A/N: I know that this isn't anyone of my other stories but I have a reason! First I took my midterm (and I know I got a great grade) then I had to do a science fair project, then my teacher came to me saying that he lost my midterm and one other student's (turns out to be my friend) he gave us 5 minutes to look at our notes then made us retake it. Then a week later he told us how he actually lost them, his dog took them and ate them (half of them, he showed it to us). _. And he said of what he saw we would have gotten a 100%. I was/am FURIOUS, OUTRAGDED, SICK WITH ANGER! ):. So I have been very busy. Anyway as I was handed back one of my grammar homework, I re-read it and thought, Hey, I can make a story out of this! So I did. Don't worry, I will write/post the finished story soon!
Title: Why Me?!
Summary: When Kai gets punished by Sensei, Sensei makes him do something very embarrassing. What is it?
Genre: Humor
Rating:K
Charaters: Kai, Sensei, Nya, Cole, Jay, Zane and Lloyd
Author: ME!
Disclaimer: I do not own Ninjago.
Answering Review Time! Thank You! Now I know what a Mary-Sue is! Now I know not to read a story that says Mary-Sue
ZaneMetaknightlover: Thank You! I will get to your idea soon!
Reba1753: Thanks!
Guest: Sorry that this isn't your story, BUT I am writing it right now! So it will be out soon! Can you help me think up a title?
KitKat8965: I like how you discribed it! You sounded like Jay!
StarshineShooter: Of course! Send it over and I will post it for you! You don't need to ask!
Guest: When I write out all the details I will post it for you.
PowerinPink: It deffenitly helped me! Thanks! Kai and Cole are my favorite too, I can realate to them easiest (and Zane's akwardness).
Alex: Don't worry I will add more details and an ending for you!
Raining Ashes: Thank You Ashie! That means a lot to me! Cool! I can't wait to read it!
Why Me?!
It was a normal day on the Bounty; well as normal as you can get when you have five ninja.
"Why do I have to do this sensei?" I asked, "How come I am the only one?"
"Because I said so," Sensei replied curtly.
Fury rose up in me, I despised that I had to do this. I hated it even more because there was no way out and I have to do it alone.
"You better get started, you have three hours," I heard sensei say as he walked away.
I knew I shouldn't have smart-mouthed sensei, and now I have gotten punished.
"Looks like you got busted," Jay teased.
"Shut-up," I said. I heard him chuckle as I walked away.
I went to our bedroom and moodily sat on the only chair in the room. Our room had two bunk-beds, both on opposite walls. There was one desk and chair for Cole and Jay to write letters to their family. Right now I was at the only desk in the room; going to do my assignment, I furiously got out a sheet of lined paper. Why did Sensei make me do this? For his enjoyment when he reads it? Most likely.
Sensei had told me to write 3 embarrassing/hilarious things that have happen to me in the past before I met sensei.
I got out a pencil and started writing.
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Two and a half hours later I finished. I thought about all the embarrassing things that have happen, I chose three that were embarrassing but not so embarrassing.
I trudged into Sensei's meditating room.
"Right on time. If it was late I would have made you write 12."
I passed sensei the sheet of paper, he glanced at it, "Very good, I shall read it to everybody after supper."
I swear my jaw dropped all the way to the floor.
"Close your mouth, not only do you look like a fish you might get a bug in it," Sensei commanded.
I immediately closed it and trudged back out the door, I started a mental countdown to my demise.
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I groaned, I think the universe hated me today, not only would sensei read some of my embarrassing moments but Cole had cooked and decided to make his infamous chili.
I glanced around the room, everybody looked disgusted, even Sensei. He deserves it he made me write that paper.
Cole passed everybody a bowl of the chili; I hid a shudder at the thought of eating that gruel.
After Cole pasted out all the food we said grace and ate. Well I didn't, actually. I shall tell you how I made it look like I ate. I took a fabric napkin and put it in my lap, then I stuffed my mouth as full as I could make it without swallowing, then I took the napkin and made it look as if I was wiping my face, but I was actually spiting it out onto the napkin. I repeated this process until I had no more chili left in my bowl.
I looked around again and saw the sickened faces of everybody (but Cole) around me. Hahahaha! I am an evil genius! I learned my lesson the first time, looks like they didn't.
Finally, everybody finished the chili. Sensei stood up and spoke, "As you know Kai smart-mouthed me and I punished him, so as the final punishment I want all of you in the Living Room.
Everybody looked to me. I flushed with embarrassment knowing what would happen next.
We all got up and followed Sensei, who was headed to the living room. He sat on the couch and Cole, Jay, Zane, Nya, Lloyd and me sat down on the ground in a semi-circle around him.
