Jobs& Friends: Chapter Seven: Being Crushed


Kim continued to remain silent as she looked at Bonnie, whose tanned hands were laced between Joss's.

Now this wasn't the first time Joss had brought a girl down with her, Joss said it helped to score points having the infamous Kim Possible as a cousin.

Kim didn't really want to know what the points were, but Joss just said they ended just before seventy.

Shego's heavy footsteps were soon heard by everyone as they approached the door.

"I remember you." Bonnie beamed, Shego of course just put on her fake smile. She couldn't remember if this was one of Kim's friends or not… they all looked the same from high school, teenager appearance with a hint of superiority over younger people….

Eugh youths…Shego reminded herself in her head.

"I remember you too…" Shego's voice wobbled, Kim watched Shego carefully… I hope when Shego 'remembers' Bonnie, I that memory had clothes on and not one of Shego's… fun times. Kim hoped in her head, stepping aside to allow Bonnie and Joss into her house.

"So Kim, what's new?" Joss asked as she sat down on the couch like it was the most natural thing in the world… Bonnie on the other hand felt so out of place, you could practically feel the awkwardness radiating off the woman.

"Your girlfriend." Shego replied. Joss gave a chuckle before responding.

"I think the same could be said to you." Joss winked, nodding at Kim who had remained standing in the room.

"Eh?" Shego asked, not fully understanding what Joss was implying… but then it hit her "Ohhh…. No, no we're not? Me and Kim? We're not…" Shego trailed off, not actually sure what she was trying to say without fear of damaging the red head's feelings.

"I don't think Shego's the type for commitment." Bonnie added.

"How would you know that?" joss asked, confused.

"We met before." Bonnie replied flatly, eying Shego like a piece of green meet. "Or at least that's what she told me last time…"

"Uhuh, well this conversation has been fun, who wants coffee?" Kim offered "Oh thanks for volunteering to help Bonnie." Kim snapped up before anyone had the chance to offer.

Oh crap… Bonnie in deep dog's doo doo. Shego thought in her mind, but couldn't help eying the ass that went past her to get into the kitchen.


"You really have to watch how you eye gals, subtly is definitely not your strong suit." Joss said, as Shego flopped onto the sofa next to the other young woman.

"I'll try and keep that in mind." Shego responded. For some reason… Joss felt like a fun person.

"You gay?"

Well that was unexpected.

"I'm not, but my boyfriend will hit you with his purse if you say that again." Shego replied sarcastically, gaining a burst of laughter from Joss.

"Oh god, I never thought you'd be the funny type, so you are gay then?" Joss asked.

"Pretty much."

"And you like Kim?"

"I- Erm… Hmn, well she's pretty and all, but if she was gay-"

"You would ask her out?"

"Suppose. But I think it would end up like all my other relationships."

"And how's that?"

"Kiss, sex, awkward, end it." Shego replied flatly, it wasn't a lie any way.

"Don't give up on love Sheegster! And besides, in the end you've always got meeee!" Joss teased.

"Oh joys." Shego commented.


"What are you doing with my cousin?" Kim asked as she got the coffee ready even if no one wanted any. That jar had been siting there for at least half a year, and Kim would be damned if she couldn't take advantage of an accidental poisoning.

"Erm, nothing. What are you doing with…? Shego?"

"Being friends!" Kim quickly responded, becoming highly defensive.

"Sure, because eyed her totally screams 'let's plat each other's hair' come on Kim."

"Oh really? Joss is like like… eight years younger than you!"

"And how olds Shego?" Bonnie countered.

Kim remained silent…

"You don't know?" Bonnie asked in surprise "Oh Kim... jump that woman quick."

"What? Why?"

"Because you have a great thing going, you don't know much about her, barely know what she does for a living, and I've seen Shego in action- illegally anyway, she can disappear without a trace."

"I'm not like you Bonnie, I don't look for flings."

"So you would do it with Shego?" Bonnie asked with a raised eyebrow, caught ya. Bonnie cheered in her head.

"Well… I suppose I would, but it would have to mean something."

Bonnie's smile scared Kim.

"Ok then… I'll be back in a minute… Joss! By the way… Kim?"

"Yeah?"

Bonnie paused a minute, looking Kim in the eye, but quickly pulled away.

"Coffee's done."


Bonnie locked the bathroom door behind her and Joss.

"She's in love with her." The two women said at once.


Shego continued to sit on the couch, circling round certain wanted job areas.

"How about a waitress?" Shego asked, eager for Kim's opinion.

"No, requires patience."

"I have patience!" Shego argued.

"For at least eight hours."

"Ah…" Shego crossed one off the list.

"How about a sperm donor?"

"Need a penis." Kim replied.

"I'm sure doctor blue could fix something up!"

"Next." Kim instructed, not wanting to hear any more.

"Porn Star?"

"No!"

"Pole dancer?"

"No!"

"Kim if you're going to be this picky, I'm gonna end up on the corner of streets either begging for money, or people are gonna pay me to do some nasty and evil things." Shego winked at the red head who blushed a little.

"Ok got one. How about an assassin?"

"Too much blood, you'd have to do the washing as well."

"Eugh." Shego crossed one of the list. "That was my safety net."

"Bike racer!" Shego jumped up with the idea.

"Road rage." Kim countered, as Shego dropped back onto the sofa.

"Mommy, I wanna be an astronaut"

"You've already done that."

"I wanna rule the world."

"You've done that."

"Stunt person!"

"Too dangerous."

"But Kim! I could be the next Adrena Lin!"

"No, that would be dangerous."

"But I have a healing power!"

"But it's still dangerous!"

"Why do you care? And don't give me friend crap." Shego replied.

"You were just asking for my opinion on the carer!"

"Ok fine, how is it dangerous?" Shego asked

"Think of all the weight of a bike, would come crashing down on you." Kim stood up, in front of Shego and put her hands on Shego's shoulders, starting to push back, but Shego sat up strong.

"The way the bike would crush you on the ground…" Kim's voice was nothing but a raspy whisper… it sent Goosebumps down Shego's neck. Kim's legs were now spread for Shego's torso, as the plasma powered woman was slowly lowered onto the sofa, as Kim remained on top.

"If this is how it feels…. I kinda like it…" Shego admitted, looking up at Kim. Who slowly lowered herself down onto the taller woman, their lips slowly coming into contact.

"Told you, so gay." A voice caused the two women to pull apart suddenly. "Sorry did we ruin a moment?"

Shego groaned.

"Just a tad"

Any recommendations for Shego's new job? ;)