Jane: be the Ninja. Become the pillar.
Easier said than do-
Oh look! You did it!
Jane: Look at your life, look at your choices.
Really, why are you doing this anyway? You're the Maid of Life, the heir of a huge corporation, and a fabulous young lady by yourself to boot! You're in Las Vegas, why are you pining over some guy instead of having fun?
You're a stupid beeeetch.
Jane: be abducted by some of the trolls
Wait, be abducted? Why would you want to be...
OH!
