Day 3 of the OTP challenge was gaming or watching a movie. The obvious choices were playing Cluedo or watching The Hobbit but I wanted to do something different so they're watching The Avengers. Enjoy!


"Sherlock! Please be quiet! Just enjoy the movie!" John yelled. Sherlock looked at him. "But it's the truth! It's physically impossible for that to happen." "It's a movie! These things don't have to be possible." "This is all wrong though. That arrow clearly would have missed. Hawkeye had it at the wrong angle and how has he not run out of arrows yet? It's impossible!" "Just be quiet!" John yelled again. "It's true and look at Thor. I don't care if he's a God. He shouldn't have been able to survive that." "Sherlock. Shut up!" John warned. "Just enjoy the movie." "How can I enjoy it when it's all wrong?" "Just... Find a way." John sighed. "Well... That guy who plays Loki is quite attractive." Sherlock pointed out. "Tom Hiddleston?" John asked. "Yes. Him." John looked at him just as Sherlock turned back to the screen. "What about me?" Sherlock turned to him again with a smile. "You know you're the only one for me. I don't see why you'd even bother worrying. Besides, surely you find at least one of these men attractive?" John paused for a moment and then started, "I suppose Chris... Nope, no, none at all." "Which Chris?" Sherlock questioned. "Neither." Sherlock watched him for a moment, trying to keep one eye on the screen. "Evans, right? It's Chris Evans... That's Captain America, right?" He said eventually. "Can you shut up for five minutes?" John asked. "I'm right though, aren't I?" John sighed at this and Sherlock continued. "I'll be quiet for the rest of the movie. Besides, Chris Evans has a nice butt, it's got to be him." "Fine! Yes!" John yelled, giving up completely. Sherlock smiled and turned back to the screen, saying nothing more for the rest of the movie.