I'm back!- Zombie D bursts in on D.C.who was in the middle of brainstorming.

What took you so long to get me that tea?-- D.C. glares.

Hey girls! What's up?- Fexane bursts in.

Nothing. One of you say the disclaimer.--D.C.

D.C. does not own anything Kingdom Hearts wise nor Walmart or anything or anyone that the guys find in or meet at Walmart.--Zombie D

Only me and Ixivio. -- Fexane smiles

on to the story.


Chapter 7: T.G.S.R. Phase 2 Wally World.

Dramtic theme music sounds in the back ground as the giat WalMart sign towers above them. The next thing they hear is Xigbar screaming protest. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!"

"Xigbar It's just Walmart." Ixivio sighed.

"But I lost my eye here!" Xigbar sobs.

"Crybaby." Roxas rolls his eyes.

"Okay mates heres..." Ixivio trailed off. He turns to Demyx who's still playing the dramatic music. "You know we are trying to be stealthy at this. Can you stop already?" Demyx sighs and stops. "Alright now, folks Here's what we need. Candy, cake mixes, chips, real pop, ice cream, cookies, doughnuts, and anything else that is sweet. Got it?"

"Yes mon Capitan" Demyx salutes.

"Dude I didn't know you were french." Xigbar said.

"I thought it was spanish." Roxas muttered as they dragged Xigbar in.

Xigbar screamed and fought against them all the way until they dragged him to sporting goods. "Now Xiggy stay here with the pretty guns and we'll be back in ten minutes." Ixivio smiled.

Five minutes later in the candy isle

With five cartfuls of pure junk food of the highest calibur towered over the three teenagers. "Man we set." Ixivio smiled. "Yo Xiggy meet us over in the floral department." he called over the walkie.

"Roger that kid"

And with that they headed outof the isle only to spot a swaying red headed figure in a black coat. they all froze dead. "Dudes we are so busted." Ixivio said hiding under the cart.

"You think?" Roxas hissed.

"Wow that is a lot of junkfood." a female voice said mischeiously. She looked under and said "I see you."

"Uh... hi." Demyx said staring at the girl.

"Hey Kixa who you talking to?" A tall brunette came over. "Damn that is a lot of sugar."

"You're telling me." the red head cocked her head. "You need help with all that stuff?"

"Uh sure." Ixivio blushed.

Meanwhile in the floral department.

Xigbar sat there tapping his foot, when out of the blue stepped his wort nightmare. His eye went wide shock. "You!" he screamed like a girl.

The guy was wearing a red trench coat and yellow sunglasses which he pushed up onto spikey blode hair, as he popped doughnut in his mouth. "Xigbar's the name right? Oh I'm sorry about the eye, it was an accident." He popped another doughnut in his mouth.

Xigbar started laughung maniacally. "Hah! Once again we meet here at the very spot where you took my eye." He pulled his guns. "Now Dude you shall pay an eye for an eye!" and he began shooting randomly at the guy.

The guy pulls out his gun and returns fire...

Over in Electronics

"Aw Dude! The new Atlantis movie is out!" Roxas said holding up the movie. It read: Atlantis: Heartless Cataclysm. "Can we get it? Huh Ixivio?" Roxas jumped up and down.

"Maybe we'll see." Ixivio said as Kixa said "OH It's the new Coloseum Of Doom video!"

"Oooooooo" Nixta said eyes going wide. "I know it won't be as awesome as the original but who knows."

Roxas reads it off. "Care Bears Vs. Harry Potter? Okay D.C. Who's with you this time? And why? Why? WHY CARE BEARS?

In the Colloseum of Doom...

D.C. turns to R.T.G. "Why did we chose Care Bears?"

"I dislike Care Bears with a passion so we agreed on allowing the Harry Ptter crew come and obliterate them."

"You do realize that you'll scar Roxas for life right?"

"Is it that disturbing?"

"I will not answer that."

Back at the Garden center

The guys puased for a breather when out of the tropical plants ran a nymph with an armful of pixie stix screaming at the top of her lungs for someone called Marly.

