I wrote the caption quickly in the Slytherin Common Room on the last poster.

"Hey, YOU!", I pointed to a little first year.

"Stick these around the Great Hall"

He scurried off with the posters, rolled up, blocking his face.

I kept my own poster and skipped off to the library.

"We're off to see the Gryffindor, The nerd of the school...", I sang.

"Hey Hermione!", I whisper yelled once inside the library.

"WHAT!", she whisper yelled back.

Actually, hers was more yell than whisper, but whatever...

"Look!", I shoved the poster under her nose.

She read it.

Hermione Granger, Gryffindor princess of the school

Goes mad as told that the school library, run by a

Madam Pince, is closed for the holiday.

She then proceeds to...

"ALICE!"

"At least I got a good shot of your face...", I muttered as I poofed.