Dancing Fools 3

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel. I Own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC!

Chapter 7: Witchy Woman

The author was talking on the phone,

Now, wait a minute. What makes you think I had anything to do with that? He got arrested on your property. He told you WHAT? Creed said I had something to do with this! You're gonna believe him? Stryker said the same thing? He's practically a convicted pedophile, and you're taking his word against mine? Good day to you too, then!

The author hung up,

I swear, my life never gets dull around here.

Deadpool said,

"The boss doesn't look too happy."

Diablos summarized,

"Stryker and Creed are going to come here with their respective groups to try and tear this place apart."

Beast said,

"A wise assessment of the future predicament, Diablos."

Farrah shrugged,

"Don't get nervous, Simba. We'll take 'em all out."

Beast groaned,

"Will you please stop calling me that?"

Farrah purred,

"Why? I think it's a cute nickname I came up with. Simba, Simba, Simba…"

Diablos laughed,

"At least she's not calling you Mufasa, Beast."

He got hit with a bean bag,

"OW! What was that for?"

Do you want me to get sued by Disney? I really don't want to have to deal with them right at the moment.

Magneto smirked,

"Although, I must admit, Simba is an appropriate name for Beast."

He got hit with a bean bag,

"OW!"

The author sighed,

Let's keep this train wreck going. Now, our next couple for the evening is one that I thought would be one the fans had to see. Scarlet Witch and Nightcrawler.

Quicksilver entered,

"I'm staging another protest!"

Scarlet Witch entered in revealing red gown,

"Pietro, get over it! I'm dancing with Kurt and that's final! And, no, I am not pregnant."

Nocturne entered,

"Mom? Is that you?"

Quicksilver panicked,

"Oh my God! That's your daughter!"

Nocturne waved sheepishly,

"Uh, hi, Uncle Pie."

Quicksilver shrieked,

"WAGNER, YOU'RE DEAD!"

He sped out onto the stage. Wanda launched a hex bolt and hit Quicksilver, causing him to run right through the studio wall and keep going, never to be seen again.

Well, that's one way of getting rid of him. Hey, Nocturne, how you doin'?

Nocturne nodded,

"Fine. I'm glad I could make it. I'm recovering from that stroke nicely, but it's gonna take time."
Take all the time you need. You can take a seat next to Simba up there.

Beast groaned,

"Oh, my stars and garters; please stop calling me that."

Nocturne grinned,

"I like it. You can be my Unka Simba."

She playfully put her head on Beast. Nightcrawler entered in appropriate samba wear,

"Are you ready, Wanda?"

Scarlet Witch: Of course, darling."

The sounds of Quicksilver having a nervous breakdown could be heard,

"Shut up, Pietro! It's my life!"

As the two were dancing the samba, Scarlet Witch obviously tried to turn up the sensuous movements and provocative nature of the dance. Nightcrawler demonstrated remarkable agility and control, allowing himself to be lost in the dance. When it was over, the author said,

Stirring performance. Well, judges?

Deadpool applauded,

"I liked it. A nine!"

He extended his arms out, accidentally hitting Magneto in the face and knocking him out of the chair. Magneto grumbled,

"Deadpool, watch it!"

He sat back in his chair,

"Very good, my dear. A nine."

Deathbird grumbled,

"Seven."

She got hit with a hex bolt, starts molting feathers,

"HELP! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!"

Farrah smiled,

"Great performance. A 25."

Well, when we return, one of two couples I definitely want to see; Wolverine and Jean Grey. You know this is going to be exciting.

Diablos shook his head,

"There he goes again, deliberately trying to stir the pot."

He got hit with a mallet,

"OW! Farrah!"

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