy fights for the love of Macbeth's wife who named lady. And the witches are like Hermione because they have berds and r uglier then moldy cottage cheese. I like buttered popcorn. So they fight and fight and do more macho man stuff until duffy cutts off beth's head; but….harry lost and draco won because evil is over better then two goods. Wat I said right there is called a similie. I learned that in lit.

I also liked the quote in the book called "Fair is foul and foully is far," and I am far and hermi if foul. But that quote is not like my life so I changed it to be more like "Hott is me and hotter is more mere," quoted by me, so use citation. I could be a research paper quotemaker on hp!!

4 a clear cite here is the source info:

Lauren Nolte

Age: 15

Publication Date: May4, 2007

Location: My house duh!!!

But anywhoo the Macbeth play is like mylife at hogs!! So go read it and just pretend that beth wins the battle. And that lady and duffy can live forever in the castle of glam….:)

Next Chappie: Harry is a pansy and I don't kinda like draco with a black eye, but we do it anyway….in the locker room…scandal!! And the new student serious black is sooo hott, gotta do him.

AN- I relly did juts read Mcbeth, but… Sparknotes and my bff Chels coulda ben wrong, so don't worry about mistakes. Btw y keyboards messed up 2dy cuz my bro took he keys off. Try typingbymemerizationable.