Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, but I do own Carl.
It is time for step number six! Yay! Okay, so I've snuck into Marcus' private bathroom. It took hell of a lot of time to find it, too. It's like at the damn back of building! Or whatever this place is…
Oh my god…Can you believe it! This mother f***r uses AXE! Hehe, he must want good hair. Wow. A vampire using axe makes me giggle like a maniac with a walrus that just got high and lives in A GOD DAMN REFRIDGERATOR! Okay, I'm calm.
I poured the pink dye into the front of the shampoo. This is not happening. I am NOT seeing a damn rubber ducky in his bathtub. No, Bailey, you are imagining this. Get out of the room before you start to laugh and he catches you. BUT OH MY GOD IT'S A RUBBER DUCKY! "HAHAHA OH MY GOD!" And what do you know, I'm laughing. I quickly poured the rest of the pink in the shampoo and left.
I guess nobody had heard me laughing, because nobody's coming to see what the commotion's about, so I think I'm good. "What's so funny?" Heidi's voice came from down the hallway. Well, damn! They never miss anything, do they? "FUCK!" I shouted, turning around. I get jumpy when I'm doing something wrong sometimes. But only sometimes…You didn't hear that.
"Well don't we have a dirty mouth? Don't worry; we can clean it up with orbit!" (Quote from friend) "Cute, and nothings funny. I just, umm… Kinda wanted to ask you something." I said. Come on, I was under pressure! I've got to think about what to ask her… "What is it?" Heidi asked, a little confused.
SHIT! She needs an answer. Well, duh, she needs and answer, smartass! A little voice in the back of my head thought. Fuck you! No, fuck you! It's fucking the same person, so go give her a damn answer (Random things like this go through my mind daily) umm… "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" I blurted out.
Heidi did a double take. "Uh, no…" Then she walked away, shaking her head. Whew, I thought for a second there she was on to me. But I just have to wait and watch dust go by until Marcus takes a shower.
(EIGHT HOURS LATER)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The strangled cry you could hear from Mexico, I bet. I am so dead. "BAILEY!" Marcus roared, grabbing me by my throat and making me look at his bright pink hair color. "Nice dew. It works for ya." I complimented. "You do know I don't need to breath right, you can stop trying to strangle me." I told him.
"Aro is going to kill you!" Marcus threatened, a big grin on his face. "What is all this commotion about!?" Caius had come out of his room thing and looked at Marcus' hair. "Oh. Well, allow me, Marcus." Then he attacked me and burned me and stuff. This will be a long week.
"There you are!" Cauis said, clapping his hands together. "Work done."
"Thank you Cauis, She was really being a pain in the-" I chose that point to rise up in form again. "What the fuck!?" I asked. Marcus jumped back. "How did you!? What did you!? Oh my god!" They both started saying at the same time.
"I am the author of this story. You eliminate me, I eliminate you. You choose. But you eliminate me, I'll come back and kick your ass. Still you're choice." I smiled mockingly.
"Fine! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" Cauis shouted, running off to his room. I smirked, waiting for Marcus' reaction. He went to an armchair and ran a hand through his newly dyed hair. "Don't worry; I have some black hair dye for you!" I assured him.
"Really?" He asked. I laughed. "No." Then I ran far, far, away…
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