Phew...almost forgot to update this story! But anyways....oh God, I definitely has no idea for this chappy! And that's why I have to thank Butterfly1974 for giving me this awesome chappy idea - actually, it's the very same idea that I was thinking while I was eating just a while ago! lol xP Anyhow, wanna know what her idea was? Well...just read the chappy to find out! Woot! And some funnily smexy scene in a hot spring! Woot! Enjoy!


Chapter Six

"Shit..."

"...Naruto looks like he doesn't like rain..."

"Of course he doesn't, damn it!" the raven growled. "Even I don't like the rain! Shit, I hate this..."

Team Seven of Konohagakure and their leader were currently heading towards Aigakure when it suddenly started raining a couple hours earlier, showing no sing of stopping at all. Instead, it just poured and poured heavily, causing all four of the Konoha ninjas to be drenched in the cold rainwater. Naruto, being the half-feline he was currently, panicked and started running around the first time the raindrop touched his body, trying to find a cover from the downpour.

"Kuso...stay still, usuratonkachi!" Sasuke growled at the blond again.

"Meow!"

"Damn it...how long do we have till we reach Aigakure?!"

"Just a few more minutes," Shikamaru replied from the very front. "Sasuke, make sure Naruto doesn't jump off elsewhere!"

The guy growled once more. He really didn't like to be ordered around, but he knew it would much more troublesome if Naruto suddenly disappeared from their view. Quickly, he went towards the boy and embraced him, telling him to just stay in his arms. The boy pouted and whined in protest, not liking the fact that both him and Sasuke were soaked wet, but stayed put nevertheless. About ten minutes later, they finally reached the gates of the hidden village of Love.

"We're here...finally..."

"...what village is this anyway?" Sakura asked, staring at the tall, red-shaded gates.

"It's the hidden village of Love," Shikamaru explained. "This village is not associated to any of the ninja villages.... It's established just for a reason - to be a honeymoon heaven for all married couples...and maybe some non-married ones as well.... As long as you state the reason why you're here - in which, they would only accept reasons that would make you use this village to the fullest - you're free to get in..."

"...and I assume we have to make up a good reason for us to come into the village?"

"Yes..."

Suddenly, a growl was heard from Sasuke. "Can we just go in now? Naruto's already glued to me right now..."

With that, all of them entered the village and headed straight to the town centre. When they reached there, they quickly went to see the leader of the village, an old man with perverted eyes and look, and three barely-clothed girls surrounding him, theirs breasts pressed against his muscles. Seeing this, all of them but Kakashi winced and twitched their eyes in disgust. Then, with much difficulty, Shikamaru stepped to the front and stated their 'purpose' there.

"Shindou-san, please allow us to stay here for the night," he spoke, bowing a little at the man. "My...master had ordered us to bring him and his pet to have some fun in this village as it is told that this is a heaven for all of those who are deeply in love with each other..."

The man laughed out loud, followed by little giggles from the three girls. "Yes, yes...it is a heaven for lovers.... Now tell me...which one is your master, and which one is the pet?"

"My master is the raven-haired boy you see at the back, and his pet is the one hugging him..."

Kakashi snickered at this as Sasuke glared at him with heated cheeks, and Naruto only staring at him unknowingly. Shikamaru let out a small sigh, hoping that they would just go with his abrupt, unplanned plan. Luckily, they all went with his plan - despite the raven's plan to try and kill Kakashi with his deadliest glare as the man wouldn't stop snickering at him and his 'pet'. Later on, when they were about to be given their rooms, they were up for another surprise.

"Your master and his pet can stay in the honeymoon suite, and the rest of you are to stay in the standard rooms," one of the girls who accompanied them to their rooms explained. "Shindou-san said that that is the rule, since only the two of them are here to have some fun together."

".....nani?!"


Later....

"Geez! Dobe, stay still!"

"Meow! Meow...."

"....nani?"

The boy stayed still, letting the raven undress him until he was clad only in a pair of silky black boxers that belonged to the other male. Then, he started purring and licking Sasuke's face all over, surprising him. Blushing quite heavily, he started pushing the boy away, but the half feline just continued to lick him, pushing him back until the both of them stumbled onto the floor with Naruto on top of Sasuke, his licking motions never stopping.

"N-Naruto, stop this, you idiot!"

"Purr....meow..." the blond pouted and sat up, straddling the other's lap with his tails swishing around.

"Geez...what now?" the raven pushed the smaller boy slightly and pulled himself up. "Look, we gotta take a bath or else both of us will get sick...and if we're sick, we're unable to continue our mission properly, and I just don't want that to happen.... You don't want that to happen too, do you?"

"...meow..."

"Good, now get off me and let's take some bath, okay?" he spoke casually, getting to his feet as he cradled the lighter one easily in his arms.

The two of them then went towards the private hot spring outside their room - the honeymoon suite - and dipped themselves into the warm liquid. As usual, Naruto, who didn't like water in his feline form, protested at first, but complied a while later. Sasuke, knowing the boy wouldn't stay still unless he was pampered, started rubbing and massaging the smaller male all over, receiving delightful purrs and meows from the blond. Unknowingly, as he heard the sensual sounds, he slowly got himself hard.

"Meow...purr...." the blond whirred again, pushing himself towards Sasuke who was behind him - much to the raven's shock.

"Ah-! K-kuso...." he tensed up and shut his eyes automatically, brows furrowed. "...why now....shit...."

"...nyaa?"

Sasuke, on the other hand, was too preoccupied with his own 'problem' to notice Naruto staring at him weirdly. "Fuck....I hate this...."

"Meow....? Meow...."

All of a sudden, the smaller one pounced on top of him, causing the both of them to stumble into the water. Then, much to the raven's surprise, the boy began to kiss and lick his face again. He widened his eyes and tried to push the blond away, but with the liquid around the two of them, it was quite hard to do so. Every time he tried to stand up, he would slip back into the water when the boy pulled him underwater again and again playfully.

"Fuck!" he cursed, gurgling. "Hey! S-stop it, damn it! Ah!"

"Meow-purr!"

"Darn, Naruto! Fuck, stop!"

The two of them continued to push and pull each other into and out of the hot spring, barely noticing that both of them were getting turned on from the massive body contact. It was only a few minutes later, when both of them paused to take a breath, did Sasuke realise their current condition. Wondering how he knew Naruto was hard as well? Well, for your information, by now, the both of them were naked, with their boxers floating elsewhere - and both their members were sticking out proudly for everyone there to see.

"....shit...."

((To be continued))


Okay, first thing first, I'm really sorry for the terribly late update....and I have to say, the reason why I'm late at updating is because.....I've fallen in love with this guy! Woot! And I keep on talking and talking with him all day long...and I never really got the time to update this! So sorry! But anyways, just a question before I go:

Do you want a lime in the next chappy or what?

And yep, that's all for the time being! Hope you guys enjoyed the somewhat crappy-funny chappy! Woot! Ja ne, minna-san!