Sensei brought out the dreaded paper; he cleared his throat and started to read.
Why Me?!
These are some of the why me?! moments in my life. For those who are reading this make sure these moments of why me?! says on this page, so don't go blabbing them around, for these are top, top, TOP secrets matters, so you have to swear yourselves to secrecy. Now for the moment you've been waiting for…
It was a day like any other, you get yelled at a couple of times and you have finally finished your work (because of the yelling). I was in the backyard going to jump on the trampoline with my sister, Nya. We got on the trampoline and started playing Trick. I better explain what Trick is shouldn't I? Trick is a remembering game. It is game where one person does a trick, like, say a flip, then the next person does the flip that the first person did then does a trick of their own, like, say a back-flip, the first person then does the flip, a back-flip, then makes up another one, like a handspring. You keep on remembering the tricks and making up more tricks until one person forgets. After the game of Trick, Nya and me were just jumping for the fun of it. I somehow stole Nya's jump and I went sailing up and out of the net, want to know where I landed? I know what you are thinking and no, it was not a fluffy patch of grass, it was a rosebush. A freakin' rosebush! I had to pluck myself out of the rosebush and had Nya help me pull out all the rose thorns out of myself. I was sore for more than three whole days.
Sensei paused to snigger, and my brothers and sister sniggered with him. Sensei continued.
About three months after the rosebush incident, I was making myself lunch (you know how important that is) when Nya came up behind me with a kitchen knife and started chasing me around the house for more than five minutes when she caught up to me. Then the unthinkable happened, she stabbed me. I fell to forward in the fatal position and screamed like a little girl or like a little boy when they scream like a little girl. When Nya started laughing I saw that I wasn't dead, realization hit me like an anvil dropping on your head (and believe me: It hurts!). Nya, while she was running, switched the knife for a fake plastic and stabbed me with the butt end of it (the pummel). She never lets me forget about this episode and always reminds me so I can relive my embarrassment over and over again.
Sensei paused again to let everybody guffawed (not me though), including himself.
Now I want to tell you (not really) of a series of the most stupidest things that I have done in one day. My parents took me and my sister out for our monthly shopping, as we were walking to the door when there was a sign in front of us, I read it while walking, just as I finished reading the sign I tripped and landed flat on my face, the dumb part was the sign said: 'Watch Your Step'. Just an hour later we went to a different store. I was pulling on the door wondering why is this not opening? When Nya laughed and pointed out to me that I was to push. Stupid! After the shopping was over we were walking to our horses, when I tripped on a rock and slammed into my horse. I feel sorry for her (and me). When we were home Nya started chasing me and I slammed into the door, plastering myself to it. After that I was walking in the fields and I fell into a mud hole, then I got bitten by a turtle, fell out of a tree, ran into a pole, got stepped on by my mom's horse, had a run in with a porcupine, went face to face with a grizzly bear, ran 10 miles straight, fell off a cliff, whammed my head on a rock, got a concussion all in one day. Let me tell you, not a very pleasant day, I was defiantly saying why me?! all day.
I have many more why me?! moments but I am forced to only tell three, if it were up to me I would not tell you at all. These are some of the most idiotic things that I have done in my short amount of life, and I will probably do more in the near distant future. Now remember that you have sworn yourselves to secrecy and you can't break that of what you have sworn. Now I happily bid you farewell, and remember: It's a secret to everyone.
After sensei finished reading it everybody was clutching their sides from laughing so hard.
"I was always wonder why you looked like that after that day!" exclaimed Nya.
"I wish I could have seen it!" Cole said through his laughter.
I was still beet red with embarrassment, which I know will not be leaving soon, I glared at sensei, as soon as he saw me his mirth grew and started laughing all over again.
This was going to be a hard week; I hope one of my brothers get sensei irritated so they will have a sprained dignity. Humph!
Yes, all the things Kai wrote happened to me, though in the last paragraph it didn't all happen in a day like it did for Kai, it happen over a period of a week, when we were camping in the mountains, just a tip for you, grizzly bears are scary! Expecaly with they are chasing you! Believe me, I have had a personal experiance, if you want details, I can write a story for you (exept it will be Kai re-living it, not me), just say the word.
I had to write the Why Me?! for Grammar class (definatly one of my favorite writing projects), and as I said before once I re-read it I went 'Story Idea!' Because I felt sorry for not writing for a long time. Please don't kill me!
I hope you enjoyed this! This is at an expence to my dignity, or whats left of it, which is not very much now that I think about it. :P
Okay I have another question:
Is Ninjago starting up again? If it is, when will it be?
