Make me a Robot, Tessa Violet

Bianca/Nico AU where Bianca survives and is not a hunter, also they are in their twenties

UnicornsAreDeadly: Thank you, follow button x favorite button is a great idea, but i dunno if fanfiction allows that, so i might put that on my wattpad

We're All Okay: Challenge Accepted.

The Original Crybaby: definitely, that is on my list of to do ships

Azure Moonlight: They'll be added to my list

Amy: that was fun to write, thank you!

Animaljam: glad you enjoyed it

Lunarchroniclesandcockatiels: yes leo x katie will be here soon

*caution grossness ahead it might ruin the two best characters in the series for you*

Hades checked his new rose gold iPhone 6s plus. One notification, a missed FaceTime call from Bianca. He shrugged, might as well call her back.

"Hi dad!" Bianca exclaimed. Hades frown-smiled. He enjoyed being called dad, but the problem with having been a frowny old grouch for millennia was that transitioning to a mildly smiley guy was difficult. Persephone had grinned and said his smiles were coming along wonderfully, but he wasn't sure if he could trust her judgement, seeing as she let him make all those terrible fashion choices in the 1980's.

Nico showed up, and they exchanged small talk, Hades played the "causal dad", but he was secretly trying to decipher everything he could see in the fuzzy background. Hmm, Bianca had repainted her walls a classy shade of grey, she seemed to be wearing a new shirt, Nico was wearing unfortunately ugly jeans…

Were those rings on their hands?

Bianca waved a bit to him through the phone. "Dad, are you still alive?" Hades quickly moved himself out of his state of shock.

"Yes of course, Gods don't die. Now tell me, are those rings on your fingers?"

Bianca squealed. 'YES ME AND NICO ARE GETTING MARRIED!"

Hades choked. It was an unattractive choke, the type that he generally tried to avoid.

However, his entire "causal dad act" was falling apart. He spluttered and choked again.

"Why?" Bianca looked offended. "We're in love. It's not weird either, plenty of god and goddess siblings get married. I thought you'd be happy. Also, you're married to your niece."

By now Hades was completely red in the face and choking down water that Persephone had calmly handed him. Even the nice demented soul adorning the glass he was drinking out of didn't make him feel better. "But you're demigods! And full siblings! That's gross and wrong! What if you have kids!?"

Nico scoffed. "Tell that to Hera and Zeus. And like Bianca said, Persephone's still your niece. And what's wrong with slightly inbred kids? You're pretty sane, considering you originated from a sibling marriage."

Hades could argue no longer. "Well kids, I suppose whatever makes you happy will make me happy. I won't interfere with your life. If you're in love, so be it. As long as you two treat each other well, I will always support you. I love you both."

Bianca and Nico beamed. "Thanks dad! We love you too." They exchanged goodbyes and Bianca ended the call.

As soon as it was over, Hades retched and vomited on the ground. Persephone looked up and frowned. "Honey, the trash can's in the kitchen. You're ruining the carpet." Hades remembered how they were related, and quickly ran to the kitchen.

In Bianca's apartment, far far away, Bianca and Nico fell over laughing. "Can you believe he actually fell for it?!" An uncharacteristic laugh graced Nico's lips. Bianca had tears running down her cheeks from laughing. "He didn't even check his calendar. It's April Fools Day." They high-fived, and Nico headed off for a date with Leo.