HELLO!
Sorry about the wait! It was a combination of writers block, and needing to beg my Grandma to take me to see the Hunger Games (... She did!).
Disclaimer- Anyone have a clever way to do the disclaimer? ... Anyone?
Call Log
Chris Mclean
July 22, 2010
Samson Model Co.-Chris
4:21 Pm
Click
"Yes?"
"Hello. I'm Justin's Agent, and we are here to inf-"
"Didn't you all ready tell me about this?"
"Yes, but now my Cry-baby client has a reason to sue."
"What did I do now?"
"He fell of a tower."
"That wasn't my fault! Why don't you tell Courtney about it?"
"Because her lawyer scares me!"
"... Point taken."
July 24, 2010
Evans-Chris
3:05 Pm
Click
"Hello?"
"Hi, my name is Sandra, and-"
"
Are you here to answer my Lonely Hearts Ad?"
"... No."
"Rats!"
"Well, you see-"
"Are you single?"
"... I'm married."
"... So?"
"With three kids."
"... Yeah, that might be a problem. Why are you calling me again?"
"I'm supposed to be accusing you of man-slaughter."
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! IZZY DID IT; I JUST HELPED COVER IT UP!"
"WHAT?"
"I DON'T EVEN THINK HE WAS DEAD! JUST UNCON- Oh... you weren't talking about that? ... he, he, ... nothing."
"... Okay, so it's a lot more like spider-slaughter. You killed my son's pet spider."
"... REALLY? C'mon, people! We all know I've done worse things than what I'm being called for!"
"A-"
"Why are you even suing me? It was Harold that killed him!"
"I don't have his number."
"Why is this even important?"
"... I think Duncan's planning to kill you in a revenge plot."
"... What?"
"We never had this conversation."
Click
"... Seriously? How many death-threats do I need?"
July 26, 2010
POLICE-Chris
10:56 Pm
Click
"What?"
"Sorry to wake you, sir, but we have reason to suspect you were an accomplice to a miss Isabella O'Conner in the attack against your intern Billy P-"
Click
March 12, 2011
1-555-692-7894-Chris
8:56 Pm
Click
"Hello?"
"How Dare you do that to my baby?"
"Oh, hi Mama."
"Oh, I'm sorry? Did I give birth to you, 'cause I'd like to think I'd remember that!"
"... Hi DJ's Mama."
"That's better. Now listen, I know you got a job to do, i respect that. But where do you get off letting my little baby on that show not once, not twice, but THREE times?"
"It is in his contract."
"Where in your contract states it's okay to mentally scar my baby for life? He can barley go outside without saying 'Mama, Mama! The ants are going to get me!'."
"Heh, I remember that! It was Hilari..."
"..."
"I mean totally inappropriate!"
"This is a lawsuit!"
"You can't sue me! I'm running out of money to bribe lawyers with!"
"..."
"You didn't hear that."
"... Okay listen here you punk. You know what I used to be in?"
"Uh... a cooking class?"
"Yes, but no. I was a Poison-Ladybug."
"Wasn't that the gang they caught last year?"
"Tried to. Now if you think I won't call one of my contacts to sneak into your house at night and cut off your fingers and toes one by one, you have another thing coming!"
"... What is wrong with you?"
"You ever see what happens when you mess with Mama Bear's cub? She brings out the claws."
You're bluffing."
"... Do you wanna try me?"
"... whatwasthatyouwantedagain?
March 12, 2011
Chris-Chef
9:12 Pm
"... so we have to go find a whole new group of kids to torture because your scared DJs Mama will come into your house in the middle of the night and cut off your fingers?"
"Uh-huh."
"...Push-over."
April 3, 2011
Alejandro-Chris
5:43 PM
Click
"Huh-huh-huh-huh."
"... Hello?"
"Huh-you-huh-huh-Chris Mclean-huh-huh-are-huh-a demon-huh-huh."
"... Hi Al! What's up?"
"DON'T CALL ME AL! Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh."
"'kay... Al."
"GAH-huh-huh-huh. Never Mind-huh-huh. I-huh-huh- am suing y-huh-you-huh-huh-for all you got-huh-huh."
"...what's with your breathing?"
"Huh-huh-huh-huh-You try moving-huh-huh- in this robot."
O.o Dear god I am behind on this! I would write more, but I really needed to get this posted! Sorry!
Chap 5 reviews-
D0ll- Glad I made you laugh! The Fluttershy Joke is Dawn sounds kind of like Fluttershy from my little Pony. I just had to reference it somewhere XD THANKYOU!
Luiza TDI-It didn't air in my country either, but YouTube's my best friend XD Mike mentions in an episode how his personalities change his ringtone, so I figured they'd also answer it ^w^ THANKYOU!
ARadomperson-the joke with me and my brother is 'we will always remember his wonderful voice. "AHHHHHHH"' ... It was the only thing he said XD The Fluttershy things because I think Dawn sounds like a character from a show, and they were named Fluttershy XD UNKNOWN was another person from the show. THANKYOU!
Smiles1998- Well, you do stomp on stuff in Mario...Yeah, for some weird reason I pictured her as crazy like that XD THANKYOU!
nekohime15-Yep! I was on a Yu-Gi-Oh abridged kick when I wrote chap 5, and I always found that quote hilarious XD I wouldn't let her near a phone either. ... She scares me. THANKYOU
can't think -Yeah, I think she sounds kind of like her ^w^ Yeah, that's where the quotes from! THANKYOU!
anon-I'm guessing he just kind of sat there and waited for her to leave... but I really have no clue XD THANKYOU
IPsychic-Glad you cracked up! Just Don't Be like Humpty-Dumpty! I don't know any Horses or Kings men to put you back together! XD THANKYOU!
Spliced-up-Angel-Yeah, I was totally addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged when I wrote That(still am... there just isn't any more videos to watch XD). I was also on a strange my little pony kick... I really have no explanation for that one XD THANKYOU!
I'll Cover Angel and Collins-It made it sadder when my friend figured it out in 5 seconds... I might just need glasses XD I'm not trying to push My Little Pony on anyone, I just wanted to see how many people knew what I was Talking About ^w^ I'm gonna have Staci Call Him! It does sound Funny XD! THANKYOU!
tdzilla9- *Hands Free Virtual Cookie* YAY! You Got It! Actually, the Duncan-Courtney Calls are my favoriate to write. I don't know why... I think I just like writing them arguing XD THANKYOU!
KlaineLuneville-Glad you like it ^w^ someone needs to, or else I'll be writing random stuff to myself. ... I totally don't do that already... yeah... my social life is dead XD THANKYOU!
thedarkirken6- O.O OH MY GOD YOU'RE A WIZARD! Don't Hurt Me! Jk ^w^ THANKYOU!
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Chapter 6-
EmmaTheHomicidalSquid- That one was a whole Spur of the moment thing XD The whole UNKNOWN Caller's supposed to let me break toe fourth wall. It's a Magic Number ^w^! THANKYOU!
Luiza TDI-Glad You Like It! I was trying to find another reason why he would be sued, and that was all I could think of then XD THANKYOU!
Spliced-up-Angel-Glad You Liked It! That was my spur of the moment joke XD THANKYOU!
Smiles1998-Glad You Like It! They Had the same Voice actor, so I figured make a joke about it ^w^ There was going to be another in this chapter, but I forgot the name of that dude from Sidekicks (... still can't T-T) THANKYOU!
KTEW-NO! DON'T DIE! I'M TOO PRETTY TO GO TO JAIL! ... Jk XD Glad youu found it Funny ^w^ THANKYOU!
iPsychic- Glad you like it ^w^ I figured the parents would be a little ticked off at chris... so I made it a chapter ^w^! THANKYOU!
I'll Cover Angel and Collins=Glad You Like It! ... Even if it is taking long to update XD THANKYOU!
ParamoreGleek- That's actually going to be what the next, next chapter is about (The next is a secret ^w^). I wanted to try and find a way to branch them over to eachother. THANKYOU!
*Throws Confetti!*
YAY! I've officially got 5o reviews!
Forget Virtual Cookies, You all Get Virtual Baby Elephants!
THANKYOU ALL!
So, next chapter's theme is a secret (SHHH!), but I've got a few Ideas, so it should (Hopefully) be up soon!
BYE!
P.S. Please Review or I'll stop writing and fall back into my House of Anubis Addiction!
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