"Our world wasn't the first. It was never the first. What happened in the previous world, usually doesn't do anything to the new one. But this time... the creator's mistakes have grown strong enough to affect our world. And if we do nothing about them... then only the lord and savior, will be able to save us." -Overseer "Nice Try"/Exotos135, December 25, 2017, warning us normies about the coming Anomalous Apocalypse (we should have listened to him)
His reports on parallel universe [DATA EXPUNGED]: still being updated
Item #: TLH-010
Street Name: "The Matriarch"
Threat Level: Black
Object Class: Keter Safe
Special Properties: Reality warper
Special Containment Procedures: Uncontainable
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SCP-732 virus detected…deploying malware…
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Virus deleted, restore corrupted files?
[Yes]
Bringing up document TLH-010…
"Sorry about that, reader. I didn't know we had a memelord hack these important files. The 732 instances have been deleted so the real description should be back online…now!"
Warning! XK-class scenario imminent!
Description: TLH-010, formerly Leni Loud of 1216 Franklin Avenue in Royal Woods, Michigan; Is a sixteen-year-old anomalous humanoid. Subject is noted as being the tallest of the anomalies at approximately 5ft 9in. Temperament is recorded as sanguine with a mirthful joy and frivolity. Upon further examination, it was detected that she hit the metaphorical jackpot when it came to anomalous abilities, as she managed to get the most overpowered ability this side of a Carol Danvers Ex Machina, reality warping. Not much to be said here, it's reality warping; She can do whatever the fuck she wants! She can even say "nigger" without the N-word pass, and she a white woman! The black community (especially Kendrick Lamar) would meltdown over this!
At first, all personnel at Site 1216 thought she would "pull a 239-EN" and accidently cause an XK-class scenario, but that was later proven not to be the case as she can control her powers fully! Maybe this truly is a Deus Ex Machina…
She is self-contained in either her room along with TLH-011 or in TLH-27500.
Item #: TLH-27500
Street Name: "The Mall"
Threat Level: Yellow
Object Class: Keter
Special Properties: Nonstandard spacetime
Special Containment Procedures: Object is contained by TLH-010 at all times.
Description: TLH-27500 appears to be a seemingly infinite copy of the 12 Oaks Mall in Novi, Michigan. The original store at 27500 Novi Road already has over 180 different recorded shopping malls, so it would be very easy to get lost there…However, as 011 has told Site Director Loud after her many excursions passing through the dimension, as her side of the room is past the dimension, she has notified her that the layout is completely different every time one enters it. 010 expects that you'd get lost in there for a few days weeks months so she had hotel-like stores for people to rest in all throughout the dimension (of course it isn't cheap). The dimension uses its own currency known as Dodecaquercus Dollars (DQD)/12 Oak Dollars (TOD) which can be exchanged for real currency out in the real world, but warns Foundation personnel that DQD's/TOD's aren't worth anything in the real world (just like Monopoly™ money) and that the exchange rate changes daily, so it would be highly unfortunate if the DQD/TOD chose Rials to convert to, as now it would be worth the same as an Iranian Rial, which would take $421.05 IRR to equal 1 American penny, though the flipside is true. Due to this being a mall, the prices have such a high variance that it would be pointless to try and document them as the prices are never constant. To get DQD/TOD, you can perform favors for the many customers in the mall (designated 27500-01BM, BF, TOM, TOF, KM, KF, TEM, TEF, AM, AF, SM, SF; All have various races/ethnicities/sexualities, because multiculturalism (and the fact the real place would be in a suburb of Detroit, which is overwhelmingly liberal)). Yes, because this real life, fights do break out between the 27500-01s because of differences, b ut the police (27500-02) are there to keep the mall (and by extension, you, safe). The police wear NPD uniforms as they are still technically a part of Novi county.
"Leave the store…leave the store…LEAVE THE STORE!" (AUTSTIC REEE-ing!)
You can shop to your heart's content with all of the fine products here. Though the vendors (27500-03) are the reason why the area is classified as Keter. Whether it be IKEA™ transplants or ginger soy-boys who can Fus-Ro-Dah you across the store, you' don't want to get on the vendors' bad side!
But you need to get to a hotel by nighttime, which is helpfully told to you by the skylight in the mall (it follows EST) or by a watch/cellphone if you took them in with you. As the clean-up crew (27500-04) will dispose of any dead bodies and litter left within the dimension and will push them into the many incinerators in the dimension. You can be a good person and help clean up (and get a paycheck doing so!) by helping them incinerate! Just apply first!
011 has told Foundation staff the exit is also randomized. But if you can find "The Director of Style" (010) in the dimension, she can control all entities in the dimension (which would stop them from killing you), lead you to the exit, or just collapse the dimension entirely, letting you escape! You even get to keep the stuff you bought in the dimension and the DQD/TOD that you earned if you live! But be warned, finding her is like finding a needle in a haystack!
Incident-[DATA EXPUNGED]-C: [DATA EXPUNGED] Little girl [DATA EXPUNGED] lost in TLH-27500 [DATA EXPUNGED] found Leni [DATA EXPUNGED]. Her [DATA EXPUNGED] was SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]. I know that name, the [DATA EXPUNGED]. Leni loved her as if she was another one of us. [DATA EXPUNGED] Sigurrós [DATA EXPUNGED].
I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. The lily and the rose will strike down Conquest and weaken the Tyrant Goddess' power!
"That's not supposed to be there…"
