"Do not speak to me like that young lady!" Chiron practically yelled at me. Dionysus walked into the room.
"Vida," He groaned, "You have all the gods against you and a centaur. You're on a roll."
"Stop talking Dionysus. He dragged me here against my will."
"You probably deserved it." Dionysus comment. I gave him a death glare. At that moment all of the camp counselors began to enter the room. Percy, Nico, and Annabeth were all talking. I walked up to them.
"Hey Vida. Why do you always have to get in trouble?" Nico complained.
"I didn't." I protested. They all gave me skeptical looks, "I didn't. I just have a knack for ticking people off. Especially immortals."
"Let's just sit down and get this stupid meeting done with." Percy said.
"I agree." I said. We all went to our seats. Percy, Annabeth, and Nico all had seats next to each other. I had to stand next to my newest enemy, Chiron.
"So I guess you all know about the monster attack on Vida this morning." Everyone nodded their heads, "Obviously someone wants Vida dead and they allowed those monsters into camp."
"I'm standing right here. If you asked me that question I would have an answer." I commented.
"Does anybody have an idea about what happened?" Chiron asked completely ignoring me. I coughed really really loudly. I could see some of the kids laughing. "Yes, Vida?" He said through gritted teeth.
"If you would like an answer I have one." I put in.
"Are you going to say it or just stand there grinning like an idiot?"
"I think I'll stand here grinning here like an idiot." I said. More people were laughing. I could see Percy trying to stay normal. I could see it was strained.
"Vida, tell us." Chiron warned.
"What are the magic words?" I said, "Oh anyone can guess."
"Please tell us?" Someone said.
"Please tell us Vida." Someone else said. I shook my head to all of them. I could see the gears turning in Annabeth's head.
"Vida is the awesomest!" Nico practically shouted.
"Correct." I said.
"So will you tell us now?" Percy asked. Annabeth pouted that she couldn't figure it out.
"Yes. Okay so as you all probably know the gods hate my guts-" I started.
"No shock." Dionysus muttered.
"As I was say before someone rudely interrupted me. Not that I'm saying any names," I coughed, "Dionysus." I coughed again, "The gods hate my guts."
"What did you do?" The Ares girl demanded.
"I lived. Now back on topic, the gods hate my guts."
"You lived? We all lived and the gods don't hate our guts." The Ares girl said again.
"Anyways, the gods hate my guts." I started again.
"Tell us why they hate you. Living isn't a crime." She said again. In the blink of an eye I had a sword at her neck.
"For me it is enough. Now terminas hablar. Stop talking. Unless you want to visit Hades, shut up." I whispered. I put my sword back to the front of the table. "Now if anyone else has a question write on a piece of paper, rip it up, and throw it in the trash. Back to my story. The gods hate me. They send monsters after me daily. Apparently they do not like me hanging out with their kids. So to send me a message they sent monsters. Hecate sent emposai. Zeus sent Echidna and her pets. Hephaestus and Poseidon worked together to make fire breathing horses. Hades sent about twenty hellhounds. And get this, Aphrodite sent hair dressers! Hairdressers! That's not even scary!" I realized I was the only one who thought that was funny.
"Have more of a sense of humor you guys. Downers of the party." I complained.
"Wait, you get attacked like this often?" The Ares girl asked surprised.
"Well, duh. Though normally they don't get this bad. I guess me talking to their kids was the thing that pushed them off the ledge."
"The god attack you?" The Aphrodite girl asked me
"Gods." I corrected, "They work together. It's a group effort to get rid of me." Everyone stared shocked. "Staring isn't nice. What's the huge shock."
"The gods attacked you. The gods are the good guys." The Demeter kid said.
"Says who?" I asked. No one spoke.
"Us." Percy said.
"And your word is final." I countered.
"Um, god in the room." Dionysus cut in.
"No one cares about your opinion Dionysus." I said.
"Now I remember why the gods are trying to kill you." Dionysus retorted.
"You are part of this joint effort. Don't act like you aren't included." I told him. He slunk back into the corner. "Exactly."
"Now care to explain why the gods hate you?" Chiron demanded.
"No." I said.
"Rhetorical question." Chiron told me.
"You asked." I said.
"Just answer the question!" Nico demanded.
"No reason to yell." I said.
"You're dodging." Annabeth sang.
"I don't have to listen to you." I sang back. She pouted. "Ha." I said triumphantly, "Now will someone explain to me why I'm here instead of hanging out in the woods."
"Typical Vida." Dionysus muttered.
"What? The woods are awesome." I exclaimed.
"As we were saying before we got off topic. Vida was attacked as we now learned was from the gods. We don't know why or the reasoning behind the attack." Chiron said.
"I do." Me and Dionysus said in unison. We glared at each other.
"The gods hate her as she said before. Now do I have to be here?" Dionysus complained.
"No, you can leave." Chiron said.
"Thanks." I said and walked out the door.