"?" Xigbar thought trying to recall where he had heard that name before when the end of Vash's gun barrel touched his temple.

"Give up?"

"Yo! Who's in here shooting up my plants... Oh it's you, Xigbar." Marluxia said with an exasperated sigh. "Vash put the gun away." Marluxia separated the two.

"You know him?" Vash frowned.

"Yeah he's one of the members in the organization."

"Well that explains alot. Sorry about the plants Marluxia. Help you later." he said taking off "You take care now you hear?" Vash waved, As there walked in a man dressed in a red cape hold a case of Jones soda, drinking one he looks at them and said "What up?" (he jumps down from the rafters and looked at them. Xigbar looks at him and says "I know you.You're Vincent Valtine." Just as a man dress in black walk up behide him with white hair and glasses that looks like a preist, he carried a crush bar. He frowned and said "You remind me of that red haired dude that didn't have any sugar at his place."

"That was probably Axel." Marluxia said slightly annoyed.

"Who ever it was he screamed like a little girl." Abel said shaking his head.

A man fell on his face from what appeared to be like he came down from the ceiling. He looks drunk when when he gets up he hold his in his hand a bottle hydrogen peroxide, Vincent gave him an odd look as he said, "Why are you drinking that?"

"Why is everyone randomly showing up in my greenhouse?" Marluxia said as he tapped his foot.

Out of the blue the incredilbe Zombie D pops out and grabs hold of Donte. "My mistress requires your pressence immedately." She turns to the others, "Sorry for the interferance."

At the bar

Axel was starting to get drunk not really paying attention to anyone around him.

This skinny guy laced with expensive wines comes up and yells "What are you drinking, so I can have some." Axel is blasted to the floor by the guys voice which had the strength of hurricane. Axel gets up a hangover already starting, with an Extremly annoyed look on his face. Axel says holding his head, "Listen my drunken friend-" the skinny dude puts an arm around Axel, and starts swaying back and forth in a drunken rythm and starts singing "We're drunken friends... we're drunken friends... we're drunken friends to the very-hic- end..."

Axel at the same time is trying to pry himself out of the guy's grip, thinking who the hell is this? "Dude Let ME Go before I set your ass on fire."

A white haired man and a bunch of play boy bunnies shows up and joins in. Axel at the point of desparation, opens one of the skinny dude's wines and tourches it. As everyone starts running around acting like chickens without heads, minus the skinny dude who just downed the burning rum. He triples in size and beats the shit out of Axel who all the while thinks... Why me?

Back at the Vault...

Xenmas had finally had falllen asleep, due to exhaustion ad lack of air. The vault door opened reavealing two shadows. "Are you sure about this?"

"Hey there is a kid in here."

"Those Bastards! Kidnapping a poor innocent little kid. That's just low."

"Help me grab him. We'll get the money later."

Back at the store

"Crap. It's Marluxia." Roxas said as they peeked around the corner.

"We'll stall him for you. We got your adress so we'll see you tomorrow." Nixta blew a kiss at Demyx. "Come on Kixa." She said pulling on her arm.

"Excuse me," Nixta said coming up to Marluxia. "But I'm looking for some Venus Flytraps..."

"Uh.. yeah, um follow me. Don't move." He said to Xigbar as he took off with the girls. The moment they were out of sight, the guys snatched up Xigbar. They readied the carts, loading oxygen tanks they had pilfered from the sporting goods, and busted the ends. within twelve seconds they had reached the checkout and were being rung up. And upon paying they quickly opened portals and hightailed it the hell out of there.

Back at the bar...

Axel slowly crawled across the floor bruised and battered. He almost reached the door knob when it burst open and knocked him back. "Why?" he groaned from the wall.

End of chapter 7 and Phase 2.


Well that's it for this chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review!- D.C. Begs. Also, my many thanks to RyoTigerGirl, Crys, and Donte for helping me with the Extreme randomness of things especially since my brain's malfuntioning and I do have my report to do. Oh and if you're wandering where Zombie D went she's telling Donte off for me.

And the CareBears are carebears from hell.

Next chapter? I have No clue As of yet. But it is deploy the rations time. Oh and who took Xenmas